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[無言] 麥克風記得關(微西斯 慎入)

 作者  prettybeauty (滾滾)                                  看板  StupidClown 
 標題  [無言] 麥克風記得關(微西斯 慎入)                                       
 時間  Tue Mar 15 21:36:04 2011                                               

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原PO是個認真讀書勤奮向學的乖寶寶大學生

所以今天早上十點也是有乖乖爬起來上十點十分的課⊙ˇ⊙  ))這樣來的及嗎!?

哈哈v( ̄︶ ̄)y

其實這堂是遠距教學課程啦

所以我就算十點十分才爬起來

也是來的及上課

反正只要花個幾秒鐘

電腦點個幾下就可以開始上課了~~~~很棒吧XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

這種遠距教學課程需要先安裝一種軟體

然後要上課時再開啟那個軟體就可以進入教室

這個軟體有很多功能

EX 線上黑板.共同網頁瀏覽.還有分享檔案的平台.視訊會議.麥克風會議...........

還有線上討論區,同學們可以透過打字來跟老師做交流(也可互相聊天~不過老師會看到)

就有點像..................msn或即時通的功能>////////////<

以上介紹是為了讓不知道遠距教學課程是蝦米的鄉民們瞭解一下情況

這樣子在閱讀接下來要講的故事

才不會聽龍無~~~~~~~~~~~  我真貼心耶啾咪^.<

看完了這一大堆的廢話之後

我們終於,終於可以進入到正題囉!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

===============以上為有助於(ㄆㄧㄢˋ)瞭(ㄆㄧ)解(ㄅ一ˋ)的前提==============


通常上課的時候

我們會先把視訊關掉~或者把鏡頭轉開~反正不要對到自己臉就好~

因為這系統有一個危險的地方

也就是會自動播送你的視訊畫面

所以我們在進入課程前~會先把視訊拔掉

當然如果是內鍵視訊的話

在登入進去的那瞬間最好戴個面具先

不然就是拿張紙遮一下~~~~

不然還沒洗臉、還沒刷牙、還沒梳頭髮的狂野模樣就會深深映入同學們的眼簾裡唷XD!!!!

不過這不是本篇重點啦 Skip   XD!!!

雖然在正咩發現素顏的樣子曝光的時候 所做出的驚人舉動有點笨XD~~~~~~~~~

不過有空再說吧!!!!





除了拔視訊

我們還會把麥克風關掉

不然老師講話的時候

會產生無限迴音

例如: 各位同學 ))各各位位同同學學 )))各各各位位位同同同學學學

))))各各各各位位位位同同同同學學學學 )))))各各各各各位位位位位同同同同同學學學

學學 ))))))各各各各各各位位位位位位同同同同同同同學學學學學學

(眾鄉民:好啦我們懂了!!!!你可以不用再各位同學了∞)


摁,所以我們會把麥克風關掉XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD








BUT

BBUUTT

BBBUUUTTT

BBBBUUUUTTTT

BBBBBUUUUUTTTTT

...................

........................

................................

(是不是有鄉民忘記關麥克風阿!?)





BUT~

今天老師在撥放音樂給我們欣賞~陶冶我們心靈的時候

有件非常驚奇的事情發生了~





我們在音樂旋律比較輕柔小聲的時候

好像彷彿隱約聽到了一個微微嬌喘聲



討論區:
┌────────────────────────────────────┐
│李xx:這首好好聽                                                         │
│黃xx:真的~~~~~好享受!!!!!!                                              │
│林xx:我怎麼好像有聽到嬌喘聲= = ?                                        │
│謝xx:我也有聽到!!!                                                      │
│李xx:?????????????                                                      │
│王xx:.......我也聽到了................                                  │
│鄭xx:該不會有人在.......................................................│
│林xx:太扯了吧!!!!!!                                                     │
│李xx:誰阿?????????????????????                                          │
└────────────────────────────────────┘



正當大家開始熱烈討論的時候

這嬌喘聲竟也隨著我們的情緒高昂起來~變的急促

從原來的

恩......恩......恩.......恩......恩......恩......恩......恩.......恩......恩

逐漸變成了

阿...阿...阿...阿...阿...阿...阿...阿...阿...阿...阿...阿...阿...阿...阿...

