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[無言] 長的好像小姑娘似的

 作者  fxm900202054 ()                                      看板  StupidClown 
 標題  [無言] 長的好像小姑娘似的                                              
 時間  Mon Mar 14 02:09:38 2011                                               

去年下半年,因為就讀航海系的關係,開始了半年的海上實習

船上配置19個人,除了我實習生是台灣人以外,都是大陸人!!



在船上那種苦悶的生活,加上都是男人,船員通常都會到港口下去找小姐...

(當然我是沒有去過,不然這篇應該就是在西斯版了,哈!)

而且剛好我實習的船大多都跑的是東北亞

日本韓國和俄羅斯,停靠的港口剛好也沒有小姐黑皮一下

曾經船上的水手跟我說過:泰國真是男人的天堂,有機會跑船要跑東南亞!!


當然,這句話我一直銘記在心(咦?


一般在航行中,自己的房間不可以鎖起來,避免裡房間起火之類的情況,

以免在緊急時候找不到人開門,所以平常我晚上睡覺也不會鎖門。

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在船上有位年紀很大的水手姓張,大家都叫他老張,當然我也跟叫

老張跑過很多地方,常跟我說他的海上經歷,遇過什麼樣子的事情

發生過怎樣的事情,當然 也說他以前跑的船,都可以下去找小姐黑皮一下

老張就常跟我說:這艘船跑的地方不行,都不能下船黑皮一下,

                我以前去泰國50美金可以找到....

就開始說他的找小姐經驗,然後又開始說都不可以黑皮快悶死了受不了之類的話..




有一次,在日本停靠港可以要下地走走,要去找船長拿護照,

(護照在上船時就要統一給船長保管)

我正準備要走進去船長室時,就忽然聽到老張說:哎唷!不得了阿!

然後就聽到船長說:怎麼了?

老張:嘖嘖嘖嘖...這台灣實習生的護照....

船長:他們台灣護照怎麼了?

老張:不是護照怎麼了...是台灣實習生的照片....


            好像小姑娘似的!!

                 好像小姑娘似的!!


船長:真的?我看看....


                      嗯!真的!的確很像小姑娘...


我在門外:........










