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[無言] 表妹......

 作者  pigpan (電話豬)                                      看板  StupidClown 
 標題  [無言] 表妹......                                                      
 時間  Wed Apr 13 14:58:08 2011                                               

來出賣一下我表妹好了~

話說我表妹長的很可愛

在夜市幫忙 雖然是賣女性內在美的店家

但還是常常會吸引到男性路人走進店裡來要電話

但是她卻呆到一個令人哭笑不得的境界

事件一:

一天逛夜市的人並不多

表妹跟表姊在店裡面聊天嬉鬧的好不開心

這時候店主吃飽飯來巡視一下?
(原po的舅舅 長得很兇悍 年少時流氓的事蹟講出來街坊鄰居都還會咬牙切齒的)

看到了這情形  生氣的說:

整天就只會聊天 店都不用顧了是不是!!! 還不快去做事!!!

沒想到我這位天兵的表妹

竟然很認真+笑容可掬的對著店主說:

舅舅~那你有什麼事情要我去做的嗎? 我馬上去做!!

據說在旁邊的表姐 舅媽還有小阿姨(表妹的親娘)

當場都嚇出了一場冷汗

舅舅則是表情大便( ̄□ ̄|||)a

默默的丟下一句:自己去找事情做!

就迅速離開了!!


事件二:

就在昨天晚上

表妹打電話給我:

pigpan!我跟你說~
我現在在店裡面用筆電上FB
可是不知道為什麼他的圖案跟字都變小了耶>"<
我要怎麼辦阿?

原PO:
(想了一下表妹的歷年事蹟後)
你看一下視窗的右上角 叉叉的左邊
有一個方型的框框
點下去就好了= =

表妹:
(欣喜若狂~)
真的耶真的耶!!!

原PO:
這沒什麼啦!!XDD

其實今天是可愛表妹的生日
如果大家有經過又恰巧碰到的話
請大家祝福他生日快樂喔:)

P.S.表妹一年前開始對大家說
    她十八歲(也是就今年)要把自己嫁出去!!
    由於原PO很好奇表妹婿到底會是什麼樣的人!?
    請笨版的各位讓原PO在今年吃到表妹的喜酒吧(誤)

