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Re: [討論] 最誇張的打砲地點

 作者  lawapple (宅勇)                                              看板  sex 
 標題  Re: [討論] 最誇張的打砲地點                                            
 時間  Wed Apr  6 16:26:14 2011                                               

看到這一系列的文 很多人分享自己誇張打砲地點的經驗

多年前的陳年往事的恐怖經驗就湧上心頭

原po很喜歡逛公園,不管是河濱公園 小公園 大公園

有時候慢跑 騎車 或只是散步的方式

某天  原po在天龍國某個有湖的公園走走

經過一對在樹叢的情侶 在對話 說

男:「等下敢不敢去湖中的涼亭ooxx?」

女:「涼亭!?什麼啦 廁所還可以 涼亭太誇張了吧」

男:「現在這麼晚又沒有人」

女:「不要啦」

因為內容實在有點盧 總之就是男生想嘗試 女生不敢

正當我覺得他們只是耍嘴皮子的時候 男方就放大絕了

男:「如果你答應我的話 上次你說想要的那個xx包包我明天就買給你」

女:「真的假的 那要好幾萬耶」

當我在走一圈回來的時候 男生跟女生已經不再樹叢旁的椅子上了

看到這裡 如果鄉民是我 會不會想去涼亭看一下故事的結局?



然後我就快步的走到涼亭附近 發現涼亭那邊有人

彎低身體的在橋上躡手躡腳的靠近涼亭中心


沒有任何的淫聲浪語

但。


我看到了!!我看到了!!!!

男生女生躲在柱子後面 女生手環抱著紅色的柱子 裙子呈現掀開的狀態

男生則在後面 只把牛仔褲頭拉開 做活塞運動

位置很隱晦 如果不是我知道 應該不會發現吧

我看得出神 屏息以待女生的反應(例如叫出來之類的)


突然

「幹!!!!活春宮!!!!!!!!!!」

我背後出現了一個年約50~60歲的阿伯 在後面這麼叫了起來

阿伯叫完以後 我的臉和那對小情侶的動作同時僵住了

(心想:就不能安靜點看a片嗎)

阿伯神態自若的轉身離開橋上

我則 站起來也不是 蹲的也不是(我想趕快逃離)

但眼看男女生已經趕緊把剛剛的合體狀態解除 朝我的藏匿處前來

這時候  我該怎麼辦!我該怎麼辦!!!

距離我躲的地方還有三個彎 兩個彎 一個彎


我............