之後有段時間,我都鎖著門睡覺了


http://ppt.cc/9H2F  我只是頭髮長了一點而已-3-

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推 carto:鎖門沒用的話....記得要他們付錢啊                          03/14 02:18
→ carto:老張:沒想到不用去泰國、不用下船也能happy                  03/14 02:18
推 g001613001:挺像的                                               03/14 02:19
推 mafery:說真的 很像...                                           03/14 02:40
推 yongqing:女的                                                   03/14 02:48
推 kumon611:女的?                                                  03/14 02:49
推 LADKUO56:蠻像女的 囧                                            03/14 02:50
推 ERQQ:看不出來有一絲男性特徵=_=                                  03/14 02:58
推 kinkicsh:像!                                                    03/14 02:59
推 flydogbus:好像隔壁的王太太(逃                                   03/14 03:23
推 mumu8888:推1F          XDDD記得要他們付錢啊!                    03/14 03:31
推 lovewhite:很有T的樣子                                           03/14 03:38
推 viviyo:...真的很清秀...                                         03/14 03:55
推 blueway214:老張:我有偷打一副鑰匙                               03/14 03:58
推 purrple:真的很女生XDDD                                          03/14 04:15
推 kiries:超像T                                                    03/14 04:24
推 lylliah:還滿正的...很像正T XDDDD                                03/14 05:00
推 erilinda:超像女生的                                             03/14 05:09
→ mikejr:如果發生意外...要配合18個人 好可怕 Qw Q                  03/14 05:17
推 bubbler:因該是有屌的女生吧!                                     03/14 05:35
推 Freeven:真的很像T  還頗正的耶(認真                              03/14 05:50
推 wencc:Republic of CRINA???還是我眼殘?                           03/14 06:55
推 cuefenty:好像女生XDD                                            03/14 07:09
推 icq7584:爽一下                                                  03/14 07:25
推 darkUriel:請問一下一次多少  鄉民團報有優待嗎>///<               03/14 07:30
推 eggimage:真的是Republic of CRINA........ 偽造文書喔你XD         03/14 07:37
→ eggimage:還是你護照被掉包                                       03/14 07:37
→ eggimage:(誤)     其實是反光擋到而已XD                          03/14 07:38
   不得了 我剛也才發現,大家眼好尖
推 kyo19830320:yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo                  03/14 08:34
推 clivewu:yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo               03/14 08:37
推 hacoolman:有像有推                                              03/14 08:56
推 icq7584:yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo                        03/14 08:58
推 shaka1aka:一次50鎂嗎?                                           03/14 09:02
→ bm061596:西施版是哪版?                                          03/14 09:09
→ cyranoh:記得洗澡不要彎腰撿肥皂啊 切記                           03/14 09:10
        真的!我們船上浴室公用,船上也都發肥皂,老實說,肥皂滑出去幾次....
推 F7:樓下硬惹                                                     03/14 09:25
推 lucky1lk:樓上軟了                                               03/14 09:36
推 CrazyinLove:為什麼SEX是M? 女生不是應該是F嗎?                    03/14 09:42
推 jacklin2002:為什麼SEX是M? 女生不是應該是F嗎?                XD  03/14 09:52
推 hullray:    為什麼SEX是M? 女生不是應該是F嗎?                    03/14 09:55
推 benoit30402:JIGIJIGI                                            03/14 09:57
推 cs3:一樓good                                                    03/14 09:59
推 yokohina:小姑娘好可愛阿XDDDD                                    03/14 10:03
推 savannarxf:像正T吧                                              03/14 10:08
推 Dia149:正T                                                      03/14 10:10
推 kandice1989:為什麼SEX是M? 女生不是應該是F嗎?                    03/14 10:11
推 bradyyang:女的  無誤!                                           03/14 10:12
→ btjerwei:長得還不錯阿!髮型改一下就更有女人味了                 03/14 10:41
→ sad2:好像小姑娘似的!!                                         03/14 10:42
推 ktrain:長的好像小姑娘似的!                                      03/14 10:47
推 bixinxuanke:   雖然不禮貌,但我還是要說:長的好像小姑娘似的!    03/14 10:52
推 starkirby:你要小心了                                            03/14 10:53
推 olivia1124:記得收50泰銖...                                      03/14 11:06
推 kage0729:好像小姑娘似的!!                                       03/14 11:06
推 takomalu:好像小姑娘似的!!                                       03/14 11:06