為了表達對版規的敬意 真相在此:
http://ppt.cc/HpsB

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→ medicon66:這篇會                                                04/13 15:00
→ blueway214:     讓5樓想去看舅舅                                 04/13 15:01
推 bigbear8:我可以幫你表妹完成心願                                 04/13 15:09
推 sexxes:表情大便( ̄□ ̄|||)a                                     04/13 15:15
真的是像大便XD
推 sayuki:清明已過~                                                04/13 15:23
→ pigpan:樓上...... 需要我跟你說去哪一個夜市找我舅舅嗎  囧        04/13 15:29
推 zerotwo02:表妹生日快樂喔,要快快長大= =++                       04/13 15:31
推 black7447:哪個夜市阿                                            04/13 15:34
在五分埔附近 也算是個有名的觀光夜市~
推 flyworf:生日快樂嚕~~!!蠻正的表妹                                04/13 15:36
※ 編輯: pigpan          來自: 114.25.236.176       (04/13 15:41)
推 liyuoh:原po借過 讓我來替她解惑就好                              04/13 15:44
OK的~我拭目以待XD
推 cash0101:正                                                     04/13 15:52
推 v10347:正!!!                                                    04/13 15:55
※ 編輯: pigpan          來自: 114.25.236.176       (04/13 15:58)
推 milker:原PO表妹    可以為我生孩子嗎(誤)                         04/13 15:58
這個你要親自問她!
推 cashspace:有圖就有推                                            04/13 15:59
推 Hans14:XDD 少見, 那麼早就想婚                                   04/13 15:59
推 youre:我可以(羞)                                                04/13 16:00
快衝快衝!!
推 mystory0902:都這麼有誠意了能不推嗎!!                            04/13 16:01
推 hsinyeh:我可以要電話嗎...                                       04/13 16:12
只要你有勇氣走進賣女性內在美的店的話   可以喔︿( ̄︶ ̄)︿
推 TokyoKind:選我~選我~選我~選我~選我~選我~選我~選我~              04/13 16:14
小西瓜嗎XD
推 sayuki:生日快樂~  我是說我舅舅...                               04/13 16:15
祝你舅舅野生日快樂:)
推 virussheng:五分埔附近...恩...今天可以衝了XDDD                   04/13 16:15
推 yonglove:有正有推                                               04/13 16:16
推 bruce3166:默默的丟下一句:自己去找事情做! XD                     04/13 16:17
推 yunerbaby:跟我同一天~~  我也今天生日XDDDD 表妹生日快樂~~~~      04/13 16:17
生日快樂:)
推 sexxes:岳父大人在上 請恕小婿斗膽 教導令嬡電腦一事必須於小婿     04/13 16:17
→ sexxes:房內進行 待教導完畢 及歸還岳父大人全新的女兒 >///<       04/13 16:17
→ sexxes:                    即                                   04/13 16:18
這個.....你要不要親自去跟我姨丈說一聲 囧
推 hsinyeh:                                            跟孫子(女)  04/13 16:20
推 seraph01:==============以下開放報名跟原PO相親(?)==============  04/13 16:21
→ sexxes:._.\~/                                                   04/13 16:21
→ sexxes:================  報˙名˙截˙止  =====================  04/13 16:21
→ sexxes:乾~跟"原PO"相親 = =||| 可以反悔嗎?!                      04/13 16:23
OK阿~我允許你反悔XD
※ 編輯: pigpan          來自: 114.25.236.176       (04/13 16:29)
推 mr0831:↑↑不愧是笨版...                                        04/13 16:23
推 zzlzut:生日快樂                                                 04/13 16:27
推 p78533578:祝原po表妹生日快樂。                                  04/13 16:29
推 wei0918:我可以走進去要電話嗎 >///<                              04/13 16:30
可以阿!
※ 編輯: pigpan          來自: 114.25.236.176       (04/13 16:32)
