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[無言] 女孩的攻擊

 作者  sean0912 (那年夏天的邂逅)                            站內  StupidClown 
 標題  [無言] 女孩的攻擊                                                      
 時間  Sun Mar 20 03:50:13 2011                                               

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原PO第一次發文,請見諒錯字及文法等等

正文開始

話說原PO是一個非常貧窮的大學生,只好犧牲課業去小7打工

小7是個人文薈萃的地方,裡面甚麼樣的人都遇的到(爬文你可以找到一堆)

就在某一天的晚班時候

通常我剛上班第一件事就是補一下櫃檯配件 ex.筷子吸管湯匙

通常我搭擋也會這時候去外面吸兩根,休息一下

補著補著,聽到叮咚聲很自然的抬頭望過去+喊歡迎光臨

這時看到一個胖胖的中年婦女帶著一個看起來剛會走路的小女孩

就我在表特多年的經驗來看

這女孩不得了啊!瞧那標緻的臉型,白皙的皮膚

完全就是以後會出現在表特的人物阿!

她們逛著逛著,小女孩慢慢與中年婦女分開,來到了茶葉蛋鍋的前面

這時我在補咖啡配件,就看到那女孩竟然伸出手墊高腳

                        把茶葉蛋鍋扯下來了

                         把茶葉蛋鍋扯下來了
 
                          把茶葉蛋鍋扯下來了


砰!瞬間發出一聲巨響,我馬上跑出櫃檯

卻發現女孩完全沒事,連一滴點湯汁都沒沾上(事後非常懷疑怎麼辦到的= =

就看她很歡樂的呀呀叫,竟然開始踩地上的蛋

                踩地上的蛋
 
                 踩地上的蛋

所有趕過來幫忙的人全都定格,看著女孩玩得不亦樂乎

中年婦女突然發出一聲大叫,把女孩抱走並塞給我1張小朋友狂說對不起,就奪門而出了

看著地上一片淒慘,聽著搭擋在門外笑到不行

我整個感覺快哭了......

隔天,店長把我叫過去罵了一頓後,賠了那個電鍋後

我被Fired了! 