推 alan99:  好像小姑娘似的!!                                       03/14 11:07
推 weipuyan:XDXDXD                                                 03/14 11:14
→ cmoeoo:為什麼是50美金,不是50泰銖?                              03/14 11:15
推 Majere:航海系耶!! 你有吃過橡膠果實嗎!!!                         03/14 11:22
推 oak01: 蠻像的                                                   03/14 11:23
推 love1371991:挺像的                                              03/14 11:25
→ m06:吃了航海系的果實 揪境會不會游泳呢?                          03/14 11:29
推 rademiel:這不是女生嗎!?(大驚)                                   03/14 11:37
推 KKyosuke:天啊XD                                                 03/14 11:40
推 vinita:好像小姑娘似的!!                                         03/14 11:40
推 LonyIce:船長:太好了,船上終於有一朵花了...                     03/14 11:40
推 oldfatcat:有像到                                                03/14 11:45
推 babaluu:是女的!!!                                               03/14 11:47
推 bee12:完了完了 原PO要變殭屍了                                   03/14 11:47
推 blackcateva:好像女生喔 是不是攝影師圖調太白了?                  03/14 11:49
推 smallay7:太像女生了啦XDDDDDDDD                                  03/14 11:50
推 Moderator:50泰銖...才大概50元台幣耶 美金比較剛好吧              03/14 11:50
推 imsisk:哈哈哈哈哈哈阿真的是女生阿!!                             03/14 12:02
推 isswily:鎖門是對的XD~聽說曾經有學長被bosun..X奶頭               03/14 12:09
推 exelop:好像小姑娘似的!!                                         03/14 12:13
推 helsman:正常船上所有證照都是三副管的~你們是船長???              03/14 12:16
→ helsman:不過你們航線挺好的 但是感覺下地會花很多錢               03/14 12:16
      喔對阿,都是三副在管,不過那時候三副好像在忙,一直沒先去找船長拿護照
      我們就自己先上去拿,沒想到....在日本買東西真的很花錢...
推 as19901002:小姑娘聽話~不能鎖門喔XDDD                           03/14 12:17
推 avrilrock:的確像女的                                            03/14 12:20
推 memoryfor:元PO其實是個女兒生 ( 誤                               03/14 12:20
→ cheko:我看倒有點像綠豆糕                                        03/14 12:25
推 love96321:其實還滿像女生的...                                   03/14 12:31
推 MelodyMagic:突然覺得屁股好痛...                                 03/14 12:34
推 zaqwsxcde:真的很像小姑娘   你完蛋了                             03/14 12:35
推 diy7822:好像小姑娘~                                            03/14 12:35
推 horry429:你好                                                   03/14 12:37
推 no1smkimo:正妹給虧嬤                                            03/14 12:38
推 wcmwcm:好像小姑娘~                                             03/14 12:39
噓 radstar:紅明顯,我是原PO他哥,他從小就被說像女生^.<             03/14 12:41
→ radstar:不過他現在萬年誠徵女友中XDDD                            03/14 12:41
                               龍喵~叫!
推 caciia:白白嫩嫩的小姑娘                                         03/14 12:44
推 black205:不然就先講好價碼?(誤                                   03/14 12:44
推 no1smkimo:原po應該是要誠徵男友吧XDDDDDDDD                       03/14 12:45
推 liberating:雖然如此 安全起見 還是別鎖房門吧                     03/14 12:46
→ liberating:還有阿 跑船的薪水不低...這樣應該有加到分吧? XD       03/14 12:47
推 PPPGGG:=_=好像 _ ....                                           03/14 12:49
推 K6:嗯...是女的!                                                 03/14 12:49
推 sussyak47:女生跑船也不奇怪啊! (咦?)                             03/14 12:51
→ fxm900202054:....俺是男低.../   \                               03/14 12:53
推 cidcheng:第一次看過比較有意義一點的紅明顯 XD                    03/14 12:53
推 keufjk:真的很像XD                                               03/14 12:54
推 z001207:好像女生喔!!!                                           03/14 12:54
※ 編輯: fxm900202054    來自: 122.254.46.127       (03/14 13:04)
推 nanaling:跟我一樣是沒眉毛人!! (握手)                            03/14 12:58
推 freegreg:小心屁股啊  \囧/                                       03/14 12:59
推 Grosjean:新版的護照效期只有3年喔@[email protected]"                            03/14 12:59
推 arcred:小心了XD                                                 03/14 12:59
推 genuine530:姑娘....                                             03/14 13:01
推 TiauEX:真的有像...                                              03/14 13:01
→ orinoco:小姑娘無誤                                              03/14 13:03
推 ayufly:老張:沒想到不用去泰國、不用下船也能happy..               03/14 13:03
推 bixinxuanke:快爆了,再給一個推。                                03/14 13:04
推 bluebarley:好好笑 >.^                                           03/14 13:04
