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Re: [問卦]有大便魔人的八卦嗎?

 作者  Birdme (Bird me)                                       看板  Gossiping 
 標題  Re: [問卦]有大便魔人的八卦嗎?                                          
 時間  Thu Jan 13 22:20:18 2011                                               

※ 引述《QchchQ (情比金堅)》之銘言:
: 說到大便人
: 就想到當年參加救國團
: 帶國中生畢旅
: 可能回程時吃的合菜有問題
: 一位男同學 真的憋不住了~
: 在遊覽車上的廁所大便
: 可能也是吃的太好 肚子又絞的很快
: 一陣批哩啪啦響 就算大家在唱卡拉ok也聽的到
: 然後  味道超重!!
: 瞬間瀰漫整台車
: 更可憐的是坐在廁所附近座位的小女生
: 猛吞air way跟戴口罩 頻頻皺眉
: 也不知道是真的不舒服 還是羞的不敢出來
: 就一直關在廁所道學校
: 大家都很有默契 都沒人去上廁所吵他...
: 其實我很同情他
: 因為在畢旅中發生這樣的憾事
: 一定讓整班難忘
: 可能往後的同學會都不會參加了
: 畢冊上的綽號剛好就是這篇的標題吧....


小時候幼稚園大班時

平常不喜歡大便,都是到了有感覺才去拉

而大家都知道,這時候的大便結構結實,不易散掉

有一次上課,屎意襲來

就像前面鄉民說的,我也不敢舉手跟老師說我要去大便

就這樣我隱忍著這一坨屎

這屎很厲害,一直探頭探腦,讓我要夾緊小花把他壓回去

後來,我就像國會議員一樣......屎就出來了

幹!這屎還頗結實,而且他被夾在屁股和內褲之間沒掉出來

我心想,我下課要去把他抖掉!!

但是事情絕對沒那麼簡單......老師聞到教室有一股異味!

老師問:誰棒賽在褲底呀~?

我根本不敢承認,實在很丟臉!!

於是老師就決定,一個一個照號碼上前檢查!!

男的過去脫褲子,女的過去脫褲子

檢查男生時,男生叫女生不准看

檢查女生時,女生叫男生不准看,不過男生都會從指縫偷看XD

號碼的排列是依照身高,身高越高,號碼就越後面

我因為比較高,是29號(全班共30人)

眼看著前面的人都被脫過褲子,快要輪到我被檢查,快要被抓包的時候


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老師當場抓包!!就是你!!偷大便!!

靠!有沒有這麼扯

原來是我前面號碼的同學也有偷大便!!

而且他的大便是稀的!

就這樣,這位同學被恥笑了

而我啥事都沒有,那條大便在我屁股下好像有點扁掉了

事後,在下課之前,我的大便掉在教室裡面

不是我在豪洨,那條扁扁的大便(大概像牛舌餅吧)

還被踢到!而且沒有散掉.....

後來的大便結局我就忘記了

反正我當時混在人群裡面恥笑那位同學..............





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推 xgcj:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                             01/13 22:21
推 j0928875963:這篇好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                          01/13 22:21
推 piliboy:這種老師有修過幼教嗎........直接喊出來?                01/13 22:21
推 forRITZ:XDDDDDDDDDD就是你  難怪我覺得那天有兩股臭味             01/13 22:21
噓 fakgodskings:????????????????????????XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD          01/13 22:21
推 LabaHowDa:時間剛好 宵夜文                                       01/13 22:22
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推 Nicoleching:這串討論文讓我一直笑到現在                          01/13 22:22
推 wheat1130:XDDD                                                  01/13 22:22
推 loveloser:幹 豪小~~~~                                           01/13 22:22
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推 rchlmvn:原來是你  沒品                                          01/13 22:22
推 asd2260123:XDDD                                                 01/13 22:23
推 taitaiyang:好笑給推XD                                           01/13 22:23
推 sapphireBOB:看到國會議員我笑了 抓狂梗XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD        01/13 22:24
推 bluebugi:好爛的老師~XDDDDD                                      01/13 22:24
推 Brad255:這三小  我一直笑XDDDDDDDDD                              01/13 22:24
推 fish510468:XDDDDD                                               01/13 22:24
推 jeffl0402:XDDDDDDDDD 幹超機掰的                                 01/13 22:24
推 mrporing:你到底是偷.大便,還是偷大便                            01/13 22:24
推 lauto:宵夜文XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                    01/13 22:25
推 KIDDLEE:........說不定老師也偷大便                              01/13 22:25
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推 sn7:你真卑鄙...                                                 01/13 22:25
推 GHOSTFONG:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                  01/13 22:25
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推 thatsocool:XDDDDDDD   那個同學會有陰影吧XD                      01/13 22:26
推 weiwei94126:有效有推                                            01/13 22:26
推 brake:老師:還好真的有學生偷大便救了我~~                        01/13 22:27
推 hate56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                     01/13 22:27
推 angus7639:超哭的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                 01/13 22:29
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推 Finarfin:幼稚園..脫褲子很正常阿 好笑推XD                        01/13 22:35
推 howhowyo:.........                                              01/13 22:36
推 ppc:你要感恩他                                                  01/13 22:38
推 frozenmoon:這篇超好笑的,那個小朋友會不會有心靈創傷阿           01/13 22:40
推 dadaHOPE:XDDDDDDDDDDDD                                          01/13 22:46
噓 hank11235813:老師很無聊                                         01/13 22:50
推 hhenry666:超好笑                                                01/13 22:51
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  1. 我有一個同學畢旅時也忍不住想大便

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