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[閒聊] 隔壁的叫床聲...

 作者  mamaway (傷心)                                               看板  sex 
 標題  [閒聊] 隔壁的叫床聲...                                                 
 時間  Wed Mar  2 15:38:19 2011                                               

我目前住的是公寓隔出來的套房

隔壁左右兩邊各住了一對情侶


前幾天的晚上 夜黑風高...

小妹我早早就上床睡覺

直到凌晨兩點 被不明聲音吵醒!!


剛起來以為是A片的聲音[email protected][email protected] 嗯嗯~~阿阿~~那種

結果讓我聽到第一句道地中文: 好舒服~~~恩


抱著複雜的心情 以我爺爺的名義我要找出兇手ˋˊ

右邊牆壁聽~~恩 沒有
廁所窗戶~~有一點點

結果是我對門的情侶在叫 還越來越大聲~~=.=

大聲到我覺得整棟八戶應該都聽的到


我偷偷的打開門 發現那對淫獸的左邊鄰居在講電話


左邊:幹~隔壁的想做什麼就做什麼 都不管別人的  右邊:嗯嗯~~阿~~恩~~~好棒

左邊:我...我講不下了 我沒辦法講下去的        右邊:恩~~老公好了嗎?

左邊:MSN 叮咚 叮咚聲!! 搭搭打字聲            右邊:男獸回:快好了~~(喘氣)

左邊:無聲...                                 右邊:阿~~~~~嗯哼~~~~~(超大聲)
                                                  要出來了~~~恩~~~阿阿


這聲音超越杜比~asus 環繞音響~~~也不用模擬人音
全真實音效~~酷


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