推 e1223212001:__爆了                                              03/14 13:05
※ 編輯: fxm900202054    來自: 122.254.46.127       (03/14 13:08)
推 hsh760105:真的好像girl                                          03/14 13:07
→ hsh760105:護照遺失再重新申辦  期限只給三年                      03/14 13:08
推 kenshin078:這下船上也能黑皮了wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww           03/14 13:09
推 Syoshinsya:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  03/14 13:09
推 makuro59:是女的吧!!???                                          03/14 13:11
推 kurtsun:這下船上也能黑皮了 wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww             03/14 13:12
→ makuro59:原波考慮要在船上兼職了嗎?(逃)                          03/14 13:12
推 opmikoto:yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo~                 03/14 13:14
→ QuentinHu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                   03/14 13:19
推 davidbright:真的很像阿..                                        03/14 13:22
推 gvi56923:真的很像女的 ..                                        03/14 13:24
推 antmonster:明明就是小姑娘                                       03/14 13:31
推 dinokenfans:學姐好~~~~~~~~~~~~~~                                03/14 13:33
→ dinokenfans:我是原po的學妹~~~                                   03/14 13:33
推 defends:XD                                                      03/14 13:35
推 ElvesDaniel:性別/sex 應該是 F lol                               03/14 13:36
推 aphrodite98:女的   (指)                                         03/14 13:38
推 k6223520:女生無誤!                                              03/14 13:46
推 claire7070:像女生+1                                             03/14 13:53
推 Showyow:1樓XDD                                                  03/14 13:58
推 shiruru:女生阿 跟我姊蠻像的= =                                  03/14 14:03
推 dreamnyanya:還真的滿像女生的啊XDDDDDDDDDDDDD  yo~~~~~~~~~~~~~   03/14 14:04
推 jackfuck:好像小姑娘似的!!                                     03/14 14:07
推 larcenciel:你有沒有覺得屁股痛痛的                               03/14 14:08
推 shin696:這女的吧!                                              03/14 14:08
推 win030:性別Key錯了吧?!                                          03/14 14:10
推 orya:老張: 可以省下一筆了                                       03/14 14:11
推 ShizukaShih:真的像小姑娘似的...XDDDDDDD                         03/14 14:12
推 mikejr:船長:長的好像小姑娘似的(快速脫褲)                        03/14 14:17
推 ONLYYUYU:像小姑娘+1                                             03/14 14:31
推 FATQMI:小姑娘+1  XDDDD                                          03/14 14:35
推 antonio019:推~克理那共和國的正妹                                03/14 14:37
推 evaevahu:超像t的                                                03/14 14:48
推 hhsiang5382:...真的好像XDDD                                     03/14 14:53
推 dissykite:好奇哪家公司XD                                        03/14 15:02
推 cij5:很像 哈哈哈                                                03/14 15:04
推 kobe0803:好像小姑娘似的!!                                     03/14 15:13
推 mc12355:性向 M  (誤                                             03/14 15:27
推 imeder:女的 (無誤)                                              03/14 15:37
→ fxm900202054:是男的啦/ \                                        03/14 15:43
推 mc12355:老張 目前動態 採購 鞭子繩子蠟燭 中                      03/14 15:45
推 ljc1991:女                                                      03/14 15:49
推 loading1:我看像塊綠豆糕                                         03/14 16:06
推 okgothen:有像小姑娘                                             03/14 16:07
推 hershiuh:...如果原PO照片一開始就放上去,不會有人知道是男生吧    03/14 16:09
推 bangjia:記得不要撿肥皂                                          03/14 16:16
推 lovecollyi:小姑娘無誤XD                                         03/14 16:20
推 yenchen1970:我以為是女的                                        03/14 16:25
推 mucatmissyou:好可愛唷~真像個小姑娘似的~~XDDD                    03/14 16:34
推 i191331:原PO真的不是女生嗎 哈哈                                 03/14 16:47
推 maydagreen:是女生(蓋章)                                         03/14 16:52
推 oXnXo:從此老張就不再下船了~                                     03/14 16:55
推 pololo61201:女的啊                                              03/14 16:55
推 siamese:好像小姑娘似的!!                                        03/14 16:59
