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四篇外國對人台灣女人的觀察(4/4)Why Taiwan Girls Are

 作者  Nilo (辰)                                                    看板  sex
 標題  [閒聊] 西斯版翻譯第四篇(taiwanese girl are)
 時間  Thu Aug 16 20:02:14 2012
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taiwanese girls are easy
    True enough. Taiwanese women are the most selfish creatures I ever
encounted. I used to live in Malaysia, Indonesia and Singapore and in all
these countries. I met gorgeous and sincere ladies with well manners and
good heart. Since I took this job in Taiwan my sexual, emotional and dating
life is totally fucked up...

   確實,我遇過的女人中,台灣女生是最自私的生物。我曾經在住過馬來西亞、印度尼西亞、新加坡,還有一些國家。我遇過一些漂亮女士,大氣、待人真誠、有禮貌、心地又好。但自從我在台灣找了一份工作,我的性生活和情緒整個變得很糟。
   And yes, never, ever EVER marry taiwanese bitch unless she makes you
rich... You have to target women with money. Either self-employed or well
paid professional with a thick saving accounts. BUT BE AWARE; Even if you
hold Phd from Gigolo University it will be pretty tough to squeeze any money
out of her. Yet if you are that good or that lucky to put such spell on her
then try your best to squeeze her dry. Once you take her money then you are
the boss. You can enslave her and no matter what you do or how you treat her
she will be submissive little bich that licks your toes hoping for the rest
of her pathetic life that one day when you are off guard or off of your
mind she might somehow get her ''investment'' back.

    沒錯,千萬不要跟任何一個台灣女生結婚,除非她能讓你變得有錢。你得找有錢的女孩子,最好是自營工作者(Self-employed)或是有一定存款的專業人士。還有,一定要記住:「如果你是某個大學的博士,你很難從女人身上拿到錢。」如果你運氣夠好,一定要把她榨得乾乾淨淨。你只要拿了錢,就可以隨心所欲命令她。你可以讓她臣服於妳,就算你要她舔腳指頭度過餘生也沒問題,她就是冀望:「當你離開她的時候,你能把錢還給她。」

    Piece of life saving advice;
    救命守則:

    If you are that good or that lucky, take her money, make her empty her
accounts or sell the house or put her in debt if need. Don't feel any
remorse and DO NOT HESITATE just take it all if you can. During the entire
process make sure your passport is in the safe place.

    如果你真夠幸運,能拿到錢,記得要榨光她的存款,賣掉她的房子,有需要的話,就讓她負債累累。別覺得這樣不好,也別猶豫不決,拿光就對了!在這過程中,確保你的護照安全。

    Enjoy island for a while and fuck around. (especially those teenage
little bitches, gold diggers. You have to tear them apart and destroy their
little cunts the way that they won't be good for any cock anymore. You also
have to fuck them in the ass until they have to wear dipers for the rest of
their hello kitty miserable animal lives).

   在這島上好好享受,到處開「苞」吧!(台灣的青少女特別的賤,特別愛錢。你必須玩到她們的賤鮑鬆掉,讓她們再也不能做那檔事情。你也可以玩她們的後庭花,玩到她們必須要包著紙尿褲,好能度過她們悲慘的人生。)

   After you satisfy your rage and acomplish your revenge transfer all money
 to your country or switch it to good traveler's cheques and get the air
ticet. Tell your squeezed bitch your father just passed away so you have
to go without any delay. Or if you want to play with her a bit more just
talk her into threesome and expose her to the brutal and painful double
penetration together with some ruthless dude. You can even try asking her
for more money or turn her into hooker. You can be her pimp for a
while and see how it goes. But once you see black and thick question
mark above her dumb empty head just get ready and get a hella out of here!!!

    等到你滿意了,再把錢匯到你的國家,或轉成旅行支票,買張機票回家。跟你的賤女人說:「我老爸剛過世,我得馬上回去!」如果你還玩不過,那就帶她去跟某個殘暴的傢伙玩3P吧,最好讓她的後庭花和鮑魚都疼到爆掉。你甚至可以試著跟她要多一點的錢,讓她去做妓女,好讓她為你多賺一點。你可以當她的皮條客,看看情況如何。當你搞得他暈頭轉向的時候,你就趕快離開台灣吧!

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     TW girls... as far as I know, they wish they were japanese. When they
speak, to differentiate their MANDARIN from what their Chinese cousins over
in the mainland, they always speak in a really fake ass Japanese wannabe
tone. It's so fucking lame. I know I know, there's a bit of history of
Japanese occupation of TW, but you don't see Koreans, as cocky as they
can be sometimes, completely idolizing another nationality to a point of
basically copying them. It's funny how TW wants to be recognized as its
own state, with its own nationality, but in the end, all their pride is
nothing more than a facade, an image. And if the Japs have an attractive
image, they'd rather become semi-Japanese. That's fucking lame dude. That's
not pride, that's just ignorance and a lack of self-worth.

