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[無言] 試手機

 作者  dilidalala (~滴哩哩~)                                看板  StupidClown 
 標題  [無言] 試手機                                                          
 時間  Fri Mar 18 22:12:01 2011                                               


原PO在賣3C用品

這天來了位26先生說要看手機

26先生:『這支手機大陸能用嗎?』

  原PO:『可以阿!!中國移動跟聯通都能使用...』

26先生:『那我試試行嗎?』

  原PO:『行阿!!』

接著就幫26先生把他手機裡的SIM卡換到他想試的手機裡

換好之後26先生就撥了第一通電話...

26先生:『媽媽!!我台灣阿~在看手機呢!!!

        雞哩瓜啦雞哩瓜拉.....雞哩瓜啦雞哩瓜拉』(講了約5分鐘掛掉)

26先生接著對我說:『還真能用呢,我再試一下』


然後26先生又撥了一通:『喂~~~我跟你說阿~~我在台灣呢....

                         之前都沒打給你,電話費實在太貴了...

                    所以我現在在用手機店的手機打給你!!哈哈哈哈哈.........

                      不然不知道要花多少電話費呢!!!哈哈哈哈哈....』

又聊了個好幾分鐘

然後  掛掉

接著取出SIM卡說:不買!

就   走了!!

嗯,26先生,你等著收帳單吧........


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不知道為什麼會被人說大陸電信沒有漫遊

這篇是杜撰的!!

可是我沒騙人阿....... = =

http://0rz.tw/5OrCQ

我特地找出來了~~~!! :)