推 dcnsam:無誤!                                                    03/14 17:07
推 Ghamu:真的是小姑娘樣也xD                                        03/14 17:08
推 cussam:XDDDDDD                                                  03/14 17:16
推 abelamos:覺得像小姑娘+1                                         03/14 17:18
推 shoya:還真的 XDDDDD 妳是M (被拖走                               03/14 17:20
推 ZincSaga:你真的不是女生?                                       03/14 17:22
→ cute1314:痾嗨 小姑娘.......                                     03/14 17:25
推 byon1009:以後在船上也可以黑皮了wwwwwwwwwwwww                    03/14 17:25
推 milalaqq:深夜小心叩叩                                           03/14 17:26
推 okiayu:你確定這是你的照片? XD                                  03/14 17:28
推 yukimura0420:關燈後都一樣Yoooooooooooooooooooooooo              03/14 17:34
推 GGisme:女生無誤                                                 03/14 17:54
推 pig777999:好像小姑娘似的!!                                      03/14 18:00
推 Jackylalala:好像小姑娘似的!!                                    03/14 18:01
推 homethere:看成上海姑娘@@                                        03/14 18:02
推 MyoCat:真的像XDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                     03/14 18:06
推 YukiMew:噢噢[email protected]@             我爸之前跑船的時候是大副!!!XD       03/14 18:08
推 meisterhaft:真的很像!                                           03/14 18:18
推 yunyebo213:你確定沒有拿到你妹的照片嗎?                          03/14 18:31
→ stuck5:看不出來哪裡像男的       原PO對不起XDDD                  03/14 18:37
推 ghostru:1f~~~~~XD                                               03/14 18:40
推 aa25019459:好像小姑娘似的!!                                     03/14 18:47
推 Refauth:........................................XD              03/14 19:15
推 titto:真的好像小姑娘~XD                                         03/14 19:17
推 mikejr:船長:怎麼船搖的這麼厲害!!   老張:拍謝啦 我在跟小妹玩   03/14 19:23
推 gogoyoo:好像= =                                                 03/14 19:42
→ ooai:很像男生的女生XD                                           03/14 19:49
推 yeeting:很像T耶!!!                                              03/14 19:50
推 jialuo:吃了小姑娘果實                                           03/14 20:00
推 polar17:記得鎖門啊原PO                                          03/14 20:02
推 danson:真的很像= =                                              03/14 20:03
推 neko415:合成吧?!這是合成吧?!?!不要騙我了!!!!(用力摳照片)        03/14 20:31
推 s0857168:我看到推文才知道你是男的耶= =                          03/14 20:53
推 Eklips:真像一塊塊綠豆糕                                         03/14 21:00
推 topcoach:比我還正 (咬手帕)                                      03/14 21:17
推 fenghoho:像!                                                    03/14 21:19
推 siaokun0203:yooooooooooooo                                      03/14 21:20
推 Yie:                                                            03/14 21:27
推 clearclear:真的好像T喔.....XDDD                                 03/14 21:34
推 eason520:T 就是T                                                03/14 21:34
推 lianggua:像T耶!!!!!                                             03/14 21:44
推 narnoi:真的是小姑娘呀!!!!                                       03/14 21:46
→ YIDAN:YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO                                 03/14 21:54
推 Diaw01:你的眉毛呢= =                                            03/14 22:00
→ fxm900202054:喔 不說到我的重點了..我沒有眉毛...                 03/14 22:08
推 Cytic:好像小姑娘~XD                                             03/14 22:11
推 NOWISFUTURE:XD真的很像女生~好像新版身分證範本的女生照片歐       03/14 22:24
推 NOWISFUTUREhttp://0rz.tw/tdhdo  XD這是你姐嗎?                 03/14 22:27
推 gn02046578:yooooooooooo!!!   同為航海推                         03/14 22:30
推 JHNJHNJHN:先為原PO屁屁默哀~                                     03/14 22:43
推 jerry83919:等到老張好不容易侵入你房間時,大喊:YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO  03/14 22:49
推 hyelim:好粉嫩!!!!                                               03/14 22:55
推 ojamajo1219:可以開發新屬性...?                                  03/14 22:57
推 ygopany:不得了喔原PO                                            03/14 23:06
推 girltina:女生確認..XDD                                          03/14 23:18
推 ibi1992:像T                                                     03/14 23:23