最後又變成

哦..哦..哦..恩..哦..哦..恩..哦..哦..恩..哦..哦..恩..哦..哦..恩..恩..哦..

正當我們覺得手足無措,對這荒誕的偶發事件感到無比訝異時~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

喇叭突然強力放送一句

Ki mo chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii(超強抖音)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
















聽起來還真夠ki mo chi的= =............


以為這樣就沒了嗎????

金昔!!!!金昔!!!!金昔!!!!金昔!!!!金昔!!!!金昔!!!!金昔!!!!金昔!!!!金昔!!!!

如果就這樣沒了的話,那還真是爛片一部!

接下來當然少不了經典的

YoOooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo












那呻吟聲夾雜在舒伯特鱒魚鋼琴五重奏之中

不斷的從喇吧放送出來




想當然爾

此時的討論區已經爆了

老師也不得不停下音樂

然後語重心長的說

『這位同學,我們不是故意要把你揪出來,可是....你能不能尊重一下正在上課的

同學還有老師呢?? 雖然這是遠距教學課程,但不代表你可以邊看片邊上課!請你自愛』

這位同學聽到老師講這段話之後

才驚覺他的麥克風沒關

(因為他切視窗看片,所以看不到討論區的大家所打出來的字)

才急急忙忙關掉片子 (搞不好他只有關掉麥克風而已(  ̄ c ̄)y▂ξ)

但.......................

老實說他的身分早就曝光了啦...........................................