假裝是個流浪漢全身蜷縮側躺在角落的地上

天這麼黑  他們應該也不會注意到我吧 我心想



「啊啊~~恁娘咧~~~~這裡有個人倒在這裡」男生大叫

「阿婀~!!!好恐怖喔,怎麼辦啊」女生問

「趕快走啦」這對洨情侶就這樣無情的離開了


不過 也好

因為那個阿伯過了兩分鐘又回來了


「肖年耶  你溝底家喔?(你還在這)」



幹 原來阿伯早就發現我了

全身黑黑髒髒的回家了

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推 chiachen:很有畫面~~                                           04/06 16:45
推 oligogo:原來那天就是... 媽的勒 害我那天...幹!!!                 04/06 16:46
推 sorkayi:阿伯在搗蛋                                              04/06 16:46
推 lyu1991:這才是西斯版阿                                          04/06 16:50
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推 Chuang000111:....太蠢了                                         04/06 16:55
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推 craig100:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  04/06 16:57
推 infinitem35:幹   太好笑了                                       04/06 16:57
推 QOO5566:XD                                                      04/06 16:58
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推 cuteneo:幹~笑死我了~有笑有推                                    04/06 17:02
推 mesto:阿伯其實是走回去拿相機                                    04/06 17:02
推 ICQ5920:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈~                                       04/06 17:03
推 Strogatz: 超好笑XDDDD                                           04/06 17:04
推 fansboy:借轉JOKEXDDDDDDDD   這篇轉JOKE會被噓嗎?                 04/06 17:04
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可以啊
推 p78533578:哈哈!~裝的好                                         04/06 17:06
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推 st880517:也太好笑了吧XDDDDD  推推+1                             04/06 17:22
※ vs80052:轉錄至看板 joke                                         04/06 17:23
推 ghostl40809:大湖公園?                                           04/06 17:23
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推 pennymarkfox:這應該po就可版吧!!!!                               04/06 18:31
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推 mingpsy:XD                                                      04/06 18:45
推 yeeting:阿伯好掃興哦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                         04/06 18:45
推 XD10160804:阿北厲害啦!!                                         04/06 18:45
推 lshtd:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  04/06 18:46
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推 guiltily:有笑有推!!                                             04/06 18:57
推 godhands5566:超北爛XDDDD                                        04/06 19:02
推 LEONSQTWO:可借轉笨板嗎??                                        04/06 19:06
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推 hganan000:原來你就是那個年輕人                                  04/06 19:10
推 dvdp1ay:GJ!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                          04/06 19:20
推 flerow:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                      04/06 19:24
推 toufon:笑署輪了                                                 04/06 19:25
推 bboycookie:有校友推                                             04/06 19:25
推 Mireen:幹.........真的會笑死                                    04/06 19:29
推 darling1108:笑了!!                                              04/06 19:36
推 Makotoyen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  04/06 19:38
推 HNO3:阿伯讓我笑出來了XD                                         04/06 19:40
推 tsa01033070:好笑!!有梗                                          04/06 19:54
推 love072642:XDDDDDDDDD                                           04/06 20:02
推 lightpisces:肖連耶 哩勾底嘉喔                                   04/06 20:06
推 nhpoppin1:靠北XD                                                04/06 20:10
推 GenesisXD:碧湖公園吧...往上走有個涼亭..........                 04/06 20:13
推 max790223:幹XDDD                                                04/06 20:18
推 d90493:有友有推                                                 04/06 20:19
推 nasafood:..阿伯很故意 XD                                        04/06 20:19
推 shoufuen:XDDDDD                                                 04/06 20:19
推 neogood:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD      04/06 20:30
推 nicoleshen:可以轉JOKE版嗎?好好笑                                04/06 20:38
推 joey19870429:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD   04/06 20:39
推 dyspnea:XDDDDDDDDD                                              04/06 20:43
推 n7810924:後座力好強XDDDDDDDDDDDDD                               04/06 20:47
推 Grammy:最後一句.................XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD         04/06 20:52
推 johnson77811:這老伯是故意的吧XDDDD                              04/06 21:02
推 MirageAngel:科XD科XD科XD科XD科XD科XD科XD科XD科XD科XD科XD科XD科  04/06 21:05
推 z510:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                            04/06 21:07
推 Addidas:阿伯根本白活了 大風大浪沒見過 這種小場面居然叫出來      04/06 21:26
推 edwardtp:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                  04/06 21:28
推 hothotdog:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈                                    04/06 21:29
推 yasionl:阿伯超故意                                              04/06 21:31
推 laal:XSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS  04/06 21:38
推 snowyba:XDDDDDDDD                                               04/06 21:40
→ Csir:笑到打滾                                                   04/06 21:44
推 LambOfGod:笑死我XDDDDDDDDD                                      04/06 22:04
推 Y0SHIKI:XDDD                                                    04/06 22:18
推 giantwinter:XD                                                  04/06 22:19
