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[無言] 五塔散戳到我的笑點...

 作者  detect7635 (小綡)                                    站內  StupidClown 
 標題  [無言] 五塔散戳到我的笑點...                                           
 時間  Wed Apr 13 22:01:06 2011                                               

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話說  我是個惡劣的姊姊

有一次,弟弟胃痛 要和我拿胃藥

我就拿五塔散給他,弟弟看著五塔散

問說  這是用吃的還是用擦的









我看了他一眼

和他講  那個要用抹的

事後他又跑來找我,問我說真的是用抹的嗎

看著他,我開始大笑了


他真的抹在肚子上!!


請問各位看倌,現在的胃藥真的有做出可以用抹的就會好的藥嗎?

通常胃藥都是用吃的吧!!

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