推 marujan:先伸圖                                                  04/13 16:32
這位.......我要說不愧是笨版嗎XD
※ 編輯: pigpan          來自: 114.25.236.176       (04/13 16:33)
推 hdyang:洨書僮好活躍                                             04/13 16:33
推 zxc10806:WOW!                                                   04/13 16:33
推 seraph01:騙到一名受害者     計画通り http://goo.gl/8eUZO       04/13 16:34
這也太好笑了吧XD
→ marujan:叫她嫁給我!!!!!!!!!!                          04/13 16:34
你應該要親自去求婚吧= =
→ marujan:生日快樂!                                              04/13 16:35
推 sexxes:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                 04/13 16:35
推 v6v69:我絕對不會承認其實我就是原PO妹婿的A_A                     04/13 16:38
那我怎麼從來沒有看過你= =
推 marujan:幸好樓上不是表妹婿…                                    04/13 16:40
沒錯!
→ marujan:叫她嫁給我~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!        04/13 16:40
我還是一樣的回答~請你親自去問她瞜:)
推 m231564897m:有圖有推                                            04/13 16:43
推 hsinyeh:我走進賣內在美的店很OK阿  只是是哪間XD                  04/13 16:44
門牌是48號 據說有人估到店名
推 taqo:跟我同一天生日>///<                                        04/13 16:48
生日快樂:)
推 bewritten:XDD                                                   04/13 16:48
推 chu630:很明顯的 妳表妹說的人就是我!!                            04/13 16:50
真的假的!?
推 Hans14:計画通り XDD 那小女孩                                    04/13 16:52
推 zsp7009:選我~選我~                                              04/13 16:54
大家都在看百萬小學堂耶
※ 編輯: pigpan          來自: 114.25.236.176       (04/13 16:59)
推 Angelstudent:衡了                                               04/13 16:55
推 clywin123:我我我!!!                                             04/13 16:57
推 hello75310:可以衝了                                             04/13 17:01
推 asadman1523:!!!不錯                                             04/13 17:06
推 zhenhong0227:嗯 不錯給推 但是我就不衝了XDDD                     04/13 17:09
→ tina800920:好可愛~~~~~                                          04/13 17:10
推 eternity0005:留下msn!◢▆▄▂▁ㄟ(‵□′)ㄏ▁▂▄▆◣           04/13 17:10
XDD
推 straypoet:不錯油 可愛油~                                        04/13 17:11
推 wade801210:改天回台北順便去提親                                 04/13 17:12
真的嗎~那我要紅包XD
推 ur:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                    04/13 17:12
推 henrybird:祝福你表妹生日快樂~                                  04/13 17:12
謝謝:)
推 tony332976:讚                                                   04/13 17:15
推 michaeljay20:這...不爆很難,我也想衝阿阿阿阿                    04/13 17:17
我支持你!!
→ michaeljay20:原PO"《目前動態》中三顆水球"看來很熱門             04/13 17:18
沒錯!我回不完啦!!!
推 colnan:我要報名當原PO表妹的老公                                 04/13 17:19
好呀~只接受現場報名喔!
推 bornagain06:現在原PO很夯                                        04/13 17:21
我考慮把水球關掉= =
※ 編輯: pigpan          來自: 114.25.236.176       (04/13 17:25)
推 v6v69:Q口Q!! 原PO你居然說沒錯!!                                 04/13 17:22
XDDD
推 bornagain06:哈哈  你關掉我就不能報名了耶(誤                     04/13 17:28
沒關係 夜市現在開始營業了
推 wholewing:選我選我選我                                          04/13 17:29
大力也很帥>///<
推 npc776:有人要跟原PO相親 真是太好了...                           04/13 17:31