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推 super0517: 簽名檔XD                                             03/20 04:02
→ XD2009:你店長在的時候我去打翻電鍋,看他會不會辭職 又不是你的錯  03/20 04:59
噓 linchw:純噓店長 建議公佈是哪家門市 讓他請不到工讀             03/20 05:02
推 MatsuoNaoki:簽名檔我笑了!!拍拍~~那個爛店長                      03/20 05:06
推 eggimage:一起來人肉看是哪個歐巴桑肇事逃逸.... 那店長也是白目    03/20 06:13
→ eggimage:公布姓名和店家位置吧                                   03/20 06:13
→ eggimage:被二樓噓掉一推 更難高調了                              03/20 06:13
推 Crestview:拍拍 不是你的錯                                       03/20 06:26
推 WBYY:雖小 店長也泰...                                           03/20 07:11
推 lithaimo:還要你賠電鍋 一個電鍋不便宜耶1張小朋友也不太夠 拍拍qq  03/20 07:35
推 wayne80619:拍拍給高調                                           03/20 09:53
推 eggimage:為啥要你賠電鍋 關你啥事 這可告了吧 監視器錄影帶調出來  03/20 10:05
推 nflallenou:簽名檔 也太悲傷了吧                                  03/20 10:11
推 i14d14:告死那店長@@!!                                           03/20 10:16
推 sherry88991:公布店長門市!!                                      03/20 10:30
推 liyuoh:拍拍                                                     03/20 10:37
→ liyuoh:還有 小女孩以後的老公要小心了...聽起來很痛               03/20 10:38
推 MASterys:天阿樓上.... 你不說我還沒想到踩蛋蛋                    03/20 10:45
推 nonac:哪家門市啊?                                              03/20 10:49
推 kyoto31205:小蘿莉踩蛋蛋的圖咧?                                 03/20 10:50
推 hyelim:超爛的店長  告他                                         03/20 10:51
推 nflallenou:店長太瞎了= =                                        03/20 10:53
推 Ida102:這好像不能做為免職的理由吧…除非小女孩是原PO派來的(誤)   03/20 11:07
推 oclis6:推。來人肉那個欠揍的那個店長吧!                         03/20 11:11
推 wawa940109:拍拍  可以公佈門市(?)                                03/20 11:14
推 ChangJimmy:幫高調  告那個爛店長讓他倒吧                         03/20 11:18
推 difish:還好小女孩沒受傷 不然原PO可能更慘                        03/20 11:21
推 holysea:法律上沒有叫你賠這條,店長要找人賠償的話只能自己看      03/20 11:26
→ holysea:監視器找出那個媽媽                                      03/20 11:26
推 yes010916:還好小女孩沒被燙到....不然原po可能會遭殃=  =          03/20 11:28
推 ga812773:推簽名檔XD                                             03/20 11:33
推 god46:(/‵Д′)/~ ╧╧                                        03/20 11:40
→ fenghoho:趕快公佈吧                                             03/20 11:45
推 Kyon02346:公布店家,不然叫他去看錄影器不是更好? 這種根本冤望人  03/20 11:46
推 t20031210:根本不是原PO的錯阿...可憐 T_T                         03/20 11:52
推 david789321:根本不是你的錯阿 那店長有問題                       03/20 11:55
推 kaara:店長太瞎了...這根本就是個意外...                          03/20 11:59
推 Majere:關你什麼事啊= = 店長過分+1                               03/20 12:01
推 kuseang:店長詳細希望A_A                                         03/20 12:05
推 i56821123:店長過分+1                                            03/20 12:07
推 xfroscar:我覺得那個母親的責任也很大, 怎麼能讓小朋友自己玩...    03/20 12:08
推 runinthesky:15年後那小女孩會不會來笨板po這件事...?              03/20 12:11
推 j04516250:樓上可能會變成先知                                    03/20 12:15
推 wedsxc:雖然沒笨點 但我還是覺得要推一下= ="                      03/20 12:16
推 jhs710041:店長勒 踹共啦                                         03/20 12:17
推 turing:你有錯、媽媽錯更大,怎麼能讓小孩玩電鍋...                03/20 12:23
推 eva577663:拍拍高調                                              03/20 12:23
→ turing:如果小女孩有被燙到,不光你、店長也要走路...              03/20 12:24
推 pinkbb:請  公  布  門  市  讓  店  長  也  走  路               03/20 12:31
→ MarkFung:服務業真的很辛苦,錢少事情多,位低責任重               03/20 12:33
噓 Refauth:一點都不笨  這文章放在八卦板才對                        03/20 12:34
推 JeNeToiLe:感覺小女孩不是第一次做這種事耶~ 母親感覺很熟練?!      03/20 12:35
推 gunny2205:店長太瞎...                                           03/20 12:37
推 wtt0331:幫高調!!!!! 建議原po公布門市 並且調出錄影帶 這種媽媽    03/20 12:42
→ wtt0331:的行為也太不可取= =                                     03/20 12:42
推 cookie1230:這篇可以轉八卦嗎?  可以的話我想轉勒!!!               03/20 12:43
推 Greed623:原po太委屈啦 為什麼你這樣要被辭 那店長處理不當吧       03/20 12:44
噓 Murasaki0110:哪來的爛店長                                       03/20 12:47
推 evita40221:站長想紅吧= =                                        03/20 12:53
推 pinkyonna:店長很過份                                            03/20 12:54
推 lovekangin:公布門市啦~~~                                        03/20 12:56
推 sarie:因為這樣被火掉也太無辜= ="                                03/20 12:59
推 zero1000:小女孩被燙到不是自己活該?關店長和原po什麼事?         03/20 13:01
推 anfor:幫高調                                                    03/20 13:02
推 DRmikeice:爛店長...搞不清楚= =                                  03/20 13:02
推 Seirra:店長搞屁= =                                              03/20 13:03
推 phoebe0707:簽名檔XD~話說..這又不是你的錯!!!!                    03/20 13:03
推 flyinmine:這也太瞎...                                           03/20 13:04
推 harryboy23:店長踹共啦~~                                         03/20 13:05
推 storyf66014:哪招 =___= 你也太衰小了吧                           03/20 13:10
推 Amirose:原po好可憐....這種店長在的門市,不能待也罷              03/20 13:13