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推 Alcor:... ...                                                   03/18 22:14
推 dream82307:426都沒腦袋?                                         03/18 22:14
推 Yuwan111:......                                                 03/18 22:15
→ liyuoh:XD                                                       03/18 22:15
推 ichliebesrda:他一定覺得自己很聰明 想到這招....                  03/18 22:16
→ MarkFung:真的不是普通的笨....                                   03/18 22:16
推 toohardtokey:果然天生就是笨版的料...                            03/18 22:19
推 opmikoto:傻~子~Y                                                03/18 22:23
推 top068:笑了                                                     03/18 22:25
推 amy70285:26先生這樣做...電話費有省嘛?  會不會太天真?          03/18 22:37
推 cheeshan:26仔表示:難道台灣電話費和內陸算法不同?               03/18 22:40
推 Archi821:怎麼寄帳單給他啊?                                     03/18 22:44
推 hsinyeh:......推 Archi821:怎麼寄帳單給他啊?                    03/18 22:46
推 Ida102:難道26先生的SIM卡是剛剛偷來的嗎= ="                      03/18 22:47
推 ktootk:26果然傻                                                 03/18 22:47
推 bsscene:      推 Archi821:怎麼寄帳單給他啊?                    03/18 22:48
推 clarecat:我實在不知道該替他難過還是要笑他 XDD 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈    03/18 22:48
推 sleepig:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈    03/18 22:50
推 Archi821:喔..是中國移動要寄                                     03/18 22:51
推 mc12355:偷雞不著蝕把米                                          03/18 22:55
推 dacegirl703:我實在不知道該替他難過還是要笑他 XDD 哈哈哈哈哈哈   03/18 22:56
→ JUSTNONE:怎麼會有人問帳單.....那你去國外 請問帳單怎麼寄給你?    03/18 22:57
推 Archi821:因為剛沒看到用自己sim卡那段                            03/18 22:59
推 gn01922658:cool                                                 03/18 23:02
推 m0630821:......他自己的SIM卡阿,有夠好笑得                      03/18 23:12
推 neyuki:果然是426XDDDDDDDDDDY                                    03/18 23:14
推 mc12355:原po:先生,請問要不要再試用看看這個型號呢?              03/18 23:16
推 jack30621:果然有笨到........                                    03/18 23:16
推 grayalien01:好傻好天真= =                                       03/18 23:17
推 axxzzz1:26真幽默                                                03/18 23:20
推 howcani:推  mc12355:原po:先生,請問要不要再試用看看這個型號呢?  03/18 23:21
推 ghyt11:多拿幾隻給他試阿!!叫他打個兩小時                         03/18 23:22
推 cmoeoo:哈哈,有好笑XDDDDD                                       03/18 23:22
推 mr0831:XDDDDDD                                                  03/18 23:24
推 ReiMiya:XDDDDDDDD                                               03/18 23:25
→ mr0831:忽然想到一個笑話...剛開放大陸探親時,有人買電視送去大陸  03/18 23:32
推 CREA:真是單純的可愛...XDDD                                      03/18 23:32
→ mr0831:然後大陸親戚很興奮的說:「快快~來看看台灣的節目有沒有比  03/18 23:33
→ mr0831:較好看~~」(完)                                           03/18 23:33
推 Archi821:如果是廈門是看得到的                                   03/18 23:34
推 fromwilda:XDD                                                   03/18 23:35
→ bignai830:笨XD                                                  03/18 23:36
→ LOVEppears:難道26的手機不是用SIM卡來收費嗎?怎麼有辦法這樣      03/18 23:44
推 a037111:XDDD                                                    03/18 23:46
→ armygame:XDDD 等他收到帳單就知道爽了                            03/18 23:46
推 yeeting:哈哈自以為聰明XDDDDDDDDDD                               03/18 23:47
推 xx790924:XDDDDD                                                 03/18 23:49
推 boy30141978:XDDDDDD                                             03/18 23:51
推 pololo61201:XD                                                  03/18 23:51
推 chuangchi:收到帳單後還會說:驚~這台灣阿!還真是他奶奶的先進~連去  03/18 23:52
→ chuangchi:手機店打個電話竟然能追到叫我付錢~厲害!厲害            03/18 23:53
→ TKHotaru:XD                                                     03/18 23:55
推 soullinker:XDDDDDDDD                                            03/18 23:56
推 voidsound:推樓上上上                                            03/18 23:58
推 ms841102:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  03/19 00:01
推 takostar:XDDDDD                                                 03/19 00:02
推 tses83:426沒頭腦的就一堆人阿 雖然也有聰明的 不過笨大過聰明      03/19 00:05
推 ooai:傻眼…                                                     03/19 00:07
推 yuanbabe:XDDDDDD 好傻好天真                                     03/19 00:08
推 yan35828:好傻好天真啊~                                          03/19 00:13
推 Kinglai:蠢 XDDDDD                                               03/19 00:20
推 loon:可惜來不及請他多試用幾款....XDD                            03/19 00:24
推 AoiSha:白痴啊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                    03/19 00:25
推 hitolin:如果他買台灣sim卡 跑去大陸就變成呆帳吧?                 03/19 00:26
推 eggimage:好可愛                                                 03/19 00:29
