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Re: [新聞]災難牽拖小英 命理師斥無稽

 作者  J0SH (hijo de puta)                                    看板  Gossiping 
 標題  Re: [新聞]災難牽拖小英 命理師斥無稽                                    
 時間  Thu Apr 28 12:07:13 2011                                               

大家可以溫習一下馬賽紀錄
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節錄自phopicking之無名


http://www.wretch.cc/blog/phopicking/13849373

憑我的記憶跟網友的補充,我們得到了下面的一個清單

1.去法鼓山拉斷繩子,聖嚴法師就歸西了。

2.拜訪過王永慶,王永慶就駕鶴了。

3.跟王建民碰面,王建民就受傷一路爛到現在。

4.貝里斯10年沒地震,他一到就發生規模7.1強震!

5.跟希拉蕊握手,希拉蕊斷手。

6.在選舉時據說有longstay,有位朋友家附近被他住到的那間,long stay完沒多久就不
  幸有高堂過世,加上前後鄰居也遭殃,前前後後大概2個月內有6個通通歸天了。

7.今年 4/19的新聞 : 馬總統參加的國道五號馬拉松,今天早上傳憾事!一名54歲的參賽
  者,跑完10公里路程之後,在終點突然身體感到不舒服,送醫急救還是宣告不治;這
  名參賽者本身有20年的路跑經驗,而且不菸不酒,身體一向硬朗,今天早上跑步後
  卻突然暴斃,讓家屬難以置信。(這也算是另外一個做出大汗運動後暴斃的例子。)

8.內定要接內政部長的廖風德暴斃。

9.微笑老蕭得癌症。

10.拜會柏揚,柏揚就再見了。

11.2007年馬英九參加日月潭泳渡,發生兩死兩傷意外

12.海軍少將汪能安為了達到馬總統要求「國軍新版體測標準」,進行自我跑步訓練,
   接著就暴斃了。

13.馬英九欣賞明華園歌仔戲,明華園沒多久就出車禍,1死7傷!

我是不知道這個表還可以列多長,不過他上任之後還真多帶衰的鳥事。

有網友覺得這是牽拖跟幼稚的表現。哈哈,你說對了。

不過這在中國歷朝都會有這種穿鑿附會的說法。馬英九上任之後,還真的是全國都跟
著衰了起來。當然啦,他自己是一直認為這是阿扁留下來的爛攤子啦。

後記

剛剛看到有人回應,再追加一下好了。接下來要是還有看到其他馬賽總統顯靈的事蹟,我\
會繼續寫在後面。

14.香港亞視記者李東杰2008年在高雄市跟拍馬英九掃街輔選,不慎從車上摔下昏厥,後\
來受傷住院。

15.馬英九當上總統後,台灣的國家棒球隊在國際比賽中連輸中國兩次

16.馬英九當上總統後,台灣創下二戰以來最大單季經濟成長率大衰退

17.許安進幫馬英九找來19匹馬要幫他造勢,結果一下車就跌個狗吃屎!

18.馬英九去平溪祈福 天燈險墜落!

19.多明尼加颶風 貝里斯強震 瓜地馬拉有謀殺 天災疫情政變 出訪老遇狀況

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20.拜訪尼加拉瓜首都市長阿桂約,的行程,卻因市長舉槍自盡而改為哀悼

21.馬剛走,巴拿馬強震(最新消息)
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版友持續補充ing

