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[無言] 老師,我長大要娶妳

 作者  caloop99 (花花)                                      看板  StupidClown 
 標題  [無言] 老師,我長大要娶妳                                              
 時間  Fri Mar 25 11:53:30 2011                                               

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前天..我的課輔小朋友說,老師,我長大要娶妳喔....

難道他不知道他12歲,我..22歲了= =

我就說,喔...可是你以後會遇到一個更好的女生阿

而且老師以後老了,你就不會喜歡我了阿..

小朋友:才不會咧..我一定不會喜歡別人

我:喔....


--------過了一天---------

昨天讓他們檢討完考卷..就讓他們自由活動30分鐘

他們就再玩一個很酷的玩具(很多枝棒子跟很多顆有洞的球..棒子可以插在球上面)

結果那個要說要娶我的小朋友,他用棒子跟球做成了竹蜻蜓

我就覺得很好玩...就說:欸,竹蜻蜓借老師玩一下好不好

於是我就開始轉動了...可是!!轉的不好..掉下地板的時候,打到了那個小朋友的頭

小朋友就說:齁..你打我!家暴...我以後不娶妳了啦

我:對不起啦,老師不是故意的麻XD(聽到他不娶我了...開心到爆)

小朋友:好啦..我原諒你吧!我還是可以娶妳啦...

                                我還是可以娶妳啦...

                                     我還是可以娶妳啦...

我:喔...你不用這麼勉強拉

小朋友:不會啦...那妳嫁給我以後幫忙我寫作業喔

我:.....(其他4個小朋友笑翻了XD)