推 i19890813:饒河街阿?!                                            04/13 17:34
你得到他了XD
推 bbb392:我的菜!!!                                                04/13 17:35
歡迎你去把他買回家
→ bloodshed:原PO男的女的?                                        04/13 17:40
我很MAN喔XD
推 jojoptt0000:我戀愛了>///<....話說原PO表妹還是學生嗎???          04/13 17:41
今年要畢業啦~
推 no1smkimo:18歲應該還是學生吧, 這年頭要考不上大學還很難呢        04/13 17:44
是阿~
推 micty:我也今天生日耶 ~原PO表妹生日快樂!                         04/13 17:44
你也生日快樂喔:)
※ 編輯: pigpan          來自: 114.25.236.176       (04/13 17:53)
推 c21190380:祝原PO表妹生日快樂 :) 我喜歡你!                       04/13 17:52
哈哈~你可以當面跟她說喔:)
推 bornagain06:太遠了  我只能靠網路報名~~                          04/13 17:55
網路的話...我看看他們要不要開放好了XD
→ sogfried:真的變表特板了耶 XD                                    04/13 17:56
推 dream0915:報名還來得及嗎????????                                04/13 17:57
我想在他滿十九以前都還有機會吧XD
推 xd0404:祝原PO表妹生日快樂!!!!也祝原PO找到好丈夫(?)              04/13 18:01
謝謝你:)
噓 viviyo:笨版                                                     04/13 18:02
推 skybird0414:我明天生日...看來該去夜市報名了                     04/13 18:02
OKOK的!
推 deming0131:我可以報名嗎?                                        04/13 18:02
當然可以阿:)
推 a5447:同年紀推                                                  04/13 18:07
推 dsaazx:您好~先叫聲姐姐                                          04/13 18:08
這......是叫我姐姐還是我表妹!?
推 lppal:是我是我!!我會在今年讓原po吃喜酒的~ XD                    04/13 18:10
哈哈~我會期待的XD
推 mingyang727:我要電話>///<                                       04/13 18:11
請現場索取喔:)
推 stussy:我可以                                                   04/13 18:11
恩!沒問題!
推 Armor:唉                                                        04/13 18:16
??
推 p78533578:原PO挺好笑的。XDDD                                    04/13 18:18
囧 這是從哪裡得到的結論>"<
推 X0539470X:有點像我堂妹                                          04/13 18:18
一定也是很可愛吧:)
推 wl843907:幫忙爆                                                 04/13 18:25
謝謝:)
推 superivan:給他抱                                                04/13 18:30
給誰抱???
推 yentzshuan:原po~我是比較想吃喜酒啦...記得帶我去...              04/13 18:33
哈~成功的話要揪鄉民桌嗎!
推 lucky1lk:有圖有推倒~~~                                          04/13 18:35
請記得推我表妹 不要推錯人!
推 futri752:表特板?                                                04/13 18:42
這.....
推 wl843907:該找天揪人饒河了,我只是想吃藥燉排骨而已               04/13 18:45
我也愛吃!
推 yentzshuan:樓上!我也要吃!一起去呀!                              04/13 18:51
快揪團啦!我表妹去買有優待喔:)
推 pdas33456:樓上是要提親吧/                                       04/13 18:53
(驚!)是這樣嗎!?
推 ccliya8870:有圖有推 只可遠觀呀:(                               04/13 18:54
我相信一定會有適合你的人出現的!!
推 netune90:不推不行了                                             04/13 18:56
謝謝:)
推 kennyru04wj4:又轉化成表特了...                                  04/13 18:57
對不起>"<
推 lex65536:我想看大便臉舅舅\(*〞▽〝)/                            04/13 18:57
XD 要記得用偷看的 千萬不要被他發現!!
推 mick4410:突然想去饒河,順便看看內在美。                         04/13 19:01
快來吧:)
推 yentzshuan:我寧願吃大餐我也不要提親^~^                          04/13 19:02
我也想吃!
推 windmaster:我突然想買件內在美了~ 醉翁之意不在內在美             04/13 19:04
你....是男的還是女的???
推 hltion:看標題就猜是表特文...                                    04/13 19:05
我只是想維護版規>"<
推 bulcas:我也要原PO表妹電話~~                                     04/13 19:07
請現場索取喔:)
推 KevinLove:爆                                                    04/13 19:07
爆XD
推 blackteasart:有圖有推~                                          04/13 19:10
謝謝:)
推 a7819610:你可以稱呼我為表妹婿 >//<                              04/13 19:12
請問您報名了嗎:)
→ yandin:這種將來一定要靠人養                                     04/13 19:17
推 yeha:推樓上                                                     04/13 19:20
我表妹很獨立也很賢慧喔:) 我常常覺得是我表妹在照顧我小阿姨 囧
推 supdoraking:我可不可以應徵表妹婿XDDD"                           04/13 19:21
可以的~請記得報名:)
→ yandin:應徵到應該會苦一輩子- -                                  04/13 19:24
不要這樣說啦~我表妹很會照顧人的:)
推 BigCat:幫爆                                                     04/13 19:25
推 mengda0136:我會常常去光顧的    爆!!                             04/13 19:25