22.素還真幫ECFA代言結果片場燒光光了

23.陳水扁卸任跟馬英九握手結果被關到現在

24.中華民國百年冥誕 請回孫文孫女 元旦當天車禍  探視後死亡
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推 BLACKLIONS:前陣子還有海軍士官落海呀                             04/28 12:11
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推 BlackCrazy:蔡英九一次發功就有日本大海嘯代表作 樂勝              04/28 12:13
→ sd09090:記住要多跟英握手拍背,讓英帶多一點屎                     04/28 12:13
推 pfat123:蛆愛吃馬賽啊~                                           04/28 12:14
※ 編輯: J0SH            來自: 210.69.176.184       (04/28 12:15)
推 lingahong:小英怎麼比的過馬 資歷太淺了                           04/28 12:14
推 MIOisMyBride:XDDDDDDDDDDD  蛆蛆學人精  快來發一篇蔡賽傳說       04/28 12:14
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推 BB2003:XD                                                       04/28 12:16
推 faxy:不準啦!!                                                   04/28 12:17
推 icion:http://www.wretch.cc/blog/araiken/32567369 這裡更詳細XDD  04/28 12:17
推 jorden:快發蔡賽傳說 看誰比較長 XDDDDDDDDD                       04/28 12:18
推 shadow0326:23.真是酷炫                                          04/28 12:18
推 ElvesDaniel:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                 04/28 12:18
推 pipiball:記者怎麼不敢抄了勒                                     04/28 12:18
推 crueangel:23有莫名的笑點  XD                                    04/28 12:19
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推 lirnitex:23是怎樣XDDDDDDDDD                                     04/28 12:20
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推 xjForever:23好諷刺哦XD                                          04/28 12:22
推 lepidoptera:最後一點 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD          04/28 12:22
推 fardima:23真的太好笑了                                          04/28 12:23
推 ascii:該寫罪己詔了                                              04/28 12:23
推 ymsgcat:XD..23...                                               04/28 12:23
推 Barquinho:我也跟馬握過手 我的人生....                           04/28 12:24
推 Zeroyeu:好像少了國父孫女的事?                                   04/28 12:25
推 lirnitex:樓上別擔心  跟他握手是比賽  只要你比他賽就變成他賽     04/28 12:25
推 shadowppt:XD                                                    04/28 12:25
→ shadowppt:lir  你可以整理一下阿  XD                             04/28 12:26
→ Barquinho:看完這篇我覺得我輸定了                                04/28 12:26
推 optimisticjj:XDDDD 23是怎樣啦                                   04/28 12:27
推 zxxl:期待小英能超越馬英九                                       04/28 12:27
推 BuzzStyle:23XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                    04/28 12:27
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推 nanako24:23  XDDDDDDDDD                                         04/28 12:30
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推 future9210:XDDDD                                                04/28 12:33
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推 jewelchen:好好笑!XDDDDDDDDD                                    04/28 12:39
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推 abucat:GJ                                                       04/28 12:40
推 kenyun:跟許財利合組馬利兄弟  就死了                             04/28 12:40
推 ByronX:23 XDD                                                   04/28 12:41
推 vance6313:XD                                                    04/28 12:41
噓 Rattlesnake:明年我還想過農曆年好嗎                              04/28 12:41
推 TSbb:大家也知道是玩笑,有人就很悲憤。 小英的是馬上被媒體        04/28 12:42
推 JustinSmoak:推23XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                04/28 12:42
→ TSbb:當成寶寫出來,馬囧的八卦開多久玩笑才有記者看到? 顏色腦     04/28 12:43
→ TSbb:不要丟臉了                                                 04/28 12:43
→ a1091100075:開玩笑喔,就你們能開玩笑,是誰在悲憤啊?都3年過了..   04/28 12:44
→ a1091100075:現在只不過蔡賽傳說才剛開始就有人更悲憤才是.XDD      04/28 12:45
推 FatalLuna:阿扁:Q_Q 哭哭                                         04/28 12:45
→ ZC:311 上午馬英九接見日本前首相海部俊樹 goo.gl/lpgq4            04/28 12:45
→ TSbb:怎麼有人亂入玩誰答腔我就罵誰? 越來越有趣了、、、           04/28 12:46
→ laughters:還不只咧,馬當上總統後,兄弟的主力都被雨刷買走了        04/28 12:46
推 iinstan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                          04/28 12:47
→ laughters:而且強XKOBE還帶領湖人完成二連霸,等等一大堆            04/28 12:47
噓 myhole:就說了是無聊的行為....蛆講別人可以,不能人家講           04/28 12:47
推 Elmore:再推一條 馬當宗痛 台灣之子 阿扁就被關 哭哭               04/28 12:47
→ myhole:別再甚麼馬賽了...                                        04/28 12:47
→ laughters:甚至造成太陽在幾十億年後就要毀滅                      04/28 12:47
→ laughters:更可怕的事還造成2012,帶是若是明年投小英這些都解決了   04/28 12:48
→ wangyc:馬英九要來救援了                                         04/28 12:49
→ franktassone:有小英在時,不就都有馬娘出現?  寶傑可是無視呢!   04/28 12:49
噓 Rattlesnake:剛去高登 港仔感覺比台灣人還肚爛26 還叫人家蝗蟲      04/28 12:50
→ Rattlesnake:可見一國兩制失敗                                    04/28 12:50