→ b92325:振聲也是人http://tinyurl.com/4w7nuqz                     03/20 13:17
推 anfor:再推                                                      03/20 13:20
→ anfor:原po快分享一下門市了拉!!!!                                03/20 13:21
推 dnsb:是說電鍋這樣摔會壞嗎?                                     03/20 13:22
→ Cervelli:有點假...                                              03/20 13:24
→ angelmax:為啥會有張爸亂入XDD                                    03/20 13:27
推 Addidas:難怪荒廢學業會去小7打工的都是這種人                     03/20 13:28
推 hanabi731:怎麼可以這樣!!!                                       03/20 13:34
推 opmikoto:為什麼要賠電鍋?                                        03/20 13:35
推 killer922:張爸亂入的真好XDDDDDD                                 03/20 13:36
推 kennyru04wj4:張爸表示:                                         03/20 13:39
推 hmanb:這就是紅顏禍水的由來~~~~~~                                03/20 13:41
推 m1432012165:正常狀況下事不能叫店員賠償的 也不能因此開除         03/20 13:41
→ m1432012165:除非舉證出你當時有失責任或故意造成事情發生          03/20 13:42
推 tigerflyer:振聲表示:                                            03/20 13:43
推 lueis78963:店長無理                                             03/20 13:44
推 zoidsx:這店長好狠阿..                                           03/20 13:50
推 zoidsx:不過原PO當下應該也要拉住那位中年婦女 要他賠鍋 賠蛋..     03/20 13:54
推 ycc93311:幫高調,門市名稱~~                                     03/20 13:54
推 BigCat:幫高調,給門市 +1                                        03/20 13:56
噓 gak05262:我遇到這種事我就先公布門市了啦 你是唬爛的吧?           03/20 14:00
→ aggressorX:怎麼可能 你虎爛的吧 這樣就被開除                     03/20 14:06
推 mxmxm722:太委屈了啦,爛店長                                      03/20 14:14
推 kexi0711:幫高調  可以轉八卦或便利商店版嗎?                      03/20 14:16
推 sam05487:幫高調                                                 03/20 14:20
推 PanQ:幫高調                                                     03/20 14:30
推 kidjoy:店長太過分了吧                                           03/20 14:38
推 shinvi58:幫高調 原po快點爆出來 又不是你的錯                     03/20 14:38
推 hershiuh:爛店長!!                                               03/20 14:39
推 ru04ul4:不是你的錯  而且你用了雙重被動                          03/20 14:39
噓 yukina23:這怎麼可以叫店員賠,太扯了吧                           03/20 14:40
噓 nhpoppin1:純虛店長!!!                                           03/20 14:43
推 cmoeoo:拍拍~                                                    03/20 14:53
推 Rancoon:太委屈了!幫高調~                                        03/20 14:54
推 kyoto31205:讓它(文章)爆!讓它(店長)爆!                         03/20 14:54
推 StBernand:用推原PO的方式噓店長,幫高調給他爆!                   03/20 14:57
噓 ENDOUUKYO:笨點是你還真的賠了~                                   03/20 14:58
→ Rocobiceps:無良店長 嘖嘖                                        03/20 15:01
噓 ssun302231:虎爛文還是真的?                                      03/20 15:02
推 senchi:細漢踏破蛋,大漢踏破頭...By上課不要看小說                03/20 15:04
推 stephen0421:幫高調                                              03/20 15:11
推 bulb:""幹你媽的最好有100""                                      03/20 15:16
推 mo42:有笑有推                                                   03/20 15:21
推 lightpisces:幫高調                                              03/20 15:23
推 cherryclovej:幫高調                                             03/20 15:27
推 sssuuueee:羅莉踩蛋圖!  順推簽名檔XD                            03/20 15:31
推 kazaf1114:因為數學0分所以算錯啦XD                               03/20 15:31
推 eder0217:爛店長 公佈門市!!!                                     03/20 15:34
噓 HNO3:還真的賠給店長啊?                                          03/20 15:36
噓 at7323028:有可能唬爛+1                                          03/20 15:38
噓 zoter:太假了吧~ 電鍋沒那麼容易摔壞的                            03/20 15:40
→ zoter:而且小七每天一堆東西被客人偷摔壞 照這樣搞早就沒員工了     03/20 15:41
推 yuan860721:=========原PO給店名就轉八卦========================  03/20 15:46
推 smoky314:店長太爛了!! 還有媽媽很不負責任,應該幫忙清一下吧!     03/20 15:50
推 CRAZYFAN:我覺得媽媽有問題 看媽媽處理的方式 這小女孩是累犯吧     03/20 16:03
推 awaken:踩地上的蛋XDDDDD                                         03/20 16:04
→ CRAZYFAN:不確定小女孩有無受傷 不釐清責任 然後付錢就跑掉了       03/20 16:06
推 awaken:不是有監視器?                                           03/20 16:13
推 sosomido:感覺這故事是假的                                       03/20 16:24
→ LOVEppears:總覺得故事還沒完…                                   03/20 16:35
噓 sniper2824:感覺假的 最好是店長不會看監視器                      03/20 16:36
推 yetta2011:東西有時候就會莫名其妙壞掉 沒必要噓吧~只能說遇到不好  03/20 16:40
→ yetta2011:的店長                                                03/20 16:41
推 kim:簽名檔  carb2u真激動XD                                      03/20 16:52
→ Fuzishan:店長太誇張                                             03/20 17:02
推 zero003:原PO好委屈                                              03/20 17:02
→ rainspider:要火也是火你夥伴吧... 告他啊..                       03/20 17:10
推 WLR:給個門市好嗎?以後不去這間消費                              03/20 17:17
推 Purekim:拍拍 是說那洨女孩閃避有點滿嗎.. 也太強                  03/20 17:23