推 sunangel0928:照片在鬧后XDD 本人很帥!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!             03/14 23:30
                樓上正妹!!
推 e703358:     照片在鬧后XDD 本人很怪?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!             03/14 23:31
                樓上是蔬菜!!
推 SaraScofield:真的超像小姑娘的XDD                                03/14 23:31
→ fxm900202054:樓樓上是正妹唷                                     03/14 23:31
→ fxm900202054:俺不是小姑娘 俺是男的                              03/14 23:32
※ 編輯: fxm900202054    來自: 111.254.0.108        (03/14 23:38)
※ 編輯: fxm900202054    來自: 111.254.0.108        (03/14 23:38)
推 nineuniverse:我認真建議誠徵男友比較快(被原PO拍飛)               03/15 00:03
推 topcoach:樓上GJ 也就是說 航海戀曲嗎>\\\< 糟糕 腐味跑出來了      03/15 00:05
推 tzyi1989:女的@@                                                 03/15 00:37
推 kanzmia:我突然聯想到  安平追想曲.....                           03/15 01:25
推 solitarymoon:嗯 真的有像 還蠻秀氣的啊~呵:)                      03/15 01:30
推 deepsea97:明明就是小姑娘XDDDD                                   03/15 02:02
推 LatteXS:女的XDDD                                                03/15 03:53
推 teslare:老張是在暗示你嗎 XD                                     03/15 03:59
推 mikechan:   為什麼SEX是M? 女生不是應該是F嗎?                    03/15 04:13
推 STARSTAR:不錯漂亮的小姑娘                                       03/15 06:01
推 jemmy0219:說真的 很像女的耶~                                    03/15 09:43
推 e60923:同校推一下了                                             03/15 11:29
推 icyling:好漂亮真的XDDDD                                         03/15 11:59
推 polartity:好像小姑娘似的                                        03/15 15:14
推 yihchyi:還要拿椅子抵著門才會安全啦哈哈哈                        03/15 17:41
推 isaza:你有沒有覺得老張最近對你特別好?                           03/15 17:57
推 tea4c:... 鎖門要硬來也是沒用的 (拍拍                            03/15 18:21
推 meatballlu:...XDD真的有點像欸 好秀氣                            03/15 19:13
推 XF:真的是女生啊 換張照片來說服我們 你是男生吧                   03/15 19:15
推 Ishetar:原po好正好正好正                                        03/15 20:34
推 TakeF:好像小姑娘似的XD 放上近照可能才會讓人相信原po的性別XD     03/15 20:40
推 mnbv0416:推 carto:鎖門沒用的話....記得要他們付錢啊              03/15 20:42
→ dinokenfans:原po是貨真價實的 女扮男裝~ 歡迎大家丟他水球(誤      03/15 21:10
推 fishox:小姐給虧嗎XD   原PO好正                                  03/15 22:01
推 tomoyo09:還蠻像女生的                                           03/15 23:54
推 uonfon:很像女生XDDDDDDDDDD                                      03/16 00:22
推 b85040312:超像t                                                 03/16 00:35
推 weer87936:老實說真的有點像=口=                                  03/16 03:55
推 smalwhite:蠻像曾雅妮的耶                                        03/16 10:06
推 Sylar:是小姑娘無誤                                              03/16 11:58
推 wasabi200410:南海小姑娘                                         03/16 16:25
推 EgyptCaptain:好像小姑娘似的!!                                   03/16 20:31
推 dinosonicgo:照片...不是女的!???                                 03/16 22:15
推 sromys:原來這才是你下船的原因(笑翻)                             03/17 00:27
推 ashley1205:@[email protected] 是女生吧!!!!                                 03/17 12:53
推 rufechen:像T +1                                                 03/17 13:16
推 rmjs911:女生吧~~~~~                                             03/17 16:50
推 killnasa:根本就女的[email protected]@                                       03/17 19:18
推 eternaldark:真的很像啊!!!                                       03/17 23:06
推 SDrunk:危險...                                                  03/17 23:34
推 luke7459:推 carto:鎖門沒用的話....記得要他們付錢啊              03/18 17:51
推 searea123:推 carto:鎖門沒用的話....記得要他們付錢啊             03/18 19:05
推 jimmyhero:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                       03/19 12:32
推 parvaty:小姑娘+1 XDDDDD                                         03/19 15:42
推 Sunny98:XD                                                      03/19 18:27
推 neptune0299:原PO正妹啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  03/19 18:43
推 bitchocolate:小姑娘...............                              03/20 03:32
推 ohmygodha:超像XDD                                               03/21 11:20
推 yoyoca:好正喔@@                                                 03/22 01:15

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