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 作者  maydayctbb (XUAN)                                    看板  StupidClown 
 標題  [無言] 上舖                                                            
 時間  Mon Mar 21 21:02:53 2011                                               

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好的。

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話說



強者我室友 睡我上舖


因為
生活作息和我們寢室其他人較不一樣
(半夜會玩電腦到很晚)

他很怕開台燈會打擾到大家睡眠



所以在我床底下牽線到他上舖

並用衣架固定他的電腦在半空中
       
       /
       \\  ︵
   /\    \( )_
  /  \_____(  )

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|                |
| 他就可以在上舖        |
| 躺著打。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。電腦
|                |
|  /\       ︵    |
| /  \_____( )<我 |
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不會影響到我們睡眠

http://ppt.cc/gwOf

http://ppt.cc/omWb

http://ppt.cc/Hl_g

http://ppt.cc/kW4N





請各位鄉民 告訴我半夜到底可以打什麼?
我有點怕過幾天 處於下舖的我發現鐘乳石。。。







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空虛的肉體 漂泊的靈魂

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※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc)
◆ From: 61.227.161.194
推 icesteep:真是用心良苦                                           03/21 21:05
推 Ruruto49:WOW  我看到的是這樣                                    03/21 21:07
推 Hateson:好屌                                                    03/21 21:07
推 mincolin:為什麼要綁架NB!?                                       03/21 21:10
推 ideasky:  /\ ◎     ︵                             03/21 21:13
→ ideasky: /  \//___( )<你                          03/21 21:14
→ ideasky:斷了=口=                                              03/21 21:14
→ colies:樓上 XDDDDD                                              03/21 21:16
推 nsrjchi:樓樓上是頭沒對準嗎                                      03/21 21:20
→ kyoto31205:樓樓樓上斷了                                         03/21 21:24
→ maydayctbb:那應該不會是溜溜球齁@@                             03/21 21:25
→ nsrjchi:坐在樓主對面才發現電源線掛得如此精緻.....               03/21 21:28
推 bob8166:可以參加發明獎咯                                        03/21 21:35
推 kyuboa:我倒覺得上鋪室友挺聰明的啊XDD                            03/21 21:44
推 XDglory:太強大了吧...機械系的吼XD                               03/21 21:48
→ maydayctbb:基本上來說是昆蟲系加上運動管理系                     03/21 21:49
推 yingsiou:這樣玩電腦不累嗎?                                      03/21 21:49
→ icesteep:突然想到他在床上會吵到下舖ㄝ                           03/21 21:49
推 wangpohsiang:不是基本上吧 就事實啊XD                           03/21 21:51
推 mc12355:空虛的肉體==>原po...你室友冷落你了嗎?                   03/21 21:52
推 nevermind543:每天都地震                                         03/21 21:53

強者我室友 的室友(那是啥?)

還是我室友



爆卦 新發明


上舖仔上次跟他要了個小紙箱

http://ppt.cc/vOzC

丹丹看這樣是不知道要做什麼



主要是這樣
http://ppt.cc/gD4e

http://ppt.cc/Rbi0

http://ppt.cc/1QFA

冬天半夜玩電腦超保暖




我剛剛才知道 快笑翻了XDDDDDDDD

聽說我們整寢明天要考必殺科目...
※ 編輯: maydayctbb      來自: 61.227.161.194       (03/21 21:59)
→ yuan860721:那好屌!!!!!!!!!!!!                                   03/21 21:56
推 deniz:設計精緻一點可以去申請專利                                03/21 21:56
→ yuan860721:[合購] 超強躺床打NB組(不含NB) 現正熱賣               03/21 21:57
推 hacoolman:應該在看片吧                                          03/21 21:59
推 g6318ian:那筆電看起來好像是學校發的,原PO南華的嗎               03/21 22:01
→ maydayctbb:合購啥小@@ 也不過就是床墊加兩條鞋帶兩隻衣架= =       03/21 22:02
推 rave760422:生活智慧王阿 XDDD                                    03/21 22:03


痾...

既然有鄉民封他生活智慧王了

只好PO一下先前作品



話說升年級換寢室時
撿到了之前學長壞掉的檯燈

http://ppt.cc/fe44

http://ppt.cc/;I5r


然後

http://ppt.cc/c3UB

http://ppt.cc/WUke

開關的地方有點精緻~

http://ppt.cc/lFlm


請問封號可以借我用嗎?

我可以叫他上舖智慧王嗎?

