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[無言] 媽!你幹嘛吃我的醋..

 作者  halufiBLUE (藍色不一定憂鬱)                          看板  StupidClown 
 標題  [無言] 媽!你幹嘛吃我的醋..                                             
 時間  Thu Mar 10 20:43:10 2011                                               


小時候我就一直覺得我爸比較疼我

雖然他機車起來還是很機車

但我總是覺得把拔跟我是一國的  馬麻跟哥哥是一國的


還是幼稚園的時候就經常巴著爸爸不放

甚至到了小學四年級了

我都會在我爸下班回家的時候飛撲上去抓緊緊像隻無尾熊一樣糾纏著我的由加利樹



我媽那時候就經常臭著一張臉

看著我爸一到家就 「寶貝女兒今天乖不乖」 「作業寫了沒」

然後正眼都沒瞧過我媽一眼

因此我跟我媽經常上演爭奪戰

我:「他是我把拔耶!!!!ˋˊ」  媽:「他是我老公耶!!!!!!!!!!!ˋ皿ˊ」



後來長大了就比較少發生這種事情

不過

原PO的生日跟西洋情人節只差兩天

我爸沒有送禮物的習慣  可是在某年情人節我還小不懂事

跟我爸問說「0ˇ0人家情人節也會收到男生的巧克力嗎??」

於是在那之後的每年情人節前後

我爸都會去買一盒金莎給我

原PO不是太愛吃甜食  可是我就是非常 非常 非常愛吃金莎


不過我爸送我巧克力通常也很低調

就回家把東西放在我書桌上  然後也不講話

所以我媽一直不知道我爸送了我好多年巧克力



今年剛好我爸公司一直需要加班

我長大了  也不常在家裡過生日   出去跟朋友慶祝完之後就也忘了

前幾天回家後跟我媽一起看電視

我爸加班回來  拿著一盒金莎遞給我說雖然過了兩個多禮拜  但是要補給我


我嘻皮笑臉接過說謝謝

沒發現我媽的臉色鐵青


媽:(大怒)「你幹嘛送女兒金莎!!!」

爸:「嗄..情人節就會送她巧克力阿  之前我太忙忘記了」

媽:「你是不是有毛病  不送自己的老婆 去送給別人的老婆!!!!! 」

爸:「= =你又不喜歡吃金莎!!!」

媽:「你又知道我不喜歡吃金莎!!!!!!ˋ皿ˊ」


這時候我已經在旁邊笑翻

我媽還是不肯放過我爸


媽:「昨天是我生日耶你還不是甚麼都沒送」

爸:「少騙人了你之前都過農曆生日= =甚麼時候開始跟我算國曆的!!!」

媽:「我不管啦!!!這禮拜天連家裡的狗生日都會買狗能吃的蛋糕  我哩!!!」

爸:「你想吃是不是 來來來  我去切給你吃」

媽:(更怒)「XXX(我爸的名字)!!!你王八蛋!!」


爸:「吼!!不然金莎你跟女兒一人一半嘛!!!」

媽:「我不要!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!」


爸:「那不然你想怎樣!!!」


媽:「氣死我了!!!上輩子還不夠  這輩子也要跟我搶老公!!!halufiBLUE!!



我:「哈哈哈哈哈他是我把、鼻、捏!! ^.<」





結果我這兩個禮拜都被禁止吃我媽煮的消夜。


看來我媽是真的吃醋了= =...


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