所以

各位鄉民們~

以後要______的時候

記得要關麥克風哦  ^.<











謝謝各位有耐心的看完﹨(╯▽╰)∕

下台一鞠躬\(^▽^)/


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推 MarkFung:只有幾個簡單問題:女優名、片名、編號         謝謝分享  03/15 21:39
推 silicon42:哈哈 我覺得很好笑耶~                                  03/15 21:42
推 ccuuuo:一開始不是不知道是誰?怎麼後來又知道了@[email protected]?                03/15 21:46
因為名單上看的出誰的麥克風正在傳送聲音XD
推 LiuSky:我室友也有上那堂課欸 XD                                  03/15 21:47
哈哈XD!!!!
推 rstur: 老師:這位同學把載點提供出來就原諒你..                    03/15 21:48
推 sken42:真糗XDDDD                                                03/15 21:52
推 axxzzz1:太丟臉了吧!!                                            03/15 21:53
推 shockman:是上什麼課阿?                                          03/15 21:55
欣賞音樂的課~類似音樂課!
推 shiyeh:原PO從小到大的作文分數應該都不錯吼~~   廢話多於正文...   03/15 22:00
推 magi80328:原PO學妹耶~                                           03/15 22:05
推 ld29:笨點是一ㄧ                                                 03/15 22:10
推 pong530:有笑有推~                                               03/15 22:14
推 catxape:超窘的 ~~ 好酷的課程喔 我都沒上過遠距離課程             03/15 22:15
推 yes010916:這堂課上完也會有學分嗎?好棒喔!!那位同學好重口味       03/15 22:20
→ yes010916:不是才一大早嗎XDD                                     03/15 22:20
會!會有學分!算在通識學分內~           摁阿.......需求真大= =
推 commom:似乎有修過這堂  不過當時是在共教一樓大教室上課           03/15 22:22
推 panqqzhu:XDDDDDDDDDD好糗                                        03/15 22:26
推 nightrainbow:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD           03/15 22:30
推 mc12355:教授:同學,下一堂才是淫樂欣賞喔~啾咪                    03/15 22:32
推 F101:XDDDDDDD                                                   03/15 22:35
推 guava664251:害我想到那個包青天跟回音的影片((合掌                03/15 22:36
推 qqqqq87102:我跟原PO上同一堂課XD   聽到那個很傻眼                03/15 22:36
我好像無意間揪出了學長姐還有同學們耶哈哈XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
推 qqqqq87102:XD  同學你好你好(握手                                03/15 22:39
推 t103lkk:Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo          03/15 22:43
推 jerry79829:那位同學應該是想讓大家聽聽"舒勃特"吧...              03/15 22:44
推 jamesvc15:天籟阿......                                          03/15 22:46
推 johnlin91127:yooooooooooooooooo~                                03/15 22:48
推 s1001234:咚咚顆顆...今天大家都在說這件事XD                      03/15 22:52
推 freely10469:XDDDD                                               03/15 22:59
→ a22650619:JoinNet?                                              03/15 23:04
推 aphrodite98:這種課好特別喔...是日間大學部嗎??  哪間學校啊?      03/15 23:06
推 asadman1523:yoooooooooooooooooooo~                              03/15 23:06
推 Rabbiy:ㄏㄏ                                                     03/15 23:07
推 angel5280:一大早也太HI了喔                                      03/15 23:10
推 karl0417:同校推  這讓我之後也想修那堂課  顆顆                   03/15 23:13
推 kenshin078:天啊我大笑wwwwww                                     03/15 23:15
推 opmikoto:yoooooooooooooooooooooooooo                            03/15 23:17
推 sprpcp:Ki mo chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii(超強抖音)~~~~ 也太好笑了XD   03/15 23:19
推 charles0203:老師  聽到  褲擋都                                  03/15 23:21
推 oyxw:感覺好好玩的課喔~~~                                        03/15 23:21
推 blizzard88:123大學                                              03/15 23:33
推 kevin68x:交響樂漫遊...? 同校推XD                                03/15 23:38
這堂課已經夠熱門了XD 看來..........以後人氣會更爆炸哦XDDDDDD
→ m06:母校推                                                      03/15 23:47
→ m06:Yoooo是代表他看的片子...@@?                               03/15 23:48
推 fel801:好歡樂XDDD                                               03/15 23:50
推 stuck5:好好笑阿XDDDD                                            03/15 23:51
推 eighty80:本文價值   735  P                                      03/15 23:53
推 leohh:好棒的修課方式喔XD                                        03/15 23:56
推 k920187:我還以為是現場直況轉播 原來是看片子阿~                  03/15 23:57
推 HJC6666:那同學一大早就這麼有精神XDDDD                           03/15 23:59
搞不好他早上就是靠這個提神的(大笑)
推 KID0924:剛起床就這樣好嗎= =......                               03/16 00:05
推 whobirdsit:同學推XD                                             03/16 00:10
→ whobirdsit:一早就這麼精力充沛                                   03/16 00:12
推 gm852456:xddddddddd                                             03/16 00:15
推 caper1491:哈哈哈....我笑了                                      03/16 00:19
推 jsk316619:他以後還會去上課嗎= =?                                03/16 00:20
推 eggwashappy:我也沒上過遠距教學耶!!                              03/16 00:21
推 gunny2205:哈哈哈                                                03/16 00:24