拜託
※ 編輯: maydayctbb      來自: 61.227.161.194       (03/21 22:13)
推 F7:靠北....超白爛XD                                             03/21 22:07
推 cybeth:XDDDD 好強啊~~                                           03/21 22:08
→ XESET:最近這幾天晚上可能會有地震 原PO小心!!                     03/21 22:08
推 nsrjchi:版哥  強者我室友是此版忠實觀眾  在笨版受洗長大的        03/21 22:09
推 Murasaki0110:這樣很晃吧..除了看片是能打什麼..                   03/21 22:09
推 Kscking:XDDDDDDDDDDD                                            03/21 22:10
推 toohardtokey:手好痠.......                                      03/21 22:11
推 kennyru04wj4:而且這樣距離眼睛也太遠了吧... 除了看影片還能幹麻   03/21 22:14
推 lily78426:真厲害  XDD                                           03/21 22:16
推 hua0207:NB上吊了... XD                                          03/21 22:17
※ 編輯: maydayctbb      來自: 61.227.161.194       (03/21 22:19)
推 asadman1523:GJ!                                                 03/21 22:19
推 shf:隔壁寢推...                                                 03/21 22:21
推 kk3000:斯巴拉希                                                 03/21 22:23
推 asara:應該只是看影片吧! 除非他把雙手也都吊起來才方便打字...    03/21 22:24
推 lovecollyi:啊哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDD                                  03/21 22:25
推 kaoru1992:強者XDDD                                              03/21 22:25
推 yetta2011:冬天玩電腦保暖手的那個很實用~我有半夜玩到手冷到發抖   03/21 22:25
推 kennyru04wj4:突然想到一個畫面 如果你的室友真的再看X片 看到一半  03/21 22:26
→ kennyru04wj4:NB掉下來.. 砸死了 那隔天頭條就有得報的了           03/21 22:26
推 eminembest:靠你上鋪是誰???????                           03/21 22:26
我只能透露他玩臉書測自己日文名字叫做 溫泉呵呵..
要是爆就PO室友圖唷 揪咪^.< ~
→ yetta2011:很需要它~~~                                           03/21 22:26
推 shaka1aka:他是鳳凰城基金會的老皮所指派來的嗎XDD                 03/21 22:27
推 trying10:有點誇張....不過很強                                   03/21 22:27
※ 編輯: maydayctbb      來自: 61.227.161.194       (03/21 22:30)
推 ssmiler:爆吧!!!                                                 03/21 22:28
推 nsrjchi:我以為kenny大要說看X片時再用那個保暖的蓋住那.....       03/21 22:29
推 viwen1012:是同學推                                              03/21 22:29
→ kennyru04wj4:XDDD                                               03/21 22:29
推 wangpohsiang:圖...                                              03/21 22:31
推 aphrodite98:太神奇了!!!!!應該是看A片吧  因為沒辦法打字啊        03/21 22:32
→ aphrodite98:而且這麼遠看  對視力滿不錯的                        03/21 22:32
推 wwwannjay:好強~謎片應該看沒多久~主要是看電視電影吧~             03/21 22:33
推 cues06:.....世界奇觀                                            03/21 22:33
推 anxiety0617:      要是爆就PO室友圖唷 揪咪^.< ~                  03/21 22:33
推 MusicShow:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                   03/21 22:34
推 eminembest:po各種不同光線下所照的室友圖!                       03/21 22:34
推 cce219:晚上看湯姆貓與傑利鼠錯了嗎!?                             03/21 22:36
推 nsrjchi:樓上智慧王!!!                                           03/21 22:36
→ icesteep:室友回了?                                              03/21 22:36
推 sigsig:爆!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!                                       03/21 22:37
推 ooai:用心良苦啊!                                               03/21 22:37
推 max241:會爆XD                                                   03/21 22:38
推 susie97:幫爆!!!!!!!!!!                                          03/21 22:38
推 shf:加油!                                                       03/21 22:39
推 nealwu:那個小紙箱有屌到!!                                     03/21 22:39
推 yi51665:朝聖!!!!!!                                              03/21 22:40
推 franky435:推爆他吧!!!!!!!!!                            03/21 22:42
推 cce219:紙箱是因為不想花錢買無聲滑鼠...                          03/21 22:42
^^^^^^^^^^^本人說明這樣
半夜無聲好體貼!
推 qaz7877892:囧                                                   03/21 22:42
※ 編輯: maydayctbb      來自: 61.227.161.194       (03/21 22:43)
推 woody31317:我要看奇人!!!                                        03/21 22:43
推 nsrjchi:樓上智慧王的高中兼大學學弟                              03/21 22:44
