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[無言] 別以為我只聽得懂中文

 作者  ilikebrandy (小廚師)                                 看板  StupidClown 
 標題  [無言] 別以為我只聽得懂中文                                            
 時間  Fri Mar 25 20:28:38 2011                                               

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遵旨



三月份的時候,帶著閃光回台灣見父母,由於閃光和朋友相約去迪士尼玩,於是我就

先行回台,在台灣過了兩天舒適的自由日子之後,於第三天帶著父母去機場迎接閃光。


先來說明一下當天小弟的穿著,由於只是去接機,所以並沒特別注重自己的外表,不過

很肯定的我穿著很乾淨整齊。


上上半身穿著服兵役時穿的迷彩內衣,下半身則是迷彩長褲,鞋子則是新兵訓練穿

的戰鬥靴,外加一件在軍用品店買的仿空軍外套。




由於提前了三十分鐘到了機場,於是就在入境大廳沙發上坐著發呆等待著我女友,

這時有兩個打扮還OK的男生走到我旁邊坐了下來,一開始用中文聊天,不知為何

忽然轉換語言,變成日文



男生甲:你看我旁邊那個人,打扮穿著真的很鳥

男生乙:還蠻好笑的,自以為帥還穿靴子,整個打扮就是怪



因為父母坐在旁邊而無法發怒的我:。。。。。。


旁邊兩位繼續評論中


男生乙:不知道那個人在等誰?

男生甲:大概在等某位出國觀光回來的親戚吧。。


這時已經不知道該說啥的我心想:我等誰關你們屁事阿?!!!



忽然那兩人語言轉換成中文,然後講一些在日本生活怎樣,然後和哪些

日本人出去玩之類的。。感覺故意在說給我聽的。。。(= =")




過了一個小時,閃光終於到達,因為聽了他們評論了快五十分鐘而怒氣要爆發

的我,像是解脫了一樣


用日文對閃光說:快,介紹我父母給你認識,等等去吃好料

接著閃光就走到我父母面前,用日文打了聲招呼(閃光也只會講日文而已)

當然我還故意把閃光帶到那兩個剛才一直在評論我的人面前,介紹給我父母認識





然後走到那兩個傢伙旁邊

用日文告訴他們




不是只有你們會講日文。。。。。



然後愉快的和全家加閃光離開機場,吃飯去

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