推 kidsons:糗斃了XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!                                   03/16 00:25
推 nsd159753:喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔            03/16 00:37
推 metra:廢文多於正文+1 你很缺P幣嗎= =                            03/16 00:45
基本上p幣也不能幹嘛^^~順其自然的話多了一些:) 而且少了那廢文~能看懂得有幾人?
推 teddy4206:哦哦哦哦哦哦~~                                        03/16 00:46
※ 編輯: prettybeauty    來自: 140.123.239.147      (03/16 00:49)
推 h49072002:亞阿達~~~~衣估~~~~亞咩爹~~~~                          03/16 00:54
推 j90206:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                  03/16 01:21
推 zufain:joinnet?                                                 03/16 01:39
推 lanevo9:哈哈                                                    03/16 02:02
推 vul3ejp3:為什麼原PO跟我一樣名字!!!!!                            03/16 02:02
推 Kinglai:推一個XDDDDDD                                           03/16 02:03
推 ilove7852:我整個一直笑一直笑,天啊!!!!!!!!!                     03/16 02:36
推 ym921517:推123 哈哈哈哈                                         03/16 02:49
推 tonypfc:我有推啊 問這個幹嘛?                                    03/16 03:33
推 weer87936:發生在我身上一定會崩潰XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD           03/16 03:43
推 ThuLonnie:還蠻好笑的啊 前文部分  正文感覺就糗而已@@             03/16 05:47
推 nineuniverse:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好慘                          03/16 08:15
推 wimax802:為什麼是yoooooooooooooo 他在看啥 哪一種謎片?          03/16 08:55
推 light96946:既然這樣我只好推了                                   03/16 09:13
推 ya410187:翼骨龍                                                 03/16 09:14
推 liyuoh:推!!~~XDDD                                               03/16 09:25
推 AYS:同校推XDDDD                                                 03/16 09:28
推 sujaya:同校不得不推一下XDD                                      03/16 09:41
推 Viare:有笑有推!!!                                               03/16 09:45
推 Bluedaysun:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                     03/16 09:50
→ sad2:老師:下堂課請這位同學分享影片~                             03/16 10:22
推 lovekangin:同校推   可惡   我卡必修  我也想看現場直播~~~~       03/16 10:30
推 andyboji:有笑有推XDDDD                                          03/16 10:38
推 lovesachi999:好酷的上課方式  如果有就不會延畢了= ="             03/16 10:52
推 idlypanda:XDDD                                                  03/16 11:26
推 ethanol:同學好囧XDXDD                                           03/16 11:44
推 QQjump:哈哈 好好笑喔 !                                          03/16 12:05
推 twelvechen:剛起床會翹很高 有時候會很想要 所以你同學應該也是吧   03/16 12:07
推 denny415b:同校推~沒想到遠距教學那麼好玩~下學期來選選看^^        03/16 12:18
推 junki0920:也太好笑了XDDDDD                                      03/16 12:24
推 rainover:我跟你修堂一課....可是我沒聽到最後那句???XD            03/16 12:32
推 ingym:正咩發現素顏的樣子曝光的時候 所做出的驚人舉動的圖呢?      03/16 13:12
推 jonathan0130:真是酷斃了!!!一早就看 還是上課的時候 真有情調~_~"  03/16 13:34
推 hance7:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                           03/16 13:58
推 Benjamin901:正咩發現素顏的樣子曝光的時候 所做出的驚人舉動的圖?  03/16 14:01
推 five5six6:正咩勒!                                               03/16 14:01
推 babaluu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                    03/16 14:20
推 ja724pop:不錯笑唷^^"  看到簽名檔我有驚到...                     03/16 14:55
推 love96321:有笑有推XD                                            03/16 15:01
推 inelson:正妹素顏的圖勒?!?!?!?!?!                      03/16 15:04
推 ce0716:利物浦球迷推一個。                                       03/16 15:17
推 mingkwan:YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO  03/16 15:22
推 gentle1203:肉片女主角表示:                                     03/16 15:28
推 chu630:所以那位同學的名字到底是...?                             03/16 15:47
這個不能亂說~搞不好會被告妨害名譽窩> <~~~~
推 hateandwar:正咩素顏照呢?                                        03/16 16:12
推 avrilrock:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd                                 03/16 16:23
推 amberkola:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈  太好笑                              03/16 16:27
推 towan:好家在~不是二重奏XD                                       03/16 16:31
推 p78533578:錄音檔咧!?                                          03/16 16:31
推 yotoshi:話說我也有網路課輔,你是誰阿~~                          03/16 16:36
推 f18735452:我快笑死了                                            03/16 16:47
推 cussam:真誇張耶                                                 03/16 17:24
推 MST06:不要逼我...                                               03/16 18:02
→ MST06:我什麼時候變得這麼紅了? ((自以為                          03/16 18:04
※ 編輯: prettybeauty    來自: 140.123.239.147      (03/16 18:22)
推 ggaabbcc:西斯點呢?!!! 沒有西斯典阿                              03/16 18:42