推 q770219:XDDDDDDDD                                               03/21 22:45
推 Amulate:好厲害阿XDDDDDDDD                                       03/21 22:48
推 jfkuo:爆!                                                       03/21 22:50
推 liyuoh:只能說上鋪出神人 太屌了!                                 03/21 22:51
推 howard0518:智慧王.....有機會上電視.....在幾個屌發明的話         03/21 22:52
推 ken842650:腦殘昆蟲系                                            03/21 22:52
推 superivan:生活智慧王!!!!!!!!!                                   03/21 22:53
推 YIDAN:太厲害了XDDDDDDDDD 好驚人的畫面!!!!                       03/21 22:54
→ start0917:ntcpe SM嗎? 好像喔                                   03/21 22:55
推 tn607720:讓他爆!!                                               03/21 22:56
→ maydayctbb:NTSPE SM&SIC 請直撥3212 10點以後不要打來因為我睡啦   03/21 22:57
推 leemt:那個壞掉的檯燈是幹麻用的?                                 03/21 22:57
那...還是檯燈
推 seashel:cce219<===這是本人嗎                                    03/21 22:57
※ 編輯: maydayctbb      來自: 61.227.161.194       (03/21 22:59)
推 tokise:也太神了吧!!!!吊NB @ @                                   03/21 22:59
推 liyuoh:XDDDDDD 同學太屌了                                       03/21 23:00
→ kennyru04wj4:cce出來面對了 XDD                                  03/21 23:00
推 windmaster:你們房間超可怕的!  那樣子絕對不是為了打電動          03/21 23:01
推 ken842650:^^酷                                                  03/21 23:01
推 guecet:                                                         03/21 23:01
推 chiao218:原po室友很體貼                                         03/21 23:01
推 susie97:cce219 →→本人?                                        03/21 23:01
推 bensonptt:太強了XDDD超用心                                      03/21 23:02
推 fantasiaa:無論身處什麼環境都要打電動                            03/21 23:03
推 a00000AIDEN:太帥了                                              03/21 23:04
推 FAlin:一定會爆!! 很有創意                                       03/21 23:04
推 Seirra:太威了推XDD                                              03/21 23:04
推 mibro:只能推太強了!!!!!!   真的是生活智慧王XD                   03/21 23:05
推 erdt:歷屆住宿生最有智慧的, 一定要爆一下呀XD                     03/21 23:05
推 chiefman:室友圖哩                                               03/21 23:05
推 hacoolman:湯姆貓與傑利鼠有好看到在半夜看嗎 XDDDD                03/21 23:06
推 jiwenho:下舖可以打微型投影,另外那個滑鼠箱可以兼作驚嚇箱用...   03/21 23:06
推 itemo22:你室友真天才                                            03/21 23:07
推 beebears:推爆                                                   03/21 23:08
推 kennyru04wj4:快爆了 加油~                                       03/21 23:08
推 ken842650:準備要po室友照嚕~人肉收索                            03/21 23:08
→ maydayctbb:下鋪投影是我要一起湯姆貓的意思嗎?                    03/21 23:08
推 tsetsejudy:推一下學弟 真屌                                      03/21 23:09
推 joea2003:         防了上鋪防不了下鋪                            03/21 23:09
噓 fred22127290:純粹不想看不是正妹圖XD                             03/21 23:09
→ nsrjchi:3分鐘前有朝聖團到此要求真人示範                         03/21 23:09
推 elsa0116:XDDDDDDD天才耶XDDDD  幫推爆!                           03/21 23:09
推 chen1i6c04:太屌了XDDD                                           03/21 23:09
推 erdt:可以請他真人示範, 然後貼在fb or 用隨身碟存給我嗎:p         03/21 23:10
抱歉 他的隨身碟應該都是滿的
推 kingbar:是東華?!                                                03/21 23:10
※ 編輯: maydayctbb      來自: 61.227.161.194       (03/21 23:11)
推 a410046:fred22127290 這裡不是表特版 不要被版標騙了              03/21 23:11
推 sufay:哈哈哈上鋪生活智慧王超酷的啊!!!XDDD                       03/21 23:11
推 nemaamen:厲害=ˇ=                                               03/21 23:11
推 kennyru04wj4:100報!                                             03/21 23:11
推 erdt:那用你的存給我好了, haha我等你XD                           03/21 23:12
推 shf:圖呢???                                                     03/21 23:12
推 ken842650:室友圖ㄋ~                                            03/21 23:12
推 oxxxo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                        03/21 23:12
→ erdt:圖(伸)                                                     03/21 23:13