推 nhpoppin1:我笑了XD                                              03/19 00:30
推 ryrp:426有這種智商不意外                                        03/19 00:34
推 aabm:XD                                                         03/19 00:35
推 ToTaiwan:XDDd                                                   03/19 00:42
推 nekoprincess:就算在台灣辦SIM 用台胞證辦的 還是追的到他吧        03/19 00:44
推 qaz516:自以為聰明囧                                             03/19 00:46
推 air23314:哈!笑死人溜~                                         03/19 00:50
推 cuore5470:426不意外                                             03/19 00:55
推 Schrodingers:白X                                                03/19 01:02
→ Schrodingers:X痴                                                03/19 01:02
推 cij5:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                           03/19 01:04
推 feather7124:XDDDDDDDDDDD                                        03/19 01:05
推 eulb03:好笑 XD                                                  03/19 01:06
推 yijapan:貪小便宜卻沒聰明的腦子............                      03/19 01:06
推 beiii:XD                                                        03/19 01:07
推 ffssdb:好傻好天真的26XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                         03/19 01:09
推 no1smkimo:應該叫他在試別隻手機的才對                            03/19 01:11
推 amylilytsai:好傻好天真XD                                        03/19 01:15
推 kenshin078:wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww                                 03/19 01:18
推 oXnXo:好傻好天真XDDDD                                           03/19 01:19
推 FTICR:笨                                                        03/19 01:21
推 meril:好傻好天真XDDDDDDDDDDD                                    03/19 01:22
推 YIDAN:超笨的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 版主快來m!!!!!!!!!                  03/19 01:31
推 asdfg567:真的很天真                                             03/19 01:32
推 sinori:好傻好天真XDDDDDDDDDDD                                   03/19 01:33
推 juju1991007:傻                                                  03/19 01:35
推 confri427:我最喜歡看貪小便宜被打腫臉了                          03/19 01:36
推 gkdms734:貪小便宜 最後虧到的還是自己啊!!!笨XDDD                 03/19 01:50
推 jingyesi:白痴XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                  03/19 01:51
→ Trois1141:Hate 吧                                               03/19 01:53
推 gr1031:蠢死的426XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                    03/19 01:54
推 semaj909097:426笨死了                                           03/19 01:57
推 LatteXS:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  好白癡喔         03/19 01:59
推 amy318:有夠白癡的 = =Y                                          03/19 02:03
推 syvia1026:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                              03/19 02:05
推 kshs2224:426自以為聰明 爽!!                                     03/19 02:18
推 j2581444:他以為sim卡是幹麻的.....                               03/19 02:38
推 twelvechen:426的智商   可想而知                                 03/19 02:40
推 ienjan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  03/19 03:11
→ ienjan:他會不會到處都去試阿?? 這樣就更歡樂了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  03/19 03:12
推 holyjj:看到一半的時候 我以為最後手機會爆炸囧                    03/19 03:22
推 t52101t:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  03/19 03:39
推 RockManX8:好呆                                                  03/19 03:39
推 Laseesaw:好...好笨...                                           03/19 04:06
推 a52051vik:自以為賺到了 XDDDDD                                   03/19 04:34
推 andrenvq57:哈                                                   03/19 04:56
→ innctu:小心下個月他衝到店裡找麻煩XD                             03/19 06:47
推 loading1:哈 好笨                                                03/19 08:03
→ loading1:希望能有續集                                           03/19 08:07
推 grantlight:傻b.......                                           03/19 08:16
推 lucifax:426                                                     03/19 08:39
推 futae:自己挖洞XD                                                03/19 08:40
推 chuangchi:樓上那篇都爆了!真正笨的這篇一定要爆阿!我推            03/19 08:43
推 jack40472:426...天字都無以形容                                  03/19 08:47
推 iflost:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                          03/19 08:48
推 youre:426   XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                             03/19 09:18
推 marknm:XD                                                       03/19 09:34
推 VIOLET523:XDDDDDDDDDDD                                          03/19 10:46
推 Armuu:腦X 26= =                                                 03/19 11:07