做個實驗回來發現快爆了,讓我有點驚訝

看著推文,我必須澄清一下

我們店長是個好人(過期品都讓我們帶回家吃,且逢節日會發禮盒那種人)

只不過他辭退我= =  理由是我工作太過懶散且有些事情都會丟三落四

現在整天很閒都不知道要找工作還是拼研究所
※ 編輯: sean0912        來自: 111.250.0.145        (03/20 17:39)
→ chasel99:你要不要查查「人文薈萃」的意思?                       03/20 17:42
→ lucky1lk:人類文化所集中表現的地方                               03/20 17:45
推 Yie:                                                            03/20 17:51
推 imaginer:拍拍 實在很無言                                        03/20 17:53
推 aphrodite98:我猜店長辭退你 是因為你怎麼會讓小女孩去拉鍋子吧...  03/20 17:56
→ aphrodite98:因為要是鍋子燙到小女孩 店長會陪不完 所以你吃河蟹    03/20 17:57
推 sp123458:誇張的店長= =                                          03/20 18:01
推 kyoto31205:拍拍…蘿莉踩蛋圖你還是沒給XDDD                       03/20 18:06

正常人那時候會拿手機出來拍嗎...

推 freshboy:重點是賠電鍋吧  還是你豪洨                             03/20 18:10

怎麼大家都覺得電鍋很貴ㄋㄟ

其實我也才賠1千出頭而已,中年婦女幫我付了1千= =

推 Beetch:科                                                       03/20 18:13
→ MST06:拍拍 小孩真不爭氣 數學至少要考1分才100阿                  03/20 18:20
※ 編輯: sean0912        來自: 111.250.0.145        (03/20 18:27)
→ mc12355:便利商店店長最會裝可憐了 殊不知自己給的薪水與工作內容   03/20 18:34
→ mc12355:之黑心 還有他如果叫你賠的話 就去勞工局申請協調          03/20 18:34
→ mc12355:最愛用人情壓力說什麼自己做錯自己賠 他也沒辦法           03/20 18:35
→ mc12355:就算公司沒有寫在規章裡面(幹 因為寫了犯法阿)             03/20 18:36
→ mc12355:不過只要你一稍微違反公司規章 ex服務態度"不積極"         03/20 18:37
推 shopaholic00:爛店長  去吃X吧                                    03/20 18:37
→ mc12355:看他會不會給你昭告天下  依法行政  謝謝指教              03/20 18:37
噓 bm061596:白癡喔~你賠電鍋幹麻                                    03/20 18:40
推 a52051vik:那小女孩好皮喔 XDDDDD  幸好她沒事 但是你好倒楣        03/20 18:56
推 gloria3136:想當初 我們店長人也很好 最後卻跑路了.....            03/20 19:01
推 hhenry666:賠電鍋幹嘛  又不是妳摔的                              03/20 19:05
推 kyoto31205:爆了,還是沒圖XD                                     03/20 19:08
→ kennyru04wj4:過期品還讓你帶回家吃  這樣叫好人=  =? 原PO你...    03/20 19:16
推 liraidai:爆                                                     03/20 19:26
推 no1smkimo:K大,照規定,過期品就一定要倒掉不能吃的                 03/20 19:28
→ mayu69:原本就該丟掉的東西讓你帶回家吃就叫好人?                  03/20 19:31
推 iceiceme:推   照規定,過期品就一定要倒掉不能吃的 公佈門市啦      03/20 19:42
推 Cytic:怎麼會讓你賠?太過分了                                     03/20 19:59
推 kobe781027:公佈門市希望+1                                       03/20 20:01
推 dogetina:蛋不用賠嗎XD                                           03/20 20:24
噓 dami21:原po敘述很糟糕!明明是工作不認真才被fire的= ="            03/20 20:29
推 u504053:我覺得搭擋比較糟糕 上班時間去抽菸反而沒事 太可惡了      03/20 20:34
→ u504053:而且很明顯是電鍋擺放位置不當不能全由你賠錢呀            03/20 20:35
推 blasteg:補爆                                                    03/20 20:40
推 takostar:那小女孩真好笑XDD 還好沒人受傷                        03/20 20:51
推 ChaselChang:過期品可以帶回去吃不是所有的門市都這樣嗎......      03/20 21:10
→ ChaselChang:不要覺得這樣是店長人好,我反而覺得他很差...         03/20 21:10
→ ChaselChang:他只是隨便找理由火掉你而已,你居然還相信他的說辭..  03/20 21:11
→ mc12355:工作不認真的定義何在? 還有資遣是要談條件的 勞基法保障   03/20 21:13
→ mc12355:的就是勞工 只是台灣的勞工意識還太薄弱了                 03/20 21:13
→ mc12355:每個都幫老闆共體時艱  老闆有幫你家共體時艱嗎?           03/20 21:14
推 linchw:這個我不能同意樓上 根據公司規定 所有過期品必須回收       03/20 21:15
