Re: [問卦] 有沒有獨自嗑掉五塊雞桶的八卦? >> PTT Reader

Re: [問卦] 有沒有獨自嗑掉五塊雞桶的八卦?

 作者  linco1201 (家有蘿莉,四季如意)                         看板  Gossiping
 標題  Re: [問卦] 有沒有獨自嗑掉五塊雞桶的八卦?
 時間  Sat Apr 27 17:51:41 2013
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※ 引述《Ormmmmmmmmmm (Ormmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm)》之銘言:
: 強者我朋友
: 剛剛提了一袋五塊雞桶+兩杯小可回來
: 並且在十五分鐘內全部嗑光
: 我十分佩服他的能力
: 他說沒什麼大家都會不信你去八卦版問
: 所以不才小弟我特來請教
: 有沒有相關的八卦?

筆者也曾經做過同樣的事情

因為突然很想吃炸機

想找朋友分享突然發現自己好像沒什麼朋友

手機電話簿只有警察局跟家人的電話

簡訊也只有幾個錢莊問我要不要借錢免留車的

只好自己買五塊雞桶回家吃

在櫃檯的時候 還特地拿出哀鳳5 在臉書打卡:

「今天要跟最好的朋友一起吃炸雞捏 ^_<」

還假裝用電話跟朋友在哈拉 其實根本就沒打通


回到家 看看臉書也沒有人按讚

於是就默默地自己刪掉文章

自己一個人吃完也大概是二十分鐘上下

給您參考


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推 navyMusician:趁亂出櫃                                           04/27 17:52
→ flysonics:爆點好低 連豪洨文都這麼無力....                       04/27 17:52
推 YahooTaiwan:你可以只買一塊                                      04/27 17:52

因為買五塊雞 會讓櫃台有我朋友很多的錯覺....

→ cielnoir:有點哀傷...                                            04/27 17:53
推 j5163124:不會上八卦找版友幫你一起吃?                            04/27 17:53
→ chungyiju:PO文說要免費分人吃,應該找的到人                       04/27 17:53
推 plasmajohn:別難過,看個動畫應該就會開心點惹                      04/27 17:53
→ Balders:淡淡的哀傷                                              04/27 17:53
推 AVK:看個你喜歡的女優吧 拍拍                                     04/27 17:54
推 linji:實在噓不下去....                                          04/27 17:55
推 IDs:哀  下次我們可以一起吃炸雞                                  04/27 17:55
→ chungyiju:這真的假的啊                                          04/27 17:55
→ qd6590:哀傷什麼                                                 04/27 17:56
→ huipo:去二輪電影院...一個人吃炸雞 看電影...然後回家洗澡發呆     04/27 17:56
→ Microscft:為什麼你手機要有警察局的電話 你是鴿子嗎?             04/27 17:56

不是捏...

那是用來衝連絡人數的

我手機裡面還有很多隻政府機構的電話呀

市政府 環保局之類

只是都取做女生的名字

警察局取做親愛的小啾咪

這樣遇到壞人 就可以假裝自己打給女朋友 要她來幫我...

→ naruegawa201:拍拍...                                            04/27 17:56
→ huipo:上個ptt看八卦文章假裝跟"朋友"討論時事 乾笑一個晚上睡覺    04/27 17:56
推 ywc928:還蠻屌的手機存警察局電話                                 04/27 17:57
※ 編輯: linco1201       來自: 1.172.86.34          (04/27 18:00)
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推 sam369:優文                                                     04/27 18:03
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→ MinJun5566:蛋蛋的哀傷                                           04/27 18:06
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→ NiceGuyOrz:...............                                      04/27 18:35
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→ gsuper:XDD                                                      04/27 20:21
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→ vi000246:...                                                    04/27 21:18
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推 eaglemin:原po說得很可憐 但其實剛好相反 朋友很多 科科            04/27 21:31
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→ arcanite:你是不是叫比企谷八幡= =                                04/28 00:52
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→ Yie:拍拍。                                                      04/28 09:24
→ sam352306:賣阿內啦                                              04/28 11:37
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推 eyeyey531:噓不下去…                                            04/30 02:07
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推 cul287:FB這種東西只會讓人距離更遠而已                           04/30 04:29
→ cul287:沒有朋友又怎樣? 你爽就好阿 最討厭那種自以為每個人都應該  04/30 04:32
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推 sky86359:推一蛤,不忍噓                                         04/30 08:03
推 kof78225:我也是,我自己一個人吃掉八塊雞桶                       04/30 09:39