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Re: [認真] 有人幹過外勞嗎?

 作者  MaxLJ (東南亞大使)                                           看板  sex 
 標題  Re: [認真] 有人幹過外勞嗎?                                             
 時間  Wed Mar 23 22:23:34 2011                                               

 各位晚安!

 好久沒來會一會西斯版的朋友了,近來常有人來信尋問外勞攻略

 因工作繁忙,沒時間回,請見諒,所以我就在這裡稍微分享一下經驗吧!

 正常而言,所有的外勞不見得每一個都會跟你開房間或打砲

 但請記得這句話:「不論哪國外勞,她一定肯忙你口交,而且,可以讓你口爆」

 如同前文所說的,外勞皆來自於東西亞國家,這些國家大多都是早婚早生

 所以除非是電子廠的菲勞或泰勞(這種種大多是高中畢業就來台灣工作)

 不然在家鄉已結婚生子的比例很高,這代表什麼? 代表她們不是處女

 而且還生過小孩,對於和男人做愛自然就不會因過於保守而排斥

 再說這些東南亞女性,天生刻苦耐勞,在離鄉背景的台灣能遇到台男搭訕

 自然是小鹿亂撞,或許一開始就要跟眼前這個見沒幾次面的男子打砲有點難以答應

 (或是心中有罪惡感,畢竟家鄉有家庭,但這種想法的人不多,因為家鄉的男人

 一個比一個花,有興趣可以跟她們聊聊這個話題)

 但至少幫他口交,讓他口爆,取悅他對這些外勞來說,是很樂意去做的事。

 這邊再給男生們一個觀念,若你的長相在台灣女生眼裡是60分

 那麼你在外勞女生眼裡,至少有80~85分以上,而就以我的經驗,請看以下表格

=============================讓你督督表==============================

 台男外表     台女90分up    外勞50分up   外勞70分up    外勞95分up

 50分以下         冏            ●           ●            冏

 60~80分          冏            ●           ●            ●

 85分以上         ▲            ●           ●            ●

 ※ ●:保證成功   ▲:50%成功率   冏:呷賽卡緊

 Note: 此表並不包含財力因素
======================================================================

因此從上表可明顯得知,即使你有85分的長相,90分的台女還不見得摸的到

但你只要有60~80分的長相,下至妖怪級,上至夢幻級的外勞,皆可一網打盡

所以與其要整天宅在家裡幻想督正妹,Heebee會不會叫? 不如乾乾淨淨的出門

迎向陽光,好好訕搭個東南亞正妹,你不需要4輪,只要2輪,你也不需要去喝星八

克,只要買2缶麥香紅茶去公園、公寓頂樓聊天散心即可。

至於該如果搭訕,先前的文章提過很多了,這裡就不再贅述。

謝謝

晚安




※ 引述《girlwe (sweety草莓)》之銘言:
: 有沒有人對外勞有遐想的?
: 有沒有人想射在外勞臉上的
: 有沒有人對外勞下手過的
: 說來聽聽

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推 genghiskii:原來洋男就是這樣看台女的嗎....                       03/24 02:49
推 grimmr59851:推嘟嘟表                                            03/24 02:58
推 jeff1125:東南亞大使                                             03/24 03:59
推 masuface:za大一定不知道大使的傳奇文章  查一下就知道了           03/24 08:26
推 oneofdragon:轟轟                                                03/24 08:28
推 amork:不推不行~                                                 03/24 08:41
推 ACRM2929:哈哈哈~我快笑死了Y                                     03/24 08:46
推 jg338:假塞卡僅                                                  03/24 09:12
推 peng37:看到呷賽卡緊害我笑出來 XDD                               03/24 09:22
推 JackaLMeI:冏:呷賽卡緊 XDDDDDDDDDDDD 西斯三大護板使!             03/24 09:44
推 myths:轟轟轟                                                    03/24 09:47
推 alunke:推 讓你督督表                                            03/24 09:52
推 TWisely:推一下…XD                                              03/24 09:59
推 oiyuz:不得不推                                                  03/24 10:19
推 jankochin:東南亞大使                                            03/24 10:30
推 keaton209:好好笑阿這篇~~                                        03/24 10:36
推 kkoobe:轟轟                                                     03/24 11:01
推 applejone:XDD                                                   03/24 11:18
推 hakkacandy: 讓你嘟嘟表!                                         03/24 11:38
推 shotherface:※ ●:保證成功   ▲:50%成功率   冏:呷賽卡緊         03/24 11:58
推 soulknight:推                                                   03/24 12:07
推 PaulOneil1:記得大使有解釋過「轟轟」是他聽到印勞說出口的,但不   03/24 12:41
→ PaulOneil1:確定發音是否正卻,只是把那個類似的音打成中文         03/24 12:42
→ PaulOneil1:看有沒有強人可以補充一下當時大使的解釋               03/24 12:42
推 newmei07:專業推!                                                03/24 12:43
推 anai:昨天看到台男跟外勞在等公車 直覺就想到東南亞大使...         03/24 12:45
推 Lunchboxes:   暗!! 果然是名家風範!!  不同層次阿!!               03/24 13:37
推 aaaaaaafibre:推~不愧是大使 @@                                  03/24 13:55
噓 jackal594:紅明顯  說實在的 洋屌來台灣的想法跟這篇文章不謀而合   03/24 13:59
推 jackal594:應該是說         洋屌對出國玩女生的想法               03/24 14:01
推 mongqiu:不能同意樓上更多了                                      03/24 14:03
推 ThemeIsMyDog:專業 推一個                                        03/24 14:59
推 twisters121:不得不推                                            03/24 15:50
推 yuan1124:讓你督督表.......XD                                    03/24 16:24
推 taily:有空來外勞國...(揮手~)                                    03/24 16:45
推 smallz:這不是轟轟戰隊的大隊長嗎                                 03/24 16:47
推 ivypig27:笑死了XDDDD                                            03/24 17:24
推 aadsl:轟轟戰隊大隊長XD                                          03/24 17:46
推 rvd:是空空還是轟轟?                                             03/24 18:27
推 rockman73:嘟嘟表!                                               03/24 18:31
推 sparking:轟轟轟轟轟轟轟轟轟轟轟轟轟轟轟轟轟轟轟轟轟轟轟轟轟轟   03/24 19:11
推 s86047888:精闢的見解啊!!!                                       03/24 19:33
→ TKWdEmoN:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd                           03/24 19:51
推 Maxslack:靠妖 太久沒看到你了XDDDD                               03/24 19:53
推 OOQ:有神快來拜!                                                03/24 20:37
推 ROCKDJ:朝聖                                                     03/24 20:59
推 Avatar6:朝聖                                                    03/24 21:01
推 GUCCI5566:轟轟轟轟轟轟轟轟轟轟轟轟轟轟轟轟轟轟轟轟轟轟轟轟      03/24 21:29
推 lee8:好想知道上面推的人   有多少人反洋屌過~                     03/24 21:53
推 smith0912:金專業                                                03/24 21:57
噓 smaitesai:讓你督督表太靠北= =                                   03/24 22:53
推 jamesppi:轟轟                                                   03/24 23:09
推 CKBILLY:不推對不起自己!! 轟轟戰隊!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!                03/25 02:31