推 gowaa:哈哈 馬賽傳奇~                                            04/28 12:51
推 pikalu:推23                                                     04/28 12:51
推 kapeika:23 XDDD                                                 04/28 12:54
推 setoworld:看完這篇再看這新聞我笑了  http://0rz.tw/NlUTy         04/28 12:59
推 bpooqd:推這篇~                                                  04/28 13:02
推 youre:XDDDDDDDDDDDD                                             04/28 13:04
推 weipuyan:台版的毛利小五郎                                       04/28 13:06
→ MetaMisty:有啞虎股票的快賣……浩然騜氣來也                      04/28 13:11
推 vinita:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                          04/28 13:15
推 sixis:yahoo...  掰了                                            04/28 13:15
推 AllenYAYA:靠...快換掉首頁 = =                                   04/28 13:19
推 adeniss:最近看雅虎會不會出事就知道誰帶賽了...                   04/28 13:21
推 Neno:雅虎(Yahoo!)執行長Carol Bartz ,這名字先記住!!!!         04/28 13:23
推 shunchao:記者是有選擇性的報新聞 同樣的馬賽跟小英 當然先報小英   04/28 13:23
→ shunchao:只能說記者的水準 不意外!                               04/28 13:23
推 dodonpachi:yahoo... 完了完了                                    04/28 13:24
推 saten:騜:誰能比我衰啊~~~啊~~~啊                                04/28 13:24
推 mdxfive:http://0rz.tw/NlUTy  保重...                            04/28 13:26
推 LuvA:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  04/28 13:32
推 jasmine888:...                                                  04/28 13:33
推 truffaut:4/24去過嘉義蒜頭 (  ̄ c ̄)y▂ξ         4/27火車翻覆   04/28 13:34
推 chalon:他不是還有去廟裡拜拜結果電箱什麼炸掉的...                04/28 13:37
推 ekincsking:只有23最中肯,讚                                     04/28 13:38
※ 編輯: J0SH            來自: 210.69.176.184       (04/28 13:51)
推 travelfly:XDD                                                   04/28 13:57
推 n28590:我笑到不行                                               04/28 14:05
噓 damd430:好笑    但是沒道理XDDD                                  04/28 14:05
推 gm911:XDDDDDDD   運動員真的不能跟馬握手,職涯開不得玩笑的!     04/28 14:11
→ nook777:真 . 地獄倒楣鬼 !!                                      04/28 14:17
推 aidsai:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  04/28 14:19
推 OoJudyoO:就算是巧合 也令人毛毛的...                             04/28 14:19
推 panachiao:23.24好機喔                                           04/28 14:19
推 batis:23XDDD                                                    04/28 14:28
推 rgntxjw:龍氣太強XD                                              04/28 14:42
推 deangboin:這八字已經重到變九字了                                04/28 14:47
推 ismiumiu:23那個 XDDDDDDD                                        04/28 15:01
推 rumiQ:好好笑喔XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                      04/28 15:04
推 macdivas:小英:看來我還太弱惹.................XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  04/28 15:13
推 paramedicz:XDD                                                  04/28 15:24
噓 housemale:麥克傑克森死了,因為我看了他的mv 白癡                 04/28 15:24
→ paramedicz:        為什麼happinessum要刪自PO的新聞?????    04/28 15:25
推 joy3204:太強了!!!                                               04/28 15:29
推 nuanua:真的很好笑 XD                                            04/28 15:30
推 qwqw46:好強大的龍氣                                             04/28 15:32
推 denzerox:XDD                                                    04/28 15:33
推 misy4ru3:靠杯,他是不是吸走別人的陽氣啊?                       04/28 15:34
推 rumiQ:重看一次 23真的機喔XDDD                                   04/28 15:34
推 neoms:馬與盧彥勛見面 ,盧彥勛就鳥到現在                          04/28 15:39
推 mydanny:XDDDDDD                                                 04/28 15:42
推 openpen:23笑到不行                                              04/28 15:44
推 windli:哈哈哈 太妙了                                            04/28 15:45
推 g3sg1:23超機掰                                                  04/28 15:46
推 winterjoker:有笑有推XDDD                                        04/28 15:58
推 Ghamu:蝗氣太強XDDDDDDDDDDD                                      04/28 16:21
推 kilasnoopy:笑死我了~~專業擠霸昏!! 推爆!! XDDDDDDDD              04/28 16:44
推 david0605:阿扁當上總統後,邦交國就斷交6個                        04/28 16:53
推 Verola:沒有列入市長政績 大火大水地震瘟疫一起來                  04/28 16:56
推 jeffrey0315:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  04/28 17:07
噓 Ailkernoos:...                                                  04/28 17:11
推 pololo61201:............                                        04/28 17:17
推 avrilrock:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                          04/28 17:29
推 jacky20332:讓她暴XD                                             04/28 17:31
推 sting47:23鈔機XDDDD 小英還差地遠的勒                            04/28 17:39
推 firstknt:再溫習一下!                                           04/28 17:39
推 rumiQ:還沒爆XDDD                                                04/28 17:44