推 gn01716103:阿伯真北爛                                           04/06 22:20
推 FranKang:可以轉joke了,誰幫轉一下                               04/06 22:20
推 Tearjerkes:XDD                                                  04/06 22:22
推 laizin:嘲聖惹                                                   04/06 22:42
推 LEONSQTWO:已經轉過了,該轉笨板了                                04/06 22:48
推 beeper543:肖年耶  你溝底家喔?                                04/06 22:48
推 fromwilda:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                           04/06 22:51
推 sparkle0829:XD                                                  04/06 22:52
推 occupy:XD                                                       04/06 22:54
推 g92886:全身黑黑髒髒的回家了   XDDDDDDD                          04/06 22:55
推 hiroshi6557:XDDDDDDDDDDDD                                       04/06 22:57
推 tep1214:XDDDD可以借傳FB嗎???                                 04/06 23:01
推 csc410643:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD           04/06 23:13
推 hliwe:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                  04/06 23:18
推 Joues:幹 真的有夠好笑 哈哈哈                                    04/06 23:26
推 lele1014:掃興阿伯 XDDDDDDDD                                     04/06 23:26
推 jab:XDDDDDD                                                     04/06 23:38
推 axyl:XD                                                         04/06 23:41
推 kybody:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  04/06 23:44
推 vincent0911x:白木阿伯 XDDDDDD                                   04/06 23:46
推 snowday:讚啦                                                    04/06 23:48
推 john97611017:北爛阿伯                                           04/06 23:57
推 ohmyjesus:阿伯就不能電電吃三碗公嗎..                            04/07 00:12
推 ggly:朝聖XDDDD                                                  04/07 00:15
推 acamen:超好笑的~~~                                              04/07 00:22
推 klinmmm:XD                                                      04/07 00:25
推 PlayPtt:笑到破表                                                04/07 00:35
推 wolfking623:朝聖                                                04/07 01:20
推 ChangHash:XD                                                    04/07 01:45
推 seaweed1520:朝聖推                                              04/07 01:49
推 jxxxxxx:水喔  難得有爆的文章!!                                  04/07 01:50
推 enternity:哈哈!! 超好笑!!                                       04/07 02:16
推 alentek:這阿北來亂的 XD                                         04/07 02:32
推 gohole:XDDD                                                     04/07 03:58
推 smelly:朝聖                                                     04/07 04:01
推 jasper10:笑死我了                                               04/07 05:35
推 MSEstar:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  04/07 09:29
推 godmanhand:這要轉到笨板吧XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                        04/07 09:49
推 miniUU:還以為你跟阿杯有精彩的一段                               04/07 10:06
推 joey7339:"這對洨情侶就這樣無情的離開了"這句讓我笑翻了XDDDDD     04/07 11:16
推 tk1211:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                         04/07 12:39
→ chronon:從JOKE版來朝聖XD                                        04/07 12:56
推 laputaca:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  04/07 13:30
推 LJWen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                          04/07 14:16
推 dsilver:XDDDDDDD                                                04/07 14:19
推 hello75310:西斯有救了!!!!                                       04/07 14:21
推 imgay5566:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD阿杯很靠北                             04/07 14:28
推 juilypink:好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD       04/07 14:38
推 fat800819:笑倒了推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD   04/07 15:01
→ ZeroAeroXoly:XXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDD~  04/07 15:31
推 Zenkyo:有笑有推!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!                                04/07 15:38
推 WKK:哈哈哈,老頭威能!!                                          04/07 16:02
推 pop31322003:太屌了~~~~幾霸昏                                    04/07 16:54
推 paul2841889:幾爸婚!!!!!!!!哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈                    04/07 17:12
推 chimori:XDDD...                                                 04/07 18:02
推 yao30712:XD                                                     04/07 18:31
推 snow1021:幹.....這個有梗                                        04/07 18:37
推 inmorelong:太好笑了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                04/07 18:51
推 quinten:有笑有推太有梗                                          04/07 20:02
推 pleasedont:靠腰為什麼阿伯走得掉你走不掉!!                     04/07 21:47
推 dbkc:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                        04/08 00:28
推 newjedi:阿伯真靠夭 XD                                           04/08 10:44
推 DongChing:XDDDDDDDD                                             04/08 16:42
推 bitchsucka:太好笑了XD                                           04/08 16:55
推 hungwei0810:朝聖                                                04/08 17:54
推 TKWdEmoN:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddd                        04/08 20:28
推 fish0612:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  04/10 22:59
推 chense:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                     04/11 16:44
推 ingrid6565:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                          04/11 22:41

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