→ mc12355:老闆:等你自己開店就知道 員工:等你當員工再這樣說吧       03/20 21:15
→ linchw: 也就是要用回收袋裝起來 交給物流人員帶回 不過沒人遵守..  03/20 21:15
推 HADILEN:公佈店長+1                                              03/20 21:17
推 twdonny:員工也是人http://                                       03/20 21:22
推 clivewu:樓上...XD                                               03/20 21:59
推 vinita:.......又不是你的錯...                                   03/20 22:09
推 loveping:加油啦                                                 03/20 22:18
推 icyling:店長真的很...還叫你賠真的很過分...又不是你的錯!!        03/20 22:27
→ qaz516:為什麼會有人覺得小女孩很好笑囧rz                         03/20 22:37
推 i191331:想噓那媽媽和店長  那家長真他X的好運小孩沒事 不然還得了  03/20 22:41
推 tomap41017:噓店長                                               03/20 22:53
推 poiu1234:這一定要人肉 扁她                                      03/20 22:55
推 bear2422:請公佈門市及店長                                       03/20 23:03
推 fadein:為什麼叫你賠~公布店長!!                                  03/20 23:44
推 RETURNS319:推簽名檔....            店長太可惡了                 03/20 23:46
推 bbsrong34:真無辜~還要賠電鍋…                                   03/21 01:00
推 Shalone:照你店長的邏輯來看,那家小7被搶劫也是要工讀生賠咯?     03/21 01:06
→ XDXDXDD:爛店長....                                              03/21 01:39
推 wei22:推 twdonny:員工也是人http://     XDDD                     03/21 02:14
推 courager52:被小女孩婊了                                         03/21 02:15
噓 zone753951:快公佈~~~                                         03/21 09:08
噓 kkic811:噓店長                                                  03/21 09:16
推 minilemon:Q_Q 哪間店啊?! 踹共!                                  03/21 10:17
推 e06150:幫推第100推~~= =Y"                                       03/21 10:21
推 gn02528998:幫推...                                              03/21 10:26
推 diy7822:好可憐喔~關你什麼事呀?                                03/21 10:43
推 blacktea711:這個太不合理了~到底關你什麼事                       03/21 11:05
推 Bluedaysun:..Q                                                  03/21 11:53
推 likehaha:幫高調    過期品可是我大學四年的回憶阿= =              03/21 12:28
推 YorkJon:你不該賠的@[email protected]又不是店員的錯,這種意外本來就是店家吸收   03/21 13:02
推 sienasken:告啦告啦告啦告啦告啦告啦告啦告啦告啦告啦告啦告啦      03/21 13:04
推 RainInNight:建議公佈是哪家門市+1                                03/21 14:10
推 jessiebaby:我以前打工的時候燒掉一台微波爐  店長也沒叫我賠       03/21 15:04
→ jessiebaby:有點沒良心喔                                         03/21 15:04
推 ZincSaga:過期品帶回家不是小7的基本福利嗎...                     03/21 15:35
→ ZincSaga:爛店長+1                                               03/21 15:35
推 neptune0299:簽名檔XD                                            03/21 18:52
推 eggegg0511:公布是什麼門市!!店長出來面對!!                       03/21 22:38
推 smartfen:7-11好像用大同電鍋?一個也不少..                        03/22 06:05
推 climate0976:你好無辜阿 哪這樣要賠錢嗎 @@                        03/22 06:08
推 jack3321:蘿莉採蛋圖勒????                                       03/22 09:59
→ ben3683:你沒有必要賠錢啊  傻傻的                                03/22 12:56
推 goldnun:原Po拍拍;噓店長+1                                       03/22 13:41

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