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推 amysccc:XD                                                      03/25 11:55
推 s910318lily:有笑有推~                                           03/25 11:58
推 wolfganghsu:是個寬大為懷的小朋友(?)                             03/25 12:00
推 diib:哈哈哈                                                     03/25 12:00
推 Hateson:XDDDDDDDDDDDD                                           03/25 12:07
推 Hans14:XDDD 娶老婆來幫寫作業′︶`                               03/25 12:10
推 khw177:奇怪...沒人要圖耶                                        03/25 12:14
推 exelop:小朋友就已經懂家暴啦~~~不簡單                            03/25 12:32
→ caloop99:因為他們都小五了阿XD                                   03/25 12:38
推 Archi821:ok啦 再過8年就20歲啦                                   03/25 12:40
推 twelvechen:棒子可以插在__上面                                   03/25 12:41
→ apiod:                 泂                                       03/25 12:43
→ beaune:那...那...我可以娶你嗎> <                                03/25 12:44
→ caloop99:可是再過八年我也30了>"<                                03/25 12:54
推 zzxzero:XD嫁給我以後要幫我寫作業                                03/25 12:58
推 Archi821:差10歲,現在來講也不會很怪啦.. 而且10年後會更普遍      03/25 13:00
推 mydeargf:原來只是要寫作業 XD                                    03/25 13:01
→ caloop99:那誰來幫我做報告= =                                    03/25 13:01
推 Hans14:XDDD 嫁個教授老公 (° ο°)                              03/25 13:03
推 BanBan612:XDD                                                   03/25 13:05
推 sprpcp:老師圖呢 要遵守版規九噢!!!!                              03/25 13:11
推 starkirby:都有國中女老師搞上男學生了 差10歲OK啦                 03/25 13:14
→ caloop99:版規不是指到八嗎@@?                                    03/25 13:28
推 Archi821:板規九在男鄉民心中啦                                   03/25 13:33
推 HongChie:老師~我現在就要娶妳>///<                               03/25 13:42
推 mydeargf:發文不附圖 此風不可長 請記得這樣教育小朋友哦^o^        03/25 13:51
→ redchia:寬大為懷的小朋友XDDDDDDDD                               03/25 13:59
推 Greed623:這小朋友...長大後不簡單 XDDDD                          03/25 14:03
推 yes010916:我覺得小五已經不能當小朋友看待了XDDD                  03/25 14:08
推 sinna36:小朋友不自覺說出他的目的XD                              03/25 14:12
→ caloop99:XDXD小朋友這樣才可愛阿                                 03/25 14:12
推 satanc:太可愛了! 目的是寫作業阿 笨蛋~~~~                        03/25 14:12
→ caloop99:真的真的!!我聽到也笑翻了                             03/25 14:15
推 a2507934:老師的圖!!!(敲碗                                       03/25 14:22
推 sindyddd:哈哈 寫作業比較重要XDDD                                03/25 14:23
推 chrislux:小五真的不是小朋友了                                   03/25 14:23
推 memoryfor:我跟你差不多年紀 我可以娶妳嗎                         03/25 14:25
→ caloop99:http://www.wretch.cc/user/caloop99                     03/25 14:27
→ caloop99:當然不行啊!!!                                       03/25 14:28
推 Hateson:"那妳嫁給我以後幫忙我寫作業喔"  好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDD     03/25 14:31
推 honoYang:請問老師和工工花有什麼關係                             03/25 14:32
推 zato1:十歲而已,沒問題的^_^                                     03/25 14:33
推 zuruineko:XDDDDDDDDDDD                                          03/25 14:50
→ caloop99:工工花是誰ㄚ!...我猜應該沒關係吧0.0                   03/25 14:50
推 tigerflyer:公公花台大舞姬之一                                   03/25 14:54
→ caloop99:0.0那真的沒關係...                                     03/25 15:01
推 FATDUDU:XDDDDDDDDDDD                                            03/25 15:09
推 astrid527:八年後 他20 你30 其實還是可以的呦!(無誤)              03/25 15:10
→ caloop99:不不不不不..太可怕了0.0                                03/25 15:11
推 tigerflyer:搞不好你以後就後悔了                                 03/25 15:14
→ caloop99:XD我可以接受後悔                                       03/25 15:15
推 tigerflyer:原PO是不是姓林 然後有個珊字??                        03/25 15:16
→ tigerflyer:然後有點宅?                                          03/25 15:16
推 black898001:XD 小孩子沒惡意!                                    03/25 15:17
→ caloop99:XD不過..我還是最愛我們班那群小傢伙!哇哈哈             03/25 15:24
推 JackDou:老師 那我可以娶妳嗎~~~                                  03/25 15:36
→ bisconect:12歲已經不算是小朋友了吧,該知道的應該都知道了        03/25 15:37
→ caloop99:可能不行喔0.0                                          03/25 15:40
推 a9310139:這小孩連未來都想好XD                                   03/25 15:45
推 guitarider:老師~老師~謝~謝~你~謝謝你~      被之前大愛台洗腦...  03/25 15:56
→ caloop99:哈哈..也太搞笑了吧                                     03/25 15:57
推 mc12355:小朋友:道歉時露出____是常識喔 老師                      03/25 16:01
→ sad2:老師 我現在就可以娶....                                   03/25 16:19
→ caloop99:XD                                                     03/25 16:30
推 shenasu:老師:我不喜歡小孩子                                     03/25 16:32
→ shenasu:學生: 老師 你放心 我會很小心的!                         03/25 16:32
→ caloop99:我哪有不喜歡小孩子!!亂講!!我就很喜歡我們班小傢伙     03/25 16:35
推 windmaster:12歲有這麼笨嗎? 我想…他只是想要有人幫他做論文吧     03/25 17:12
推 human45:我也要娶老師~                                           03/25 18:18
→ a112652:該說小朋友認真 還是...???                               03/25 18:24
→ a112652:          天真                                          03/25 18:25
推 chtsai656:你好~我姓Tsai!這是我的名片。(遞)                  03/25 18:41
→ pipida00:再六年就可以吃了 而且你也才28歲 ok啦                   03/25 18:42
推 john371911:超白癡的~                                           03/25 18:44
推 kattte:很可愛 >.<                                               03/25 19:18
推 kazafQ:幫老師寫作業的話可以娶嗎>///<                            03/25 19:22
推 Archi821:再六年要吃要問他爸媽給不給吃啦                         03/25 19:32
→ caloop99:當然都不行XD                                           03/25 20:10
→ sayuki:           純真                                          03/25 20:19
推 sp038590:         有圖有真相,笨版模範生                        03/25 21:01
推 rayray1983:讚  有圖有真相! ----以下開放報名娶老師-------------  03/25 21:40
推 patrick27:衝著我認識樓上我報名衝衝看好了哈哈哈哈~~~~~~~~~       03/25 21:47
→ jijimmy:老師 我現在就可以娶妳了 >///<                           03/25 21:53
推 lucky1lk:阿 是原po...我可以喔>.^                                03/25 22:08
→ caloop99:......其實不用啦!!!...                                 03/25 22:13
推 nightrainbow:小朋友好可愛>"<                                    03/25 23:31
推 babaluu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                               03/26 01:12
推 mintfox:好可愛好貼心的小孩子!!!                                 03/26 01:13
推 k400i048:我也可以娶你唷 v( ̄︶ ̄)y                              03/26 01:39
推 FATDUDU:這老師真紅  v( ̄︶ ̄)y                                  03/26 01:48
推 jtr081025:小朋友也太天真的吧~!笑死我了~!XDDDDDDD                03/26 02:18
→ caloop99:真的真的!!小朋友真的很可愛>///<                      03/26 07:21

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