Re: [認真] 有人幹過外勞嗎? >> PTT Reader

Re: [認真] 有人幹過外勞嗎?

 作者  vc5566 (董卓的酒池肉林)                                      看板  sex 
 標題  Re: [認真] 有人幹過外勞嗎?                                             
 時間  Mon Apr 11 13:42:42 2011                                               

※ 引述《girlwe (sweety草莓)》之銘言:
: 有沒有人對外勞有遐想的?
: 有沒有人想射在外勞臉上的
: 有沒有人對外勞下手過的
: 說來聽聽


就在前幾天第一次看到臉蛋還不錯的外勞,但誘使我上前搭訕的原因是她那對胸部

要到電話,回家沒多久就打給她了,結果聽到的是沒什麼休息時間,雇主在家不方便說話

當下心理想這應該沒搞頭了,就把她的電話刪除了......



經過了三個小時後,我的電話聲響了,一接起來只聽到"哈囉",原來是那個外勞打來了

這次跟她聊的比較輕鬆,她也表明願意跟我做個朋友,雖然心裡想的只是趕快幹她.....



說真的這個外勞臉蛋還算清秀,配上那對超大巨乳,應該是75分的貨色

我跟她說妳這麼漂亮肯定超多人追的,她一直笑,然後點頭說"是",

但是她說以前跟她搭訕的人,她都不理他們,跟我說那麼多話,

是第一次,也不知道為什麼...



後來我婉轉的問她,你平常都沒辦法去逛逛街,買買東西嗎,好辛苦喔

她回答可能8月份到另一個地方工作照顧這位長者的時候,才有時間可以休息

感覺她有在期待,因為她說還好久喔! <==感覺有點曖昧的口氣



第一次搭訕外勞感想

<1>搭訕難度不高,好聊不會不理人

<2>想打到炮卻很難,因為時間喬不定

<3>想搭訕打炮還是台灣妹或是越南妹比較好,時間好喬,可選擇性較多,
   反觀優的外勞很少,可遇不可求


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