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[問卦] 不用當兵的八卦 ???

 作者  TakeDoll ( )                                           看板  Gossiping 
 標題  [問卦] 不用當兵的八卦 ???                                              
 時間  Wed Mar 23 12:45:05 2011                                               

有些人看起來很健康,為何不用當兵阿 ???


1.連勝文  身高191cm (另說194cm or 192cm)

          不過很確定光腳沒有195cm

          高中是HBL再興中學校隊中鋒,算是曾文鼎、吳岱豪的大學長

          為何不用當兵阿 ?


2.蔣友柏  身高185cm,看過本人,其實很大一隻

          一看就知道平常有在重訓

          為何不用當兵阿 ?


3.羅志祥  180cm 亞洲舞王,你看他跳那個精舞門

          不用當兵有點太扯 (......)


4.周杰倫  172cm 我記得是 僵直性脊椎炎

          那個脊椎關節會鈣化也!!!!   最後不能彎腰  脊椎連成一根不能彎的柱子

          又稱竹竿病

          可是不用當可以跳舞?  刺(志)陵?  功夫灌籃?  當青蜂俠??

          這??????


有沒有不用當兵的八卦

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