推 vg175:這真是牽拖的極限XDDDD                                     04/28 17:45
推 nwohippo:爆                                                     04/28 17:45
推 rumiQ:爆!! 哈                                                   04/28 17:46
推 ponx2:雖然覺得應該是巧合但也太好笑了XDDDD                       04/28 17:55
推 fantazy00077:書名: 你不可不知道的 馬騜                          04/28 17:56
推 slightbluesk:馬英九的命應該很硬......                           04/28 18:00
推 tanilin:23....(馬囧:這也算我的?)                               04/28 18:00
推 slightbluesk:看到這些列表,讓我想到這篇漫畫:                   04/28 18:07
→ slightbluesk:http://0rz.tw/9xAIs 請繼續翻下面幾頁..."囧>        04/28 18:08
推 Usachan1119:不推不行呀XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  04/28 18:09
推 xxkg:看一次笑一次XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD         04/28 18:10
推 collector:XDD                                                   04/28 18:19
推 Larc8134:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                       04/28 18:23
噓 conan805:16點 你要去查一下 馬賽 有沒有造訪雷曼兄弟 比較好       04/28 18:24
推 wingly:23. 有笑有推 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  04/28 18:26
推 stevenwin:23點 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                             04/28 18:31
推 easylife00:23 超推!                                             04/28 18:35
推 cafelife:23  XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  04/28 19:13
推 asd2260123:幹 有效有推                                          04/28 19:39
推 Maziger:23 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                 04/28 19:42
推 dehors:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                    04/28 19:45
推 lilychichi:XDDDDD                                               04/28 19:47
推 tep1214:太厲害了XDDDDDDDDDDDD                                   04/28 20:00
推 fffink1689:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                        04/28 20:00
推 chuan:23 後勁好強XDDDDDDDDD                                     04/28 20:02
推 asd25:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                         04/28 20:23
推 pdaadp:XDDDDD                                                   04/28 20:26
推 koyuri:記得還有一次他去龍山寺,然後龍山寺旁的電箱就爆了...       04/28 20:28
推 liquormania:23 超威的 希望小英選上總統後 千萬不要跟馬賽握手     04/28 20:35
推 ltckenny:狂推23XDDDDDDDDDDDD                                    04/28 20:50
推 odaiba:探視後死亡也很機                                         04/28 21:05
推 Mariano:23 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                            04/28 21:41
推 KingNothing:23 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  04/28 21:47
推 xzp436:太好笑了                                                 04/28 21:48
推 aova:本來要噓的 但是看到23給推XD                                04/28 21:48
推 babykings:XDDD                                                  04/28 22:09
推 irenehuang15:太可怕了                                           04/28 22:14
推 jokker:阿扁XDDDD                                                04/28 22:17
推 LDBBS:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                        04/28 22:18
推 MurderKiller:23 XDDDDDD                                         04/28 22:23
推 killla:              !!!!最強人型殺生武器!!!!                   04/28 22:26
推 hank11235813:哈哈哈哈                                           04/28 22:38
推 hsin888:超好笑XD                                                04/28 22:40
推 poleman:23超好笑XD                                              04/28 22:59
推 scott33:22超好笑                                                04/28 23:00
推 akanokuruma:如果真是這樣 如果他去大陸不知道會怎樣...            04/28 23:01
推 henryrita:23XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  04/28 23:04
推 joea2003:太裱了...                                              04/28 23:17
推 liucy1127:XD                                                    04/28 23:19
推 Yie:XDDD                                                        04/28 23:34
推 IkAzrael:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                        04/29 00:12
推 emily0110622:23太好笑了                                         04/29 00:27
推 cuttlefish:如果馬跟蔡握手... 那不就馬躺著選都上?                04/29 00:32
推 kevinfan:228紀念日要拉一個活結象徵解開228心結,結果被他拉成死結  04/29 00:40
推 xlsimon:                                                        04/29 00:49
推 dormice:這篇一定要轉仔  太利害了XDDD                            04/29 00:50
推 kurtsgm:23大笑 XDD                                              04/29 01:04
推 clontech:23真得笑翻我  但還是牽強附會居多啦...                  04/29 01:09
推 bluehay:23實在是太好笑了                                        04/29 01:34
推 ririhime:23 XDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                      04/29 02:00

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