推 lonemaple:推爆                                                  04/13 19:26
謝謝兩位:)
推 Murasaki0110:歡迎大家來吃我們的喜酒~~                           04/13 19:27
(驚!)已經決定了嗎!?
推 jemc1905:所以原po要一一回信嗎                                   04/13 19:32
我可以回文~不要回信嗎>"<
推 theophila:表妹好可愛~生日快樂:)                                 04/13 19:34
謝謝~我會轉告的:)
推 chockwang:推表特                                                04/13 19:35
推表特>///<
推 aaron770708:表姐好!!!!!                                         04/13 19:37
為什麼會知道我是表姊呢?
噓 ro9956882:笨版                                                  04/13 19:40
對不起>"<
推 rstur:接下來交給我了>口<~                                       04/13 19:41
好的! 要交給你什麼阿?
推 fishman999:假推爆                                               04/13 19:41
XD
→ collen77724:我什麼都不要 把表妹給我就好 我一點都不貪心        04/13 19:42
恩恩~很好!這句你可以寫在報名表裡面XD
推 a2507934:表姊好                                                 04/13 19:46
到底是從哪裡知道我是表姊的阿>"<
推 love072642:很正喔=ˇ=                                           04/13 19:47
→ loading1:幹 好正                                                04/13 19:48
謝謝兩位的誇獎:)
推 tomap41017:今天饒河會不會爆炸阿XD                               04/13 19:49
平常日應該還好吧~假日人就會比較多了!
噓 terix:地球要爆炸了                                              04/13 19:59
那該如何是好>"<
推 mo42:表特文必推                                                 04/13 20:02
謝謝~
推 CJO1I6:我戀愛了~                                                04/13 20:04
XD
推 kind20070:好可愛!!!!!                                           04/13 20:20
謝謝:)
推 tony70721:有連絡方式嗎(?(認真XD                                 04/13 20:24
現場報名的時候可以索取XD
推 doa2:喜酒辦在台中可以嗎(誤)                                     04/13 20:35
這樣我們家人會很捨不得耶>"<
推 michael5182:推文超熱絡的XDDD                                    04/13 20:43
真的~
推 sonicsky:原po表妹真是滿分呀 生日快樂                            04/13 20:49
謝謝~
推 deankira:請原po表妹為我服務!!!!!!                     生日快樂  04/13 20:54
謝謝~不過要服務什麼?量胸圍嗎>///<
推 lonely0830:噗...我國中同學也在饒河街賣內衣睡衣的                04/13 20:55
該不會認識吧!?
推 a12375111:表特版無誤                                            04/13 21:05
>"<
推 shadowla:鄉民總禮金包1200可以嗎                                 04/13 21:07
鄉民桌一定沒問題的啦!
推 ghyt11:送啦!                                                    04/13 21:10
?
推 Acherry330:不怕養不起..只怕體力不好..某水ㄤ早死....>_<          04/13 21:20
囧 這個......
推 no1smkimo:我有找到店的電話了XD                                  04/13 21:24
真的假的!?
推 garry79618:生日快樂                                             04/13 21:27
謝謝
推 c5117818:我也十八歲!請將原PO表妹交給我吧!                       04/13 21:28
那一樣請你現場詢問喔:)
推 JHNJHNJHN:18歲好阿                                              04/13 21:41
恩恩~是個年輕的年齡呢!
推 nfchu:果然爆了...XDD                                            04/13 21:52
這個到是沒有在我預算之中~
推 t20031210:有圖就要推阿~                                         04/13 22:09
謝謝你:)
推 saxdiz:遵守版規的好鄉民!!!                                      04/13 22:11
這是一定要的啦!!
推 oclis6:純推笨板表特化。                原PO表妹欠男友嗎? ^^/   04/13 22:23
就是因為沒有所以我才好奇表妹婿的長相阿XD
噓 chuangchi:很煩耶!常常被這種文騙進來~要徵友不會去其它版喔= =     04/13 22:28
對不起>"<
噓 wolfofsea:地球要爆炸了                                          04/13 22:29
其實我不知道這句話背後代表什麼意思??
推 SONY978:99                                                      04/13 22:42
迴轉!!
推 Messy10:爆                                                      04/13 22:42
爆了>"<
推 oeg:有正有推                                                    04/13 22:44
謝謝
※ 編輯: pigpan          來自: 220.229.71.116       (04/13 23:23)
推 wayneboy:她,我可以                                             04/13 23:03
是熱血的艋舺少年嗎XD
推 beaune:嫁給我吧!                                                04/13 23:07
現場問一定很感人
推 gooogle:笨版表特化www GJ!                                       04/13 23:12
我不是故意的>"<
推 a1234c:想吃喜酒請把1.聯絡方式留下2.把舅舅帶走  剩下的大家會   04/13 23:20
要記得去現場留聯絡方式喔!!
推 jackal998:已經爆了可以不用推了吧                                04/13 23:25
大家都很熱情呢!
推 sunny200323:好可愛的表妹!!!!                                    04/13 23:27