推 nevermind543:圖呢??                                             03/21 23:13
推 c110116:嘉義校區                                                03/21 23:13
推 malindorothy:上鋪智慧王XDD                                      03/21 23:13
→ maydayctbb:麥亂齁 快看財管好嗎@@                      等等偷拍  03/21 23:14
→ nsrjchi:我要專心看財管了!!                            等你的圖  03/21 23:14
→ kennyru04wj4:來去睡覺~~                               拍完快傳  03/21 23:15
推 eminembest:不要鬧了                                   小蔡快po  03/21 23:18
推 monmon7:好強!!!                                                 03/21 23:18
推 ken842650:原來你叫小菜哦~                            小菜被當  03/21 23:19
推 tina800920:神!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!                             03/21 23:19
推 HMF7921:                                                        03/21 23:20
推 start0917:大三的喔                                              03/21 23:20
你們根本是惡魔= =
全部上去吧
http://ppt.cc/[email protected]     左上角
※ 編輯: maydayctbb      來自: 61.227.161.194       (03/21 23:30)
推 c110116:看不出來他是會發明這種東西的人耶                        03/21 23:22
推 reasonal:圖勒XD?                                                03/21 23:23
推 hsshkisskiss:需要做到這種地步嗎....XXXD                         03/21 23:24
推 q2651972:這好像是我們學校的宿舍~= = ~                           03/21 23:27
推 sunnymonkey:既然是學弟就推了                                    03/21 23:30
推 f228:陽光底下室友圖                                             03/21 23:31
推 erdt:別懷疑, 就是你們的宿舍haha                                 03/21 23:31
→ erdt:是戴墨鏡那個嗎(誤)                                         03/21 23:31
推 nsrjchi:是獵人  其他人逃走中...                                 03/21 23:32
推 KsykYo:超強 不推不行                                            03/21 23:33
推 tsetsejudy:是獵人啊啊啊啊!!!! 快逃                              03/21 23:34
推 deniz:原來是學弟....                                            03/21 23:36
推 cady2009:太厲害了!!!                                            03/21 23:36
推 c110116:這禮拜回去可以去觀摩一下                                03/21 23:39
推 tsetsejudy:沒錯 要去朝聖一下 學弟別偷溜回家啊 樓上 你下午一起   03/21 23:41
→ tsetsejudy:來打球應該就看的到了                                 03/21 23:42
推 kalior:笑死me                                                   03/21 23:44
推 ben0991:不推對不起自己                                          03/21 23:46
 實況轉播 強者我室友拿著搖桿上去上鋪了
※ 編輯: maydayctbb      來自: 61.227.161.194       (03/21 23:47)
→ nsrjchi:他在上鋪看笨版18053                                     03/21 23:48
推 Anxious:學弟 哪一寢啦!! 我要過去朝聖                            03/21 23:51
推 boa810407:看起來超累的啊                                        03/21 23:52
推 erdt:看起來好像是住212? 不然就打給他們班的問一下~XD             03/21 23:52
推 quietvox:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  03/21 23:53
推 Tenging:不好看可是真他X的天兵啊XDDDD                            03/21 23:53
推 ak47ilike:姓郭嗎?(誤)                                          03/21 23:57
推 juice044:強者                                                   03/21 23:58
推 abc19891203:!!!                                                 03/21 23:58
推 trtc:溫暖滑鼠那邊的第一張圖片 不覺得有一張人臉嗎?               03/22 00:00
推 tacu0503:哪裡ㄚ                                                 03/22 00:02
推 whoisME:那是運動鞋吧?                                          03/22 00:06
推 wcp59478:顆顆顆顆顆顆顆                                         03/22 00:16
推 minilemon:@@                                                    03/22 00:29
推 hans007:潮 剩                                                   03/22 00:32
推 icyling:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                              03/22 00:35
推 woozaza:太屌了!!!212要收入場門票了!                         03/22 00:37
推 alohaona:好強!!!好眼熟的寢室XDDDDDDDDD                          03/22 00:48
推 hate56:真是天才!!!!!!                                           03/22 00:54
推 pupubear626:朝聖~~                                              03/22 00:57
推 avrilrock:有需要這樣嗎.....                                     03/22 01:07