推 antonio019:樓上各位別這樣 至少他有省到手機的電!                 03/19 11:22
推 bb0303:可憐                                                     03/19 11:24
推 u8572535:這種貪小便宜 也太可憐了吧? 科 省手機電有爽到?          03/19 11:26
推 kaara:426..                                                     03/19 11:29
推 facain:XDDD                                                     03/19 11:31
推 qrwtey:爽!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!                              03/19 11:31
推 yumanatu:XDDDDDDDDDD                                            03/19 11:32
推 kimokimocom:這是憨還是天~?                                      03/19 11:39
推 joseyen:這沒什麼,之前去看到有高中生用遠傳的展示機打電話給朋友  03/19 11:39
→ joseyen:看了真的傻眼,想想是不是我腦袋有洞..都沒想到這招        03/19 11:40
推 vi000246:轉八卦板大概也會爆                                     03/19 12:18
推 noChance:能忍住不當場笑也是厲害....                             03/19 12:20
推 shinywong: 426 不意外                                           03/19 12:21
推 memalina:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                  03/19 12:37
推 yenyan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                       03/19 12:40
推 andrew0714:幹!!!! 白痴..........                                03/19 12:43
推 smoky314:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 天真啊天真!! 絕不是蠢喔~ ^_<~   03/19 12:44
推 charliehome:白痴的死阿陸                                        03/19 12:51
推 sonatach:                          果然中國人都貪小便宜!! 爛!!  03/19 12:58
推 QuentinHu:白癡死了.....................                         03/19 12:58
推 tigerflyer:我笑了XD                                             03/19 13:05
推 sherlocklink:再讓他試用看看其它型號吧 = ="                      03/19 13:27
推 sa77119:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                     03/19 13:31
推 Refauth:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD         03/19 13:34
→ woajw:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                       03/19 13:35
推 vicmp:自以為佔到便宜= ="                                        03/19 13:35
推 gn0481914:以前來台灣的大陸人  還以為水龍頭可以直接插直接用      03/19 13:36
推 lbowlbow:樓上說的有聽老師說過,不過那是光復初期的事了…         03/19 13:43
推 a2088149:426                                                    03/19 13:49
推 storyf66014:貪小便宜 自以為很厲害 北七 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD     03/19 14:04
推 mayberuey:推chuangchi                                           03/19 14:15
推 gungunit:不破梗嗎XDDD                                           03/19 14:23
推 nychi:426太強了= =                                              03/19 14:24
推 kolakola:426北七又愛貪便宜                                      03/19 14:26
推 timmy60612:智障歐 自己的卡ㄝ                                    03/19 14:29
推 thomas6050:426不意外                                            03/19 14:30
推 zeko:白癡...收帳單準被炸了吧!!                                  03/19 14:39
推 windmaster:科科,想用台灣人免費手機打…                         03/19 14:42
推 chu8520:白吃XD                                                  03/19 15:17
推 Friederike54:智障                                               03/19 15:20
推 RUNINTO:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                    03/19 15:21
推 Surf5566:北七426~沒水準沒知識沒衛生                             03/19 15:42
推 Simakui:我的媽阿 真是超級沒水準                                 03/19 16:15
推 ca11ll0:426白痴                                                 03/19 16:27
推 qaz12453:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈(等著收帳單吧)   03/19 16:39
推 charles0203:可悲.....ˊˋ                                       03/19 16:44
推 q20136:真笨                                                     03/19 16:49
推 Ghamu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  03/19 16:57
推 babaluu:好北七XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                    03/19 17:06
推 music741069:推 Archi821:怎麼寄帳單給他啊?                      03/19 17:24
推 keepoo:哈 貪小便宜智障支那                                      03/19 17:33
推 bigwu66:太好笑了!!不得不推!!                                03/19 17:41
推 lovemeangel:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                  03/19 18:23
推 Neuer:白癡26沒水準   活該XDDDDDDDDDDD                           03/19 18:27
推 HUI66:白癡死了 等著收帳單吧 哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDD                    03/19 18:27
推 shunchao:XDD                                                    03/19 18:38
推 frankfgt:北七                                                   03/19 18:40
推 en90508:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                         03/19 18:42
推 nxdwx:推 Archi821:怎麼寄帳單給他啊?                            03/19 18:49
推 johnyy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD   03/19 19:18