謝謝你的誇獎:)
推 ko74652:我也18歲 能應徵嗎 哈哈哈 推表妹正                       04/13 23:32
可以阿~歡迎:)
推 honoYang:迎娶的條件是撂倒店長嗎                                 04/13 23:33
如果條件是撂倒人的話......那我們全家族的人可能都會成為被挑戰者了XD
推 *[33mccliya8870:突然發現表妹圖的圖片說明是:我不是F7~這有什麼意思嗎?  04/13 23:47
真的耶~可是我沒有打說明阿???
推 elsa50320:咦? 樓上真的耶~                                       04/13 23:54
噓 z2114422:紅色明顯  十八歲還有很長的未來請別急著嫁出去           04/13 23:57
大家一年前聽到的時候都傻眼了XD
→ ro9956882:樓上帥哥                                              04/13 23:58
真的嗎?是怎麼知道的呢?
推 rain92568:幫爆                                                  04/14 00:02
謝謝~
推 kenstar:臨門一腳!                                              04/14 00:04
謝謝:)
噓 fran4207:爆                                                     04/14 00:04
歡迎來到笨版:)
推 jsk316619:爆                                                    04/14 00:05
爆XD
→ fran4207:腦殘到...按推變成噓= =                                 04/14 00:05
入版要隨俗阿XD
推 sayuki:XD                                                       04/14 00:06
XD
→ sayuki:樓樓上 拍拍                                              04/14 00:06
拍拍~
推 jsk316619:沒差啦  你案成噓  我才有機會讓他爆阿XD                04/14 00:08
真是溫柔的人阿XD
→ QQagiler:腦袋可能比較單純                                       04/14 00:30
是還滿單純的!
推 azywu:有圖有誠意!                                               04/14 00:31
謝謝:)
推 tony70721:那應該是饒合夜市吧...下次衝了!                        04/14 00:39
饒河街無誤!
推 qaz2071001:姐夫 把表妹交給我吧                                  04/14 00:41
你可以去現場問姊夫XD
推 icq7584:我戀愛了                                                04/14 00:54
恭喜你:)
推 lonely0830:我同學家那攤在廟口麵線對面XD 應該不是吧              04/14 01:09
我知道那一攤~下次來認識一下吧XD
推 wchf8:正!!                                                      04/14 02:07
謝謝~
推 HNO3:有戴放大片吧......                                         04/14 02:26
有~
推 icyling:超可愛XDD                                               04/14 02:58
謝謝:)
推 jona0101:我比較喜歡成熟的表姐  請問有圖嗎??                     04/14 03:09
成熟的表姐 >"< 我去幫你問問看在店裡面幫忙的表姐好了XD
推 sssuuueee:可愛喔,推一個,雖然沒太大笑點....                    04/14 04:40
對不起~是我文筆不好>"<
→ Yie:                                                            04/14 08:58
推 hsinyeh:是顧店到幾點  我都沒看到(茶)                            04/14 09:45
他昨天有回去~不過應該有去看一下球賽轉播!
推 rayjames38:才不說生日快樂!!~天天快樂喔~!~                       04/14 10:37
哈~謝謝!你也天天快樂!
推 junyanlee:18歲嫁出去不容易~~但我可以幫忙                        04/14 11:44
謝謝你~
推 jasper10:還不錯                                                 04/14 11:51
謝謝~
推 human45:我頂多讓他當媽媽!!                                (逃)  04/14 12:19
囧~應該要先經過該有的儀式吧!
推 lbowlbow:樓上你要讓原po當媽媽嗎?                               04/14 14:32
我........可以給他過肩摔嗎XD
推 lucifer19:lucifer19 去過 饒河街48號 4月14日 14:36 來自i Phone   04/14 14:37
那時候應該快開門了吧!
推 k22941920:很可愛!                                               04/14 14:37
謝謝~
推 eddy830908:推推                                                 04/14 14:48
※ 編輯: pigpan          來自: 114.25.236.56        (04/14 17:28)
推 innocent0910:有圖有推                                           04/14 16:13
推 twelvechen:我要  我很帥  原PO快 站內信我                        04/14 16:55
推 williebom:長的很可愛喔~祝她早日達成夢想吧XD                     04/14 17:29
推 gungunit:我也很帥 應該和twe不相上下 我也要!!                  04/14 17:45
推 liyuoh:不只讓你吃到喜酒 我可以讓你十一個月後吃到滿月油飯        04/14 19:17
推 sillybg:我可以                                                  04/14 19:38
推 climate0976:PO表特!                                             04/14 19:53
推 HSNUBJ:表特應該會爆                                             04/14 20:29
推 red77915:有圖有推                                               04/14 20:45
推 genuine530:推!!                                               04/14 21:18
推 qazsedc123:推圖 很可愛耶                                        04/14 22:03
推 Lance9:笨板表特化!!!好可愛!!!                                   04/14 22:53
推 johnnyerion:我覺得原PO一個一個回真有耐心 一定是正咩XD           04/14 22:53

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