推 bensonchaung:你帥翻天                                           03/22 01:10
推 aprildsit:哈哈哈 這真的是太強大了!                             03/22 01:13
推 rtpcr:這太屌了!                                                 03/22 01:25
推 GGisme:超級強大阿!!!!!                                     03/22 01:32
推 ether497:nb貌似u100 頂多拿來看看影片 原PO保重                   03/22 01:52
→ xslay:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD             03/22 01:57
推 menque:手有這麼長????????????????????                           03/22 01:58
推 kenshin078:                                                     03/22 02:25
推 maxmismix:         推 F7:靠北....超白爛XD                       03/22 02:34
推 LatteXS:這三小拉XDDDDDD                                         03/22 03:07
推 erixchou:好室友 不推嗎?                                         03/22 03:44
推 climate0976:太神了  哈哈:))                                     03/22 06:05
推 awajireika:必須要說~這樣用筆電  小心筆電的硬碟會壞掉~~~         03/22 06:33
→ awajireika:非平面會讓硬碟的轉針容易壞!!                         03/22 06:34
推 VictorLin10:看你的示意圖,你睡覺不用枕頭嗎                      03/22 06:53
→ maydayctbb:咦!!!????筆電硬碟也用指針嗎                          03/22 07:17
推 ken842650:他會飛~所以不用枕頭                                  03/22 07:50
推 s845032000:他的外套是 樹林高中的 ?                              03/22 08:40
→ cce219:其實是三條繩子+兩支衣架+數個曬衣夾....                   03/22 08:53
推 NluvI:!!!!                                                      03/22 09:15
推 elfinso:你室友幹嘛不買筆墊床上專用桌..好蠢喔= =                 03/22 09:20
推 jack3321:推鐘乳石...                                            03/22 09:42
推 smoky314:樓樓上,他應該是不想花錢吧! (空中打字不會手痠嗎??)     03/22 10:14
推 winmine:滑鼠那個我笑了!!!                                       03/22 10:21
推 lillianangel:好強...                                            03/22 10:44
推 JUI67:cce219就是上鋪 對吧.....很有創意!!                        03/22 11:01
→ cce219:真的想打字或用滑鼠接無線的就好了...                      03/22 11:58
推 iicc15:推原PO強大的室友!!                                       03/22 12:20
推 ALKC:室友蜘蛛精                                                 03/22 13:00
推 olivia1124:滑鼠那個超屌!虧他想得出來,在我家這玩意會變貓用的   03/22 13:00
推 maikxz:這時就要推下中興男宿 擺塊木板就好                        03/22 13:04
推 BikeBm:好強喔!                                                 03/22 13:07
推 meme14:太屌了  不過網拍不是有在賣床上電腦桌嗎?還可以條角度     03/22 13:23
推 goldnun:推原Po室友強者!                                         03/22 13:52
推 tckira:這筆電根本是被SM吧 XDDD                                  03/22 14:02
推 yihungsky:有創意的人!!!                                         03/22 14:03
推 RockManX8:創意!!!                                               03/22 14:24
推 ero7728:為什麼不買個床上筆電桌就好了= ="                        03/22 14:47
推 bigwu66:幹得好!!                                              03/22 15:07
推 futae:上鋪智慧王啊!                                             03/22 16:59
推 lkw:我想神照片中間那個女生的無名                                03/22 17:27
→ lkw:右二好像也不錯                                              03/22 17:27
推 kning0926:我也上舖牽線上去打電腦耶XD                            03/22 17:42
推 MST06:不久後你就會看到石柱...                                   03/22 17:48
推 debdeb:我家的檯燈也是壞那樣XDD 要學起來                         03/22 17:52
推 nero0302:讚啦!!!!!!!這太酷了                                    03/22 17:56
推 yeeting:吊這麼高這樣手會很酸吧XDD                               03/22 20:00
推 swimsky:恐怖箱?                                                 03/22 20:02
推 amylilytsai:酷耶!!! 上舖智慧王!!!                               03/22 20:29
推 hyuchi0926:其實,我想說的是...那個天花版很脆弱的...萬一          03/22 21:38
推 ben91lin:中興?                                                  03/22 22:01
推 akanokuruma:上鋪智慧王XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                           03/22 22:37
推 cashko:XDDDDDDDDDD                                              03/22 23:36
推 icq7584:上鋪智慧王XD                                            03/23 00:05

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