推 rockman73:推 Archi821:怎麼寄帳單給他啊? 笨板還真的很笨XDDDD    03/19 19:23
推 MimI2008:真天才XDDDDD                                           03/19 19:28
推 daniel871011:推 Archi821:怎麼寄帳單給他啊?                     03/19 19:40
推 bbsrong34:這篇不推不行~~好天真!!                                03/19 20:04
推 Athelan:推 Archi821:怎麼寄帳單給他啊?                          03/19 20:04
推 Cruel2:傻子....                                                 03/19 20:18
推 hyelim:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                           03/19 20:35
※ 編輯: dilidalala      來自: 114.25.15.237        (03/19 21:12)
推 superivan:幹 蠢斃了  死26                                       03/19 21:16
推 d556610409:化學食品吃多了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                     03/19 21:25
推 rockphiler:收到帳單後會不會飛到台灣問你,為啥我這個月有         03/19 22:23
→ rockphiler:國際通話費                                           03/19 22:23
推 Yie:......                                                      03/19 22:32
推 arisisu:哈哈 白癡                                               03/19 22:46
推 yu820224:好蠢XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDY                                   03/19 22:58
推 Nessus:426 好傻好天真                                           03/19 23:03
推 yunyebo213:26先生真聰明 =   =                                   03/19 23:04
推 icyling:果然是26 =  =                                           03/20 00:04
推 t64141:就請他多打幾通= =                                        03/20 00:15
推 uncannyayu:26都一堆傻子                                         03/20 00:26
推 helen7510:26想貪小便宜反被打臉,一想到他收到帳單的臉就很爽!    03/20 00:38
推 mc12355:到時候又要說我們臺灣人騙他了吧                          03/20 00:42
推 ShizukaShih:果然是26.....                                       03/20 01:02
推 absj:26 不意外                                                  03/20 01:27
推 Chook:白痴xDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                        03/20 02:18
推 bitchocolate:笑死我了,店裡面的手機都給他打好了,哈哈哈哈       03/20 03:16
推 ee012345:我快笑死了XDDDD                                        03/20 04:01
推 wen0079:                                                        03/20 04:02
推 jason112412:下個月搞不好他拿帳單回來吵XDDDD                     03/20 06:05
推 waterpipe:好貪小便宜...的26                                     03/20 06:58
推 kuseang:跟他說店內打有優惠叫他多打幾通XDDDDD                    03/20 09:11
推 jack2302967:愛貪小便宜又自以為聰明 慢走不送                     03/20 10:44
→ maplemap:也許他真的有省到 至少他不用多花錢買漫遊手機就能打電話  03/20 11:02
推 pugarine:這就叫偷雞不著蝕把米                                   03/20 12:19
推 Amirose:不愧是只知搶鹽的26,好期待他收到帳單那一刻的表情XDDDDD  03/20 13:22
推 zoidsx:好天真 好蠢阿!                                           03/20 14:24
推 goldshower:XD                                                   03/20 14:33
推 yubaobao:他應該不會拿帳單回來吧  機票錢更貴吧  除非他笨到底...  03/20 15:51
推 HNO3:果然是民智未開的國家 還很容易惱羞                          03/20 16:41
推 CBHXD:突然覺得他笨得可憐                                        03/20 17:23
推 lionclp:收到帳單會哭死吧                                        03/20 17:54
推 lvea:白癡阿~XD                                                  03/20 18:14
推 s900527:yubaobao:他應該不會拿帳單回來吧  機票錢更貴吧 XDDDDDDD  03/20 20:06
推 ihatechina:這篇超好笑!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!                 03/20 20:50
推 vinita:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                         03/20 22:14
推 bear2422:我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                  03/20 23:06
推 tony77925:426                                                   03/21 01:11
推 hank11235813:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  03/21 04:03
推 FATDUDU:好智障                                                  03/21 09:10
推 inponda:好爽喔 貪小便宜的死好!                                  03/21 09:26
推 minilemon:活該                                                  03/21 10:21
推 irenenige:不知道腦袋再想什麼 真的是好傻好天真                   03/21 11:18
推 hateandwar:腦子有洞對吧?!                                       03/21 13:42
推 mabye:有笑給推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                   03/21 15:31
推 Ishetar:收啥帳單啊 大陸的手機是先充值再扣錢的 最多就是他回去    03/21 18:09
→ Ishetar:發現他怎麼卡理一下少這麼多錢                            03/21 18:09
推 kimuranene:白癡 XDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                  03/21 21:38
→ tenmoom:樓樓上  還不是一樣...                                   03/21 21:56
推 abckitty:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈                                         03/22 00:23
推 freesaviour:不愧是26                                            03/22 12:49
推 goodboy98:再次證明426都沒腦袋 被歷史吞噬成這樣                  03/22 16:07
推 sooyin:好好笑XDDD                                               03/22 16:44

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