推 Yie:......                                                      03/16 18:48
推 woop0819:我看到回音第6次的同多出一個@@                          03/16 18:54
推 trustmyself:超誇張的                                            03/16 18:58
推 nadekowang:同校還同班同學給她推一下 不過太爆笑啦                03/16 19:26
推 exelop:大推                                                     03/16 20:07
推 henryrita:kiiiiiiiiimooooooooooooooochiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii  03/16 20:22
推 hosimilk:YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO              03/16 20:47
推 dunhill978:======先承認你就是那位看片同學吧===================  03/16 22:08
推 storyn67957:同校推一個XDDD                                      03/16 22:14
→ tigerflyer:....................內文泰繁冗 不好笑                03/16 22:18
→ Alseif:到底是哪個Alseif在打壞我的名聲                           03/16 22:58
推 cashko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                        03/16 23:29
推 kidboy619:推                                                    03/16 23:31
推 ygopany:有笑有推很妙                                            03/16 23:41
推 ben91lin:小飛虎-_-                                              03/16 23:45
推 vi000246:番號咧                                                 03/17 01:14
推 gr1031:XDDD                                                     03/17 01:15
推 heardfish:我也有修過   同校推一個XDDDD                          03/17 01:35
推 zzsh4350857:有笑有推 順便問一下 這篇值多少P幣= =                03/17 07:05
推 colin6517:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                    03/17 07:56
推 hello75310:樓樓上 按q就知道了                                   03/17 10:39
→ hello75310:Q才對                                                03/17 10:39
推 MEDK:爆笑 遇過相似案例                                          03/17 12:07
推 elevencute:XDD                                                  03/17 12:31
推 amy70285:太好笑了........XD                                     03/17 12:57
推 irocks:有好笑                                                   03/17 16:19
推 lsgkkll:後面沒怎麼笑,前面無限循環則完全打到我笑點XDDDDD  03/17 17:22
推 abidemow:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 實在好笑!                           03/17 17:23
推 moon780215:我居然將錯看成金昔兩個字 還不懂什麼意思...           03/17 18:25
推 Trois1141:超好笑                                                03/17 21:31
推 joseph873:                                                      03/17 23:26
推 NaZiTiGer:真是好聽的音樂~...                                    03/18 15:50
推 ccc101419:同系學妹推XD!                                         03/18 18:15
推 okok4127:隔壁班同學來推一下XD我們還一度懷疑是系上的同學!       03/18 19:13
推 troyturtle:同校推XDDDD                                          03/18 19:15
推 Sidloveyou:太強了一定要來朝聖                                   03/18 19:22
推 twsh1990:XDD                                                    03/18 19:22
推 may78422001:同校推~~~~~~~~~                                     03/18 20:25
推 emotion99:同校推XDDDD                                           03/18 21:24
推 goldnun:我推文了 XD                                             03/18 22:44
推 nhpoppin1:XDDDDD                                                03/19 00:35
推 cjoe:推                                                         03/19 10:06
推 sniperkai:同校推XD                                              03/19 11:57
推 yowming:這時候就要有雙螢幕了                                    03/19 13:32
推 whitecloudc:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                   03/19 13:57
推 jimmyes1:推 735p幣  代表打很久。                                03/19 14:09
推 bright01:同校推XDDD                                             03/19 16:20
推 weitheking:同校推                                               03/19 16:30
推 frank77823:同校推XDDDDDDD                                       03/19 17:16
推 neptune0299:正咩勒??                                            03/19 18:42
推 heavenapple:有笨有推 XD                                         03/19 22:44
推 seclusive:同校推!!!! XD                                         03/19 23:12
推 tananadishow:科科                                               03/20 09:59
推 magichd12:不得不推...                                           03/20 10:37
推 camgogo:同校推XDDD                                              03/20 23:25
推 a23031631:同校推                                                03/21 20:07
推 jor72005:同校推                                                 03/21 20:57
推 loveonly1992:這太厲害了...說不定是真人上演@"@                   03/22 14:03
推 Jackalxx:同校推                                                 03/22 19:10
推 fotumbra:你確定是看片,不是真人上演嗎?                           03/22 19:21

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