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Re: [討論] 各位在打手槍時會希望快點射嗎

 作者  JohnGan (蔣幹)                                               站內  sex 
 標題  Re: [討論] 各位在打手槍時會希望快點射嗎                                
 時間  Sat Feb 19 11:41:15 2011                                               

※ 引述《CCF52520 (林忠振)》之銘言:
: 想問問各位
: 如果再看A片打手槍的時候
: 會刻意的轉到精采畫面  加快手的刺激
: 還是會跟著片子從一開頭的前戲到後面的猛衝呢
: 我本身是前樣   所以往往三分鐘左右就結束了
: 長久下來會不會影響持久度阿

  我的經驗是  打越久 最後射得越多 也就越爽  只是射完也越虛就是了

  有一次一早醒來  看到外面陽光普照  鳥語花香

  所以就決定打個早槍來慶祝一下這美好的一天

  我泡了杯咖啡 打開冷氣 把片子放下去  然後就開始enjoy美好的早晨

  想不到打到緊要之處 門鈴竟然響了

  我趕快把片子關掉  前去應門

  原來是隔壁的王太太說家裡水管壞了 來找我借penci (用正確英文應該是pincer)

  我花了10分鐘才找到那東西 又和王太太扯了五六分鐘 才讓她離開

  這十五分鐘之間 我一直聞到王太太濃烈的香水味 還有她那個在圍裙下起伏的胸部

  害我一直都是超硬的

  關上門後  我馬上又回到電腦前 改放一部鄰居的太太的片子

  差不多又到了要噴的時候  他媽的門鈴又響了


  這次是我的小阿姨  她是我媽的表妹  最近準備要結婚  特別拿喜餅給我的

  我也沒辦法  只好請她進來坐  泡了杯茶聊一下

  我一直會不小心瞄到她短裙下面白皙的大腿 又看到他婚紗照露出來大遍的背脊

  所以十五分鐘她離開後 我還是處於硬的狀態

  我馬上又開了一部新娘的片子  一邊看一邊幻想

  結果又是要噴的時候  門鈴又響了

  我當時超火的 想說如果來得是女的  我非上不可

  結果門一開  是我阿媽

  她說閒來無事要來幫我打掃房間

  所以我就........

                  .......跟她一起打掃房間兩個小時

  等我終於送走這些女人之後

  我終於可以安安靜靜地完成我的工作  差不多前後是四個小時的過程

  當我噴出來的時候 我真有種快死翹翹的感覺


  真是一波三折的銬槍過程

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推 MTal:你阿罵走了之後,你是放什麼片子阿?                           02/19 11:58
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推 lionclp:阿嬤XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                     02/19 12:27
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推 m6990400:XD                                                     02/19 12:28
推 chriswolf:阿嬤~~~~~~~~~~~~~XD                                   02/19 12:31
推 mitsui0309:低調阿嬤的片子→站內信~XD                            02/19 12:32
推 blues520:樓上.. 那種保證你看一眼就想關了= =                     02/19 12:33
→ makuro59:瓦哥:她 我可以 XDDD                                    02/19 12:33
推 atrox:你跟阿罵一起打掃的兩個小時也是硬的!?                      02/19 12:33
推 trains9999:我會死掉嗎                                           02/19 12:34
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推 Freeven:好奇阿罵走你放啥片子+1                                  02/19 12:36
推 guccihuang:==================當然是60路系列==================   02/19 12:45
推 BlackCoal:XD                                                    02/19 12:48
推 sos99995:阿罵也太屌了吧                                         02/19 13:01
推 hitsukix:我在AV版看過幾個阿罵的片 原來是給你用的XDDD            02/19 13:05
推 Csir:下次你先放龍貓                                             02/19 13:19
推 XX:阿罵 哩進賣~低刀位~                                          02/19 13:21
推 snowdrop791:看到PO文與推文…還以為我來到 笨版 了!              02/19 13:26
推 peniscancer:我還以為是借penis                                   02/19 13:34
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