    就我所知,台灣的女孩子希望自己是日本人。她們講話,就是刻意有別於中國
大陸的腔調。她們總是用日本人的腔調在講話,又假又垃圾。真他媽的糟糕極了。我知道台灣曾經被日本人佔領過一陣子,但韓國人也有阿!為什麼韓國人不會像台灣女孩子一樣,完全把另一個國家當偶像,甚至想要完全效仿另一個國家?台灣想要在國際上成為一個「政體」,卻在另一方面不停模仿另一個國家,所謂的「台灣尊嚴」只流於表面。這真他媽的糟糕。沒有尊嚴,只有無知,不信任自己。

    Then you get the whores, those rich ass international American born
Taiwanese bitches. I've met one. She was ugly as fuck, FLAT face with wide
nostrils and ugly ass fish lips. Her face looked like a puck or a pancake.
But I'm not a superficial guy. I really wouldn't give a shit other than the
fact that she has zero personality. She's always been a stuck up bitch, and
if it wasn't for the fact that she was always ugly, she'd be on every
daddies' dick.

    你可能會把到幾個台裔美國婊子,屁股像美國人一樣肥。我就曾經遇過一個,長得跟鬼一樣醜,臉部沒有立體感,鼻孔又大,像魚一樣厚的嘴唇,臉扁扁,看起來就像一塊鬆餅。老實講,如果她只是外表難看,我還不會這樣瞧不起她,我沒有這麼膚淺,但那女生簡直是沒人格,我不得不這樣看她。她總是非常自傲;還有,如果她再長得好看一點,搞不好他會吸一堆老爹的屌。

    When she was done with her highschool and university education in
Toronto, she went somewhere in Asia, and got her rich ass family's funds to
get a full face plastic surgery. Now she flaunts her pretty little flawless
plastic face everywhere. She doesn't really work, her family pays for
everything. She's just gonna marry some rich guy and suck off boyfriends on
the side. That to me, pretty much sums up TW bitches. Born ugly, if you are
from a rich background, then go get plastic surgery as a "reward" for getting
through school studying god-knows-what, then going back to the states or
canada or where-ever else and party until you suck off the right guy who
will supply you with gucci and LV purses for the rest of your life.

    那女的在多倫多完成高中和大學教育,她就回到了亞洲某地,用家族所給予的金錢做了一次整型手術。她現在到處誇耀自己完美無瑕的臉蛋。她沒有工作,吃家裡的,用家裡的。她同時跟一些男生交往,卻又想嫁給有錢人。對我而言,這根本就是婊子!如果你生來一副醜樣,但家裡有錢,麻煩做個整型手術,這樣子你在學校讀書就不會招來異樣眼光,最後再回到加拿大或是其他國家(隨便哪一個都行!),狂開派對,等到你找到一個有錢又能幫你買名牌包包的老公,你就能歡度餘生了!


    Fuck, an ugly bitch turning into a swan through the operating table,
and some turn of event somehow gives a TW hoe the right to be a bitch. What
a joke. She used to be the most insecure person in the world even as a kid
and in her teens and now all it took was some surgery... see how SHALLOW
these TW chicks are.

    醜小鴨靠著手術台就能變天鵝,爛透了。有些事情就是會讓台灣女孩子變成一個婊子。可笑極了。她在小孩和青少年時期時,(指那個醜女)超沒安全感,世界上沒人比她更沒安全感。現在只靠著整型手術,就變得超有安全感。看看這台灣女人有多膚淺。

    Funny thing is, a lot of them are really stupid. Not just self-centered.
This plastic TW bitch graduated from Uni. Toronto with something, not sure
what exactly her degree was in (probably sucking cock for more surgeries)..
ad now she works at retail at a SHOESTORE.

    還有一件事情挺有趣的:很多台灣女人不只自我中心,還很蠢。這個醜女人(前文提到的)從多倫多大學畢業,還不知道她的文憑是哪一種(譯註:歐美大學文憑有很多種。)而她現在就在一間鞋子零售店工作。

    Tawianese chicks are a joke. It's fucked up. I'm sure there are girls
from all over like them but man, Taiwanese chicks can be pretty awful. None
of them can support themselves or have any rational thoughts or goals, or the
desire to become a complete PERSON rather than a fashion accessory.

    台灣婊子就是個笑話,爛透了。世界各地都有婊子,但台灣的婊子就是特別糟糕,她們無法養自己,思考一點也不理性,沒有人生目標,只想用飾品讓自己漂亮一點,也不想成為一個有人格的人。



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※ 編輯: Nilo            來自: 114.37.17.